DEAR CHESTER BENNINGTON

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 at 1:30pm by Axl Rosenberg

I want to take a shit in your mouth.




Why does this song sound so familiar? Oh, yeah:

-AR



37 COMMENTS on “DEAR CHESTER BENNINGTON”

  1. Lybrium says:

    I second that shitting proposal, we should all donate to set up a “Two Boys One Cup” with chester and his choice of pop-stardom.

  2. permafrost says:

    Geigh as fuck.

    No thanks.

  3. J-Ho says:

    Hey man, Chris de Burgh doesn’t deserve that…

  4. Stiggs says:

    I thought Chris de Burgh’s “Lady in Red” was a very touching song. Why would you compare it to whatever noise that crapshack puts out?

  5. pariah says:

    “This video is not available in your contry”

    i’m not cyring

  6. g says:

    i dont hear any resemblance. good post.

  7. timmah says:

    teeming with autotune!

    • All Out War says:

      Exactly. His voice sounds like T-Pain or an Avenged Sevenfold/Atreyu album. I started growing a vagina just listening to that song.

  8. KilledByDeath says:

    In Soviet Russia (where i am) this video is watching me, so i can’t watch it.

  9. Glenn says:

    Are we comparing their voices or the songs? I can see a resemblance in the voices, sort of. The vocal lines are pretty different though.

  10. Dysenteric says:

    I have that “not available in your country” thing too. No matter, I’ve never cared for Bennington and his work.

  11. Sirhan Sirhan says:

    i tried coming up with a few funny comments, but i just can’t express with words how lame that first video is.

  12. Tim says:

    Why is this even on here? Also, are those the guitarist from Papa Roach, or do all those d-bags just look exactly the same?

  13. Paul says:

    “and my tears fall like rain”

    Ugh, I couldn’t even make it past the first line. Apparently Chester has hired a team of 8th-grade poets to write his lyrics.

  14. Mark Gavin says:

    Bennington always looks like he’s taking a massive shit. So shit in his mouth while he’s shitting would be like perpetual motion, or something. I don’t know. Fuck this shit. This shit sucks, so fuck it.

  15. Jugglemonkey says:

    For those of us with morbid curiosity living outside the USA, what’s the name of the song in the first video?

  16. Kye says:

    Yea, fuck that album.

    Love Linkin Park, love Fort Minor, but I fucking hate this shit.

  17. wolfgoose says:

    is it just me or does chester look like justin timberlake?

  18. SourDeez says:

    “TIME TO YEEEELLLLL AGAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!”

  19. Jonathan says:

    …what the fuck IS this?
    Linkin Park’s first two albums were great… but Bennington’s a total sell-out in my eyes. He used to be good. Now he’s writing shitty, cliched lyrics, and he’s playing generic, not even radio worthy songs. It’s not even creative. Sure, it sounds fine, but it’s not good, hardly even decent. I don’t give a shit about side projects usually either, unless I seriously respect the artist, but… really?

    Bennington needs to re-listen to his 1999-2003 stuff if he ever wants people’s respect back.

  20. I have not listened to LP for a looooong time but even today I don’t mind them. Looks like they are trying to be U2 or something. Man Chester really needs to put on some weight though.

  21. Sammy says:

    So you take Linkin Park, which sucks to begin with, take out the only good thing about it – that at least there is rock music in there sometimes – and add pop ballad-ness to it. Axl, why don’t you just shit into my ears whilst you’re at it.

  22. Dimebag6sic6 says:

    goddd. this is so shitty. why is this guy allowed to make “music”?

  23. DustintheWind says:

    Linkin Park always sucked….period.

  24. Errol says:

    Hahahaha which song is it though? Can’t view the video.

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