JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: DAATH’S EYAL LEVI ON PLANE CRASHES (AGAIN!)

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 at 2:35pm by

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Daath just completed our first tour for The Concealers album cycle. The tour was with Dragonforce and our personal heroes, Cynic. It was a US Secondary Markets tour. For those of you who sent us angry messages about why we didn’t play your city…. We appreciate that you care and we promise we’ll be there are soon as we can.

Anyways, after our portion of the tour was over Dragonforce was scheduled to play some South American dates on their own before returning to France. Their last dates were in Brazil I believe and they would have been flying the same, if not similar route as Air France flight 447 which peaced out mid flight over the Atlantic Ocean last week.

Any excuse to write about a plane crash right? Well this one just fascinates me as much as it hits close to home. I believe we made friends with the Dragonforce dudes and to think that they were days away from that flight is definitely creepy.

The closest I’ve ever been to a plane crash was when I went to Charles Du Gaul airport in 2000 about three days after the Concorde crash. I don’t know if you remember that, but a bunch of tourists had chartered a Concorde. The flight that took off prior to the Concorde lost a bolt from an enigine during the takeoff roll. When the Concorde sped down the runway one of its tires kicked up the bolt into an engine and, how do I say, fucked everything up. They flew for a little but ended up getting 50,000 bonus points by taking out a hotel. I wonder how many points you get for people you take out on the ground.

I mean, I know that when I’m driving and I see a family that’s at least 10 points per parent and 15 per kid, but that’s too easy. You gotta go for a skateboarder because at least they can evade. A skateboarder should be worth at least 50 points.

Anyhow, I digress. How many points for the people an airplane takes out on the ground? I’ll leave that up to discussion.

So back to flight 447. This one freaks me out for a variety of reasons. First of all. Nobody knows what happened because the plane was off radar. Did you know that when you get 200 miles off coast you are technically off radar and just free balling it? If you crash, like these fuckers did, its just a guessing game as to where you may possibly be. Your remains and plane wrekage may never be found. So far the wreckage is said to be spread out over 140 square miles in water depths of up to 24,000 feet. The most rugged submersibles only go down to 19,000 feet. GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING THOSE BLACK BOXES.

So we may never know what happened. Which is freaky. Because right now people are saying that the pilot flew straight into a thunderstorm. I thought that pilots don’t fly into thunderstorms. I thought they flew around them. I’ve been getting more and more comfortable flying because I THOUGHT THEY FLEW AROUND THEM. NOT THROUGH THEM. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FLY THROUGH THEM.

Anyways, some people are saying that weather alone probably wouldn’t have brought down the extremely modern plane. That pilots are equipped for this. Well…. Maybe it was a bomb? I mean… that sucks and all… but I would rather it be a bomb and I’ll tell you why. There are far less bombs that make it onto flights than pilots. Fact. So that makes the chances of a pilot being an idiot and flying you into a thunderstorm far greater than the chances of it being a bomb that brings you down.

So there you have it. I hope it was terrorism. It would make me feel a little better about flying.

-EL

[Eyal Levi is the guitarist for Daath, and the only Jew in the world even more neurotic than Axl Rosenberg. Visit Daath on MySpace to get the full itinerary for their summer tour with Goatwhore, Abigail Williams, Abysmal Dawn, and Success Will Write Apocalypse Across the Sky.]

  • Russell

    What perfecting timing to read this, considering I have a flight to catch tomorrow morning. Let’s hope my aircraft is bombless, and the pilot isn’t a complete idiot.

    Great tour by the way. You guys and Cynic put on one hell of a show.

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Charles de Gaulle

  • Tim

    I really wanted to go see you guys with CYNIC (even without Sean Malone) but had a college performance that night. Saw a guy with a Traced In Air shirt the next week, I was so pissed I didn’t get to go.

  • The Mighty Fucking Quinn

    “They flew for a little but ended up getting 50,000 bonus points by taking out a hotel.”

    Point value should be determined by the size and quality of the hotel. If it was a four star filled with guests around Christmas, 200,000 points should be awarded. However, if it was a six story high class Holiday Inn – 20,000 points, tops.

    • Eyal Levi

      I believe it was around six stories tall, but it was a nice French inn. So that has to count for more than just a regular ole’ Holiday Inn. You know, it really would help the world out to have this point system determined once and for all.

      • The Mighty Fucking Quinn

        I’ll agree with that.I’m going to rule it as 20,000 for the hotel + 15,000 because it was in France, and in the interest of fairness – an additional 30,000 points because it was a concord.Those planes were bad assery in it’s truest form, and if it crashed into a building, not to sound cliche, but that is pretty fuckin’ metal.

        Perhaps I’ll have to track you down when you guys play the city with Goatwhore and we’ll have to work out a definitive universal point system.

  • Kirsten

    I saw you guys with Cynic in North Dakota.
    It sucks that the crowd was so much smaller than you deserved, cause you guys absolutely slayed.

  • http://www.myspace.com/shadow_patton Patton

    Maybe it was the communists ? We didn’t hear a lot from them for a while, maybe they are coming back ?

  • DemonicLemming

    The media needs to get their information directly from the goddamn airline companies and actual pilots who are flying, not armchair commandos who couldn’t start a goddamn prop engine if they tried. The amount of false information and sensationalism that’s been attributed to this is absolutely insane. It wasn’t a terrorist attack or a bomb – Airbus has a rather nasty history of unreliability and poor design, and previous documented issues + weather conditions encountered in the area (and no, that area isn’t a “thunderstorm” pilots fly around, yet more misinformation released by the media) would have caused an event exactly like this.

  • Eyal Levi

    There was actually an event on the same model Airbus in which it went into a sudden uncontrolled dive because the onboard computer was relaying faulty pitch information. Airbuses have definitely been known to freak out.

  • Hrafn

    Supposedly a guy I went to high school worked on that fucking plane a few weeks prior–said that some screws or bolts or some shit had been tampered with and reported it. Whether it was ever fixed, he doesn’t know. He blames himself for the people who died. How fucked up is that?