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DEAR CHESTER BENNINGTON

 Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 at 1:30pm by

I want to take a shit in your mouth.




Why does this song sound so familiar? Oh, yeah:

-AR

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  • Lybrium

    I second that shitting proposal, we should all donate to set up a “Two Boys One Cup” with chester and his choice of pop-stardom.

    • West Virginia

      this guy i was in the marines with had this jap chick shit on his face cuz he wanted ” to see what it looked like comin out”

      haha

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

        Well he was lying because you don’t have to have it land on your face to see it.

        • West Virginia

          dosent mean he didnt let her do it, said he wrapped surran wrap (sp?) on his head

          man, over japan those chicks are up for anything

  • permafrost

    Geigh as fuck.

    No thanks.

  • J-Ho

    Hey man, Chris de Burgh doesn’t deserve that…

    • steve

      haha!

  • Stiggs

    I thought Chris de Burgh’s “Lady in Red” was a very touching song. Why would you compare it to whatever noise that crapshack puts out?

    • http://seasofdreck.wordpress.com aaron m.

      i think it was to point out just how limp chester bennington sounds in comparison.

  • pariah

    “This video is not available in your contry”

    i’m not cyring

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

      indeed
      your relief is seconded

    • Alex

      You must live in a metaltopia.

      • http://www.myspace.com/i_be_groovin THRASHETTE

        woah.. this is really stupid but my friends and I did a school project to create a utopia… we did ‘metaltopia’ :P

    • Alex_P

      You are lucky. It’s some of the absolute worst synthpop I’ve ever heard. I could only listen to 30 seconds, although I skipped ahead and, yes, it does indeed have the emo “build-up for t3h dramaz” factor.

      Incidentally, Radiohead have a much better song called “Let Down”, off of OK Computer. I invoke it as a talisman against this band.

  • g

    i dont hear any resemblance. good post.

  • timmah

    teeming with autotune!

    • All Out War

      Exactly. His voice sounds like T-Pain or an Avenged Sevenfold/Atreyu album. I started growing a vagina just listening to that song.

  • KilledByDeath

    In Soviet Russia (where i am) this video is watching me, so i can’t watch it.

  • Glenn

    Are we comparing their voices or the songs? I can see a resemblance in the voices, sort of. The vocal lines are pretty different though.

  • Dysenteric

    I have that “not available in your country” thing too. No matter, I’ve never cared for Bennington and his work.

  • Sirhan Sirhan

    i tried coming up with a few funny comments, but i just can’t express with words how lame that first video is.

  • Tim

    Why is this even on here? Also, are those the guitarist from Papa Roach, or do all those d-bags just look exactly the same?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Powell/286400508 Rik Powell

      They’re from Orgy. Close enough, I guess?

  • Paul

    “and my tears fall like rain”

    Ugh, I couldn’t even make it past the first line. Apparently Chester has hired a team of 8th-grade poets to write his lyrics.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    Bennington always looks like he’s taking a massive shit. So shit in his mouth while he’s shitting would be like perpetual motion, or something. I don’t know. Fuck this shit. This shit sucks, so fuck it.

  • Jugglemonkey

    For those of us with morbid curiosity living outside the USA, what’s the name of the song in the first video?

  • Kye

    Yea, fuck that album.

    Love Linkin Park, love Fort Minor, but I fucking hate this shit.

  • wolfgoose

    is it just me or does chester look like justin timberlake?

  • SourDeez

    “TIME TO YEEEELLLLL AGAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!”

    • Dysenteric

      Hahaha, I love that LP parody vid as well. It’s so accurate, it’s LP to a T.

  • Jonathan

    …what the fuck IS this?
    Linkin Park’s first two albums were great… but Bennington’s a total sell-out in my eyes. He used to be good. Now he’s writing shitty, cliched lyrics, and he’s playing generic, not even radio worthy songs. It’s not even creative. Sure, it sounds fine, but it’s not good, hardly even decent. I don’t give a shit about side projects usually either, unless I seriously respect the artist, but… really?

    Bennington needs to re-listen to his 1999-2003 stuff if he ever wants people’s respect back.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Colin-OConnor/1491245262 Colin O’Connor

    I have not listened to LP for a looooong time but even today I don’t mind them. Looks like they are trying to be U2 or something. Man Chester really needs to put on some weight though.

  • Sammy

    So you take Linkin Park, which sucks to begin with, take out the only good thing about it – that at least there is rock music in there sometimes – and add pop ballad-ness to it. Axl, why don’t you just shit into my ears whilst you’re at it.

  • http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u19/sharikec/Metal%20Music/dimegod.jpg Dimebag6sic6

    goddd. this is so shitty. why is this guy allowed to make “music”?

  • DustintheWind

    Linkin Park always sucked….period.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wayne-Carey/100000269125084 Wayne Carey

      Agreed. Always been about teenage angst bullshit. You can only cash in on it for so long. Get the fuck over it!

  • Errol

    Hahahaha which song is it though? Can’t view the video.

  • http://WTF? bob

    So…where is the resemblance? You are crazy…I will find you and destroy you for bashing Linkin Park!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rhiannon-Furlong-Cuervo-taylor/100000446807642 Rhiannon Furlong Cuervo-taylor

    HEY! DONT FUCKING DIS CHESTER BENNINGTON!
    HE IS ONE OF THE BEST ARTISTS OF OUR TIME AND I WOULD KNOW COZ IVE LOVED HIM ALL MY LIFE!