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Metal Moments of Zen

METAL MOMENTS OF ZEN: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!

Thursday, October 29th, 2009 at 11:00am by

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  • Driven9

    god damn… black metal is fuckn gay.

    • Shep

      god damn black metal is hilarious

      (and, musically, awesome)

  • O.B.

    unless you’re starting them in the name of SATAN!!!

  • Facebook User

    Grown men wearing clown makeup… I’m scaaaaaaaaaaared!!

    • wheelchairLOL

      war paint/makeup

      • Beereded

        Still gay/hilarious.

        • wheelchairLOL

          agreed

    • Beereded

      I’m…. so……. startled!

  • Beereded

    And real war paint looks way cooler than what all these black metal turds are running around in.

  • rein

    awesome music, all the rest is irrelevent

  • Masonic Wehrmacht

    Ya wooooo war paint is gay, but slipknot’s masks are awessssome. And Gwar’s costumes are completely heterosexual. betta believe it.

  • David

    ..with dry ice? Never tried that. Next time there’s a kitchen fire, that, a grimace, and a stupid lance should put it out…

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    Calling it ‘corpse paint’ doesn’t make it any less ridiculous.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

      Maybe not less ridiculous but it does make it MORE AWESOME.

  • SHOCKTROOP

    what about preventing church fires? lol

    • Beereded

      +1. The poster should read “Only you can prevent church fires.”

  • metalguy

    my girlfriend is gonna corpse paint me for hollowween. im practicing grimacing now

  • Beereded

    Smokey is way more intense in person, he’s an asshole. Or, in England, Immortal is not the forest fire prevention representative. Sorry, couldn’t help myself.

  • Ramrod