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MORE YOUTUBE MALARKY: CRADLE OF FILTH VOCAL COVERS

 Thursday, August 27th, 2009 at 10:30am by

Vocal covers on YouTube are inherently funny… here you have literally hundreds of thousands of the world’s teenagers baring their voice for all the world to see, and for what? To be the next Tay Zonday? Or do people think they’ll actually be “discovered” and propelled to superstardom? As my good friend Axl said, “Why do people put this shit on the Internet? I sing poorly in my apartment all the time, but I don’t feel the need to share it with the world.”

An anonymous industry MS Maniac sent in this ace vocal cover of Cradle of Filth’s “Nemphetamine.” Pure gold. And then, after the jump, a pair of foxy, brunette twins we found in the “related videos” tab that actually do a decent job (but are no less hilarious).

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  • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

    I think he needs a lozenge.

  • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

    Was anyone else hoping those two chicks would start getting it on?? Did she just say “Slut for my favorite key?

    • Gecko

      I was actually wondering if this was going to turn into 2 Girls 1 Cup at some point. Also, good name…love that song…

  • Masonic Wehrmacht

    Why did I just watch that.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Is the first one the same kid from the “Fat kid rocking the fuck out” video from awhile back?

    • Piero

      The one who had boobies ? I think it’s another guy. This one looks older

      • Sacajawea

        People get older…

  • djwackfriz

    Did anyone else notice the quivering lip/nostril flares leading up to his performance? Dude looked like he was about to be emotionally overwhelmed by the cathartic strain of his craft.

    • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

      Maybe he was trying to fart and smell the air so he can have that look on his face that Danny Filth always has.

      • TurdFerguson

        I’ve learned that if i deeply inhale my anal vapor, hold my breath as long as i can and then gargle with the bile that builds up, i can sound just like Danni Filth.

    • bubba T

      HAHAHAHA…”emotionally overwhelmed by the cathartic strain of his craft”…holy crap that made me laugh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

    hahahhaha

  • Awful Georges

    My gosh this sucked. C’mon guys. You didn’t really listened to those two chicks, you watched them. They’re horrible.

  • Cade

    I would rather listen to these retards than cradle of filth any day…

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    Cradle of Filths vocals are the worst part of their music. And those chicks are a) not hot b) have the stupidest looks on their faces the whole time and c) sound like shit

    • Sacajawea

      Agreed.

  • CYN1C

    I was eating while I pressed play and this made me puke.

  • PaxlRose

    The fat dude should’ve covered Liv Kristine’s parts as well.

  • terrybeans84

    The two gals looked way better. I love how when people make these they stare at the camera like a douch bag for the first measures.

  • rkpe

    try playing both of these videos at the same time.

  • Histomen

    Of all the cradle of filth songs he has to choose the one that makes him the biggest vagina XD

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    That floral print duvet on the bed is hella grim.

  • ThisIsNecessary

    Stop posting this retarded shit. Sometimes it seems like you guys spend more energy posting worthless garbage and saying “This is sooo stupid!! See how stupid it is??” than actually posting something worthwhile. We come to this website in hopes to get away from this gay shit, at least I do…and yet here it is. It gets tiring.

    Yes, we know people make gay music and have gay fans. Stop reminding us and start covering more good metal.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rufino-Castaneda/100000171789334 Rufino Castaneda

    i thought it was hilarious