BEFORE THERE WAS COURTNEY LOVE, THERE WAS THE GREAT KAT

Friday, September 18th, 2009 at 1:00pm by

So as it turns out, Courtney Love is – no shock here – a fucking liar. Despite her protests to the contrary, not only did only did Love sign off on the use of a Kurt Cobain avatar in Guitar Hero 5, but she cashed the nice, fat check she was given for the use of said avatar. Nice.

The Great Kat was/is (does anyone still care about her?) more coherent than Ms. Love, but no less aggressively nuts. I was never a fan, but for those of you who were/are, I have but one question: why?

-AR

Thanks to Shane Gillis for the video.

  • Josh

    This lass is fucking CRAZY!

    • Uglymicrowave

      For someone with a 180 IQ? she’s the dumbest broad I have ever heard open her stupid loud yapping mouth…

      she knows NOTHING…ted turner and trump? WTF is she talking about?

      pure asshole.

  • http://stefangill.blogspot.com stefan

    She looks kinda 17 years old Lars Ulrich, full of coke up his ass.

    • d00shc00gr

      I thought so too

  • d00shc00gr

    I agree, Axl, she’s pretty agonizing. But I’d rather listen to 100 hours of this Great Kat guy than 10 minutes of Avril Lavigne. Or any other “Grrrl power” band Disney has put out.

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    Dear the Great Kat,

    I wanted to like you. I really did. I love the classics too. I love shred guitar. Really, I do. But why is your playing so boring? Why can’t you play with feeling? Why are your arrangements so one dimensional? Speed is not everything and you should have learned that from Beethoven. Or Chopin. Are you still playing guitar? Could you try this for me and play, on the guitar, something with feeling? Maybe try la ci darem la mano or Don Giovanni, a cenar teco m’invitasti? Play with feeling! Could you try that please?

    • Boob

      ditto, exactly my thoughts.

      also… are you are racist kat? You don’t seem to like the “orientals.”

      • I put the gap in Biff Tannen’s asshole.

        Fail

  • http://www.adrenalinepr.com Natalie

    yeah. not a bad musician… but REALLY shitty person.

  • Dave

    What a goofy bitch.

  • MightierBlue

    “You don’t know about Julliard, do you? It’s filled with Orientals!”

  • thedude

    Wow, she sounds like a female Gilbert Gottfried.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    That girl is batshit crazy.

  • TurdFerguson

    Whay haven’t i seen her naked yet?

  • Double D

    This chick is hot. I need to be inside her.

  • http://www.myspace.com/i_be_groovin THRASHETTE

    Miley Cyrus?

  • Sacajawea

    I thought that was really funny. And I do believe that it may have been her intention to stir shit up. She might not have necessarily felt that way, but it sure beats sitting around having some boring conversation about record sales, producers, etc.

  • Manfred Nuggets

    This guy who had to “interview” her should win an award.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    I know I already commented on this but after watching it again, I have to say it again… THIS BITCH IS BATSHIT CRAZY!!!!

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    she is absolutely fucking insane…and i DIG IT! this shit is hillarious! never heard any of her stuff though…

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    oh and ps. watch part 2 of the interview, she goes even crazier, if such a thing is possible

  • beardy

    take that fucking coffee away from her

  • Cory

    I’ve actually been on one of her recording sessions. I intern at this studio and my boss actually warned me about that session the day before saying, “Look, you really don’t have to come in tomorrow if you don’t want to. Kat is…well, she’s very upfront”. That was an understatement. I spent 10 minutes trying to arrange a light over her hands so that she can play in the dark. That being said, her mother who was also on session was one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. She was so polite and we even shared some coffee together.

    One great thing I got out of that session: I got to meet Charlie Zeleny (at the time, still a member of Behold…The Arctopus), as he was doing the session drums on her record.

    • I put the gap in Biff Tannen’s asshole.

      I call bullshit!

      • Cory

        No bullshit, my good sir.

  • http://buttor.blogspot.com Buttor

    please someone shoot her !!

  • Fufkin

    Karen Thomas? Her day job seems to be as a PR: http://www.thomas-pr.com/

    Which makes it all the more strange why she does the whole Great Kat thing.

    • morgsatlarge

      I think that might be her sisters PR company… The Great Kat’s real name is “Katherine Thomas” the owners name is “Karen Thomas”.

      I think she might be doing her mentally unstable sister a solid by doing her PR.

      That would be a tough gig.

  • thisisnotcarlos

    holy shit thats tom leykis LMFAO !!!

  • vegan

    i agree with you dont know me. this bitch IS batsit crazy

  • Guy that knows way too many dead baby jokes

    What a CUNT

  • Killczar

    I was kinda into her scene until she started badmouthing Faith No More.

  • C.

    Well, Mr. Smartypants, that’s assuming anybody cared about her to begin with!

  • i think

    if i met her id definatly punch her