DOES SEBASTIAN BACH REALLY TALK LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME???
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009 at 11:00am by Axl Rosenberg
Alright, in case ya didn’t know: prior to the borderline-unlistenable Angel Down, all of Sebastian Bach’s solo albums had titles based on terrible puns using his name – e.g. Bring ‘Em Bach Alive, Bach to Basics, etc. I don’t even have to tell you what a retarded conceit that was, but given that a) Sebastian Bach actually is retarded and b) Sebastian Bach’s remaining fan base is also retarded (hello, Karen James), this wasn’t surprising.
But we’ve been following Baz on Twitter these past weeks, and as it turns out, he actually feels the need to replace the word “back” with his name whenever possible. To wit, these tweets which I culled only from the last seven days:
Writing lyrics in the Bach yard whilst achieving most vociferous tan. Methinks I may record 2nite #fb
just got Bach from 4.3 mile run. Listened to 2 new demos from @jameyjasta and Heaven & Hell CD #fb
just did 4 mile run. I am Bach on the Trail (groan) #fb11:26 AM May 13th from txt
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, do you think Baz does this all the fucking time? No wonder he got fired from Skid Row. His family must want to kill him. Actually, his sons are named “London” and “Paris,” so I’m fairly certainly at some point they’ll Menendez him anyway, but no jury in the world will convict them as long as they explain that Daddy felt a constant need to use his name instead of the word “back.” BECAUSE IT’S REALLY FUCKING STUPID AND REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
I actually tweeted Bach Bach (get it?) to tell him it was okay to stop doing this, we all remember what his name is, etc.
Needless to say, he never got Bach to me.
-AR
I foresee possible Bach-lash from this.
These aren’t puns, I think he actually believes that’s the correct spelling of “back”
Oh and I heard him sing Bach In the Saddle on Music Choice this morning
“Hey guys! I’m just chillin’ watching some Bach to the Future.”
THE MUSICAL IS BACH!!!
lmfao
You’re awesome.
I have groupies
I have no idea why he hasn’t gone Bach to obscurity.
“nice twatting all of u , even tho it was a bummer pretty much! i am out of here. on a run , then studio. happy twatting ! #fb”
His message to the ladies.
baby got bach ! #fb 11:30 AM May 20th from txt
He needs to get Skid Row Bach together.
He sounds like a bigger douche than Chad Kroeger of NickelBach
Whoa, don’t say things your can’t take Bach about Bach.
Hey Bach off pal!
Get of his Bach! dont tell him what to say
Thanks for the Bach up.
Way to not Bach down dood.
Skid Row blows. Modern Skid Row does at least. I thought Angel Down was really good though. I’m a little scared to hear what becomes of the Bach/Jasta collaboration though
Baby Got Bach?
And don’t forget, he named his daughter Sebastiana. No, I did not make that up.
Would someone tell this fuck that Bach isn’t even his birth name? Like seriously, if I were a certain composer with actual claim to that name, I’d want to come back alive and kick some ass.
I never thought I’d every say this… but this man needs a reality show. Could you imagine all the bach handed references to himself he would make?
With bach-to-bach episodes on Friday nights
He had a reality show a few years Bach called Supergroup. It was awful.
Bach in Black
To Hell and Bach
Bach in Denim
The Boys are Bach in Town
PayBach (isn’t it what’s all about?)
Bach to the Village
Never Turn Your Bach on a Friend
Someone with a Twitter acount should flood him with that every hour or so.
I’m not sure if this is the saddest or the most hilarious post ever.
Haterade Mafia rules. I want patches.
i’d like to hit him about the bachside using a 2×4 with a rusty nail….
now ya see im a bach fan and i like his music and i personally dont think its fair to make blog posts saying how retarded him and his fans are etc concidering some of the down right aweful bands you like and heres an idea if you find that use of his last name thing annoying….dont follow his twitter account and keep reading his updates. (and yeah i do think its a little silly how he does that but if it makes him happy then why not?)
Yep he’s right you know – they really stabbed him in the Bach with this blog.
Why do I get the feeling this guy loves Kellogg’s Nut & Honey Crunch cereal from the 80’s?
Wow that’s a throwbach