I thought it was kind of catchy….very progressive. What youre listening to, folks, is the new age of music. It is on the horizon and its marching towards our salad knees faster than the red coats towards the colonies. It will rip out your ear drumps, stop all over them, then forcefully reinsert them into your bloody ear canal so you can carry on rocking the casbah. This is a music filled, flaming Boeing 747 and it just flew through a flock of geese people. Ladies, get ready to have your landing strips blown off.

A wise Twisted Sister once said..”I wanna Rock…ROCK!” And thats what were gonna do because thats what we have to do. Now commence with the brOOtality.

Now for the games to begin….Were going to have a scavenger hunt….First to find all of the following WINS…..Nothing.
1.) skull back tattoo
2.) Weird Al impersonator dressed as a Dimmu Borgir member
3.) fat guy in red Nikes
4.)guy from Jersey with the glasses on his head
5.)guy with the skull bandana, forehead sunglasses and baseball eye black
6.)metal twins
7.)the keytar
8.) purple sequined belly dancer
9.)Fire extinguisher
10.)Tommy Lee(Hint:you can find him at 1:40)
11.)Black german nazi motorcycle helmet
12.)Plaid pajama pants
13.)uniterested fat old guy in motorcycle jacket
14.)worlds longest Mullet(Hint:Can be found at2:00)
15.)Another set of Metal twins
16.)Long Haired Scottish Transvestite wearing Kilt
17.) 1 Pink Mullet
18.)Gene Simmons wearing a flaming T Shirt
19.) Metal Triplets
20.) Two More Jersey-ites with bad attitudes and Silver Chains and Wife Beaters(Hint: Found at 3:05 and in Most of The State of New Jersey
21.) Bodybuilder Cowboy
22.) Brown Sequined belly dancer
23.)Two Guys operating 1 Camera
24.)One Incredibily Awesome Mustache(Hint: Dont Blink or Youll Miss It)

There You Have It. Juist so were clear all of those things can be found in that 3 minute 48 seconds Metal Fest.

My love for you is ticking clock! Berzerker… Would you like to suck my cock? Berzerker

Russian? definitely not russians.

this is worse sounding…

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