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THE DECIBLOG MAKES THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF THE 21ST CENTURY, IF NOT ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY

 Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 at 2:00pm by

nekromaniakgrindhousebub

If you find yourself no longer able to whack off to Suicide Girls because they’re just not retarded looking enough for you, then I strongly encourage you to check out Rate My Corpse Paint, which is, in the words of brilliant Deciblogger Jeanne Fury, “the ‘Hot or Not’ for the kvlt crowd.”

Above are photos of Nekromaniak and Grindhouse Bub, who are currently the top rated chick and the third-top rated guy (The first two don’t even have any corpse paint on. Poseurs.). There’s plenty of NSFW pics of girls with truly horrendous bodies slutting it up (And I mean truly horrendous. Like, I looked at them and I might be gay now). But however you cut it, there’s no way this won’t provide you with hours upon hours of entertainment.

-AR

  • Ihsahn_

    Now officially scarred for life. Thanks.

  • Chuck

    Doesn’t The dude that runs the gauntlet run ratemycorpsepaint.com also? It is a great site no doubt

  • Byron W.

    I don’t get it… how do the ones who aren’t wearing corpse paint count…???
    I’m lost….

  • http://www.thedevilsdemons.com vincent

    Sadly it’s a joke, and not nearly as serious as I’d like it to have been.

  • Strungout

    If you were hoping for a serious corpse paint rating website you are a gigantic faggot.

  • Rolling Thunder

    Dude man used MS (corpse)paint.

    HAH!

  • http://www.thedevilsdemons.com vincent

    ^Wow. By “serious” I meant that the submissions are unfortunately not by people who take themselves seriously.

    You’re very intelligent.

  • canea

    where are the NSFW pictures? All i see are fat slags. I can’t even tell if I’m looking at guys or girls.

    MS (corpse) paint. hahahaha

  • Shinaain

    OUCH! I think my pussy just got repo’ed…

    And to think, I was hoping to have kids one day. Fuck you guys for this shit.

    Die.
    Shinaain

  • Wormdrive

    you do not want to see this!!

    http://www.ratemycorpsepaint.com/rate/?i=1423

    you have been warned.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    The pic on the right looks like it’s made of paper mache (SP?)

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Demigod1 Tyler

    The second pic looks like the paper mache head I made in 4th grade art class.

  • hater_guy

    i almost thought the Insane Clown Posse was coming out with a new album with new face paint! hah

  • Jenna

    I love how the cross on the guy’s forehead is right side up.

  • DanyLektro

    What I notice about the site is that the majority of members haven’t logged in within the last 2 years.

  • BrandonMetal

    oh the humanity…
    great post!

  • satan

    i hate the fat guy !!! wanna kill him !