Actually, stupid fuck, I don’t like a lot of what is posted here, but obviously you do.

You’re just a creative little cunt, arentcha? Calling me a she and homosexual, too high class for just “fag”?

Figured you were a blabbermouth troll in disguise.

Right back atcha.

Oh MySpace is it? I wonder.

Yeah, look at that, this has to be you.

A fat sack of shit, shaved head, metal goatee, I’m sure it’s Sarumon’s hand, I’m sure.

Metal tats of course, glazed over drunk expression, metal shirts, UGH METAL playlist, lots of UGH METAL UGH YEAH FUCKING HARDCORE under interests.

This has to be you, this is too fucking hilarious to be coincidence.

Disturbed, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath

“No metal here.”

Can you just, ban this guy? I mean I’ll give you Disturbed since you guys hate them, of course, but fuck, Ozzy, BLS, Sabbath, this guy is a fucking troll.

What’s wrong with comedy rock? And Jesus, I guess you are retarded, you can’t even spell someone’s name.

Though being a southern/midwest sack of shit I guess you have disdain for the guy, right? Oh wait, no, you’re probably one of those generic anarchists who have a collection of automatic rifles like some fucking psychopath.

Another retard dedicated to the worst shit metal produces and spits all over the forefathers that allowed that horrible shit to even begin through the course of evolution.

But we don’t believe in that either do we, fat sack of ignorant crap? No we don’t.

Malevolus: I’m not a woman.

Fucktard.

“oh lul just by ur pic lol” Yeah, because long hair fucking means something in metal.

Fucktard times two.

No, because I’ve personally sat through quite a few death metal bands, and they are terrible, their lyrics are shallow, stupid bullshit about murder and death and nazis, musically, non-melodic death metal amounts to some kind of speed and thrash anagram minus the inspiration, IE boring shit.

Fucktard times three.

Oh I do, but I also fucking hate numerous genres of music for being sloppy, uninspired, and shallow, IE, many forms of Extreme Metal, Mainstream(Read:98% of) rap, Pop music, post-grunge(Nickbenjmudseethfoo, no, nevermind, I can’t tell them apart), and a handful of others.

Fucktard times four.

Four fucktard tickets, please cash these at Blabbermouth, each one represents an eternity of fucktarded comment reading there until the day your assumptions dribble from your ass along with the majority of your entrails(Read: 90% of Death metal lyrics) and you die(Read: The other 10%).

Johnny: “Nu” taste in tunes? Exactly what the fuck are you insinuating? Disturbed haven’t been Nu metal since before we invaded fucking Afghanistan.

So you’re a fan that is “unaware” of this I suppose? Fascinating, perhaps it’s more likely you’re trying to subdue my point by playing as the opposition? Yeah, that’s right.

I’ve seen Fox News, it isn’t a new approach.

Spell the name right if you’re going to bother, it’s not a misspelling of Reverend, and I’ve had enough Death metal slop at concerts to know it tastes like shit and I want to promptly wipe it from my tongue, it’s a meathead genre with a meathead inspiration in relatively recent metal history, Slayer.

People are allowed to appreciate how hard and br00tal it is, and how death and nazis are fucking awesome to them, and how Slayer totally fucking invented the double bass oh my God makes my metal dick gyrate fucking SLAYER METAL HORNS FUCK YES D00D.

But no, they are not allowed to tell me it’s good music, because I will be a dick in my response to that view, not that I’m cuddly in any circumstance.

He, you stupid sack of shit.

Fuck you.

Just what we needed, another trolling meathead.

Do us all a favor, shave your head because it’s so br00tal and find yourself a Slayer pit, punch some kids because UGH SO FUCKING TOUGH AND METAL FUCK YEAH MY GOATEE IS AWESOME.

And I’ll be over here praying to Satan or some other malevolent deity that a fat worthless drunk sack of Slayer-shit like yourself somehow got hoisted up by a crane to crowd surf and dropped on your jelly filled fat ass and killed you.

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING BRUTAL DAWG

*headbang*

Lol, finally, some creative trolling.

Some seem to believe it’s a misspelling of Reverend or Reverent, perhaps even Revenant, but it has nothing to do with “core” music, I don’t enjoy most of the core movement, though I enjoy “tr00″ and “kvlt” even less.

Well, on the contrary, I got laid two weeks ago.

In good time.

Gross, but not bad.

No I assure you it was a person, a living, breathing, and here’s the key totally compliant of their own accord, person.

Well, I could try hydrogen, but I doubt that would work out.

Sarcasm mocking sarcasm, interesting.

It is an actual contest, and judging by your bitching and berating and nagging over political correctness, you took it super duper cereally.

Yada.

Yeah yeah, a /b/ tard reject, I was doing that crap back when you were just discovering Teletubbies, I don’t troll, I know you do, since you’re a worthless chan tard, but I gave that up long ago. Generally just “you’re wrong, inept, stupid, unfunny, shut up”, I realize the tenets of trolling guide your interactions with everyone, but I don’t buy into giving up just because you’re intent on getting shits and giggles from me.

I’ve been trolled a lot harder than you’re capable of and came out of it not being exhausted and boggled beyond recognition as is your intent, again, I was being trolled back before 4chan, before the shitty spin-offs, before the shitty meme sites, before the popularity that then created sub-forums dedicated solely to /b/-tard humor(IE, your spawning site), and I’m just not fazed by it anymore.

Here’s a more recent history lesson even you could choke down, though admission isn’t allowed for trolls, so you needn’t reply to it, there have been three major /b/ tard trolls before you, they didn’t get anywhere, but they were just as determined.

You don’t have to associate with 4chan to be a /b/ tard, though your humor is directly derived from it, it’s been funneled through the channels until it hit whatever random sub-forum and you ate it up.

Not even 100% on what to call it since it’s slowly becoming a retarded mess unto itself, as evidenced here with trolls slipping into all manner of sites with derivative chan humor, the sad part is they don’t even know where it came from.

Yes yes, you are above everyone and truly brilliant, ad nauseum. I have no interest in trolling, I haven’t trolled in many years, idiots like yourself attribute every disagreeable person to trolling, just another fucktard to spout “troll” whenever someone puts down something “tl;dr” or adhering to a differing belief system.

I have the mind of a thirteen year old, quite clever, I’m a juvenile, dear me aren’t we the epitome of stinging criticism? A whole two pegs above “homosexual” and “her”.

I’m simply a curmudgeon, and unlike you I don’t argue with people for my amusement(That’s just a happy bonus), since you’re new you are wholly unaware of the many discussions I’ve had here as well as the many arguments that differ wildly from your own in many ways, so I’ll point out one defining difference; I don’t just tell people they’re wrong until they give up.

Whatever I say is the opposite of true.

Creative phrasing of more “You’re wrong”.

Really? You know just as well as I do that you haven’t heard shit of Disturbed since The Sickness, just like every tr00 and kvlt jackass out there, you’d sooner dismiss them, like a stupid thirteen year old, than bridge the gap I did with black and death metal and actually listen to form an educated opinion.

“You’re wrong”

Yeah, I get it, you’re a troll, never going to relent, you can think whatever you want, but I caught you in a bullshit bluff even you didn’t jump to defend, given your immense amount of posting in a matter of days from never posting at all I can deduce just from that you weren’t lurking at all, and you knew shit-nothing about anything I’ve ever said, which given how prolific a poster I am isn’t believable.

Keep calling me a troll all you like, but until you have some sort of intelligent discussion on here, you’re still trash to me, troll-mongering trash.

Heavy metal, but no, you haven’t, a person like you doesn’t like their ideas challenged, even going so far as to lie about some type of perceived “seniority” to maintain their footing, so I’m not buying that either.

Wrong, Jesus, get it fucking right man.

Nu metal
Alternative metal, quite, fucking, clearly
Alternative rock/metal with Tool/politics mixed in
Heavy metal

Haunted, aside from the climax, is an Eh song with Eh music and arguably my least favorite on the album, and Enough is an anti-war song.

“You’re wrong”

Yeah, I get it, trolling is fun.

I sincerely doubt that, given the reputation I have here you would have known who I was or seen what I had posted and known something, nice try at bullshit though, howoever the bluff fell through.

You can keep going of course, as trolls often do, though I have no intention of giving up as everyone else does.

Zit: That may be the dumbest thing you’ve said, metal requires no specific composition, what an oddly arbitrary rule.

Megatron: I listen to Disturbed as well, which shows you how much of a loser I think you are for making that statement.

No sir nu-metal versus heavy metal, the heaviness obviously sways toward one of those two, and it sure as hell isn’t the one you think it is.

1. I was outwardly wondering what the fuck makes them heavier then versus now, and I of course assumed a shallow, aesthetic value as opposed to a legitimate value as your driving reason, instead of rebuffing that you simply said I was wrong, so?

2. Lennon, dammit, the Beatles? Why do I have to keep explaining where I got these? Over and over again, and Ozzy only wears the damned things because of Lennon as well, though his are a different style. I wear them because to me they represent a kind of optimism, not that I think they aren’t kind of stylish, but they’re the only thing I wear that I identify with in any capacity, I wear plain jeans, plain shoes, plain shirts, no jewelry or piercings.

3. I’m mocking your opinion of Disturbed, not that you like them, I reserve that for teenagers raging to Stupify.

4. Zit does the same thing, except he tends to just devolve into “You’re wrong” instead of making a point, which I argue I do, and I wasn’t picked on in high school, no one had the balls. The last time I recall being picked on in the days when I went to school was sixth grade, after I lifted him by his throat with one hand against the wall, all bullying ceased, in the entire school, because the next time someone bullied someone I threw them across a table.

You could say I had a low tolerance for bullying, of anyone including myself, and a relatively short fuse when I saw it happening.

Although you’re quite right to think so, I was bullied extensively when I was in elementary, at that point I was short and skinny, constantly aloof, an easy target, that changed when an immense growth spurt struck, there, how’s that for a detailed rebuttal and point by point debate? Now you can’t say I didn’t have one.

And uh, no, thanks, no hugs or reach-arounds for me, I get enough of that in a mosh pit, against my will.

There are non-mainstream metal bands I enjoy, I just don’t think it means anything to flout them as Zit does. No, you be as much of a fairy as you please, and I’ll keep ducking the meatheaded barbarians.

Uh huh.

You listen to far worse music, go mosh to GWAR jelly-rolls, and sport yourself an Uruk-hai shirt like the loathsome wannabe-nerd you are.

What a waste of life.