THE DECIBLOG MAKES THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF THE 21ST CENTURY, IF NOT ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY
Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 at 2:00pm by Axl Rosenberg
If you find yourself no longer able to whack off to Suicide Girls because they’re just not retarded looking enough for you, then I strongly encourage you to check out Rate My Corpse Paint, which is, in the words of brilliant Deciblogger Jeanne Fury, “the ‘Hot or Not’ for the kvlt crowd.”
Above are photos of Nekromaniak and Grindhouse Bub, who are currently the top rated chick and the third-top rated guy (The first two don’t even have any corpse paint on. Poseurs.). There’s plenty of NSFW pics of girls with truly horrendous bodies slutting it up (And I mean truly horrendous. Like, I looked at them and I might be gay now). But however you cut it, there’s no way this won’t provide you with hours upon hours of entertainment.
-AR
Now officially scarred for life. Thanks.
Doesn’t The dude that runs the gauntlet run ratemycorpsepaint.com also? It is a great site no doubt
I don’t get it… how do the ones who aren’t wearing corpse paint count…???
I’m lost….
Sadly it’s a joke, and not nearly as serious as I’d like it to have been.
If you were hoping for a serious corpse paint rating website you are a gigantic faggot.
Dude man used MS (corpse)paint.
HAH!
^Wow. By “serious” I meant that the submissions are unfortunately not by people who take themselves seriously.
You’re very intelligent.
where are the NSFW pictures? All i see are fat slags. I can’t even tell if I’m looking at guys or girls.
MS (corpse) paint. hahahaha
OUCH! I think my pussy just got repo’ed…
And to think, I was hoping to have kids one day. Fuck you guys for this shit.
Die.
Shinaain
you do not want to see this!!
http://www.ratemycorpsepaint.com/rate/?i=1423
you have been warned.
The pic on the right looks like it’s made of paper mache (SP?)
The second pic looks like the paper mache head I made in 4th grade art class.
i almost thought the Insane Clown Posse was coming out with a new album with new face paint! hah
I love how the cross on the guy’s forehead is right side up.
What I notice about the site is that the majority of members haven’t logged in within the last 2 years.
oh the humanity…
great post!