BOB COCK’S TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009

Thursday, December 17th, 2009 at 9:00am by

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Endgame1. Megadeth – Endgame (Roadrunner)

Two-and-a-half minutes of guitar shredding (a throwback to 1988′s So Far, So Good… So What!?) is a goddamn great way to start a record. Follow it up with a slew of shredding songs and you’ve got a recipe for the year’s most spun record. Full disclosure: I’m a Megadeth fanboy that still owns Risk. And even listens to it from time to time. But this is easily Deth’s best record since Countdown or Rust In Peace.

revocation - existence is futile2. Revocation – Existence Is Futile (Relapse)

After all the fanfare and expectations that came with signing with Relapse, Existence Is Futile might not be as awesome as the band’s last album, but hot damn – it’s still fucking great thrash, with tons of musicality.

All_Shall_Fall3. Immortal – All Shall Fall (Nuclear Blast)

About damn time they finally put something out again. Great band with a great vision and not one bit of disappointment after such a long wait.

skeletonwitch-breathing-the-fire4. Skeletonwitch – Breathing The Fire (Prosthetic)

A more-than-worthy follow-up to 2007′s big breakthrough, Beyond The Permafrost. More shred, and still doused with beer-soaked riffs that stay catchy and memorable.

absu5. Absu – Absu (Candlelight)

Sure, it came out almost a year ago now – so maybe that’s why it won’t end up on a lot of year-end lists. But hot damn if the first new record in eight years from the long-running Texas black metallers isn’t scorching… even if some of the song titles are ridiculously long and – well, ridiculous.

bluerecord6. Baroness – Blue Record (Relapse)

It’s pretty universal at this point in time – aside from a few Suckers’ dissenting opinions – that Blue Record is a triumph – although the album is in a different, more melodic and hook-driven vein than Red Album, or any of Baroness’ prior output for that matter. Regardless of any shift in musical construction, it’s powerful, catchy, and a keeper.

swallow the sun - new moon7. Swallow The Sun – New Moon (Spinefarm)

Doom, gloom, and tons of heaviness makes Bob Cock a happy camper. Good thing New Moon‘s got plenty of all of it, plus it’s a way different approach than last year’s Plague of Butterflies EP.

Saviours-Accelerated-Living8. Saviours – Accelerated Living (Kemado)

More shredding than last year’s breakout, Into Abaddon? More trashiness? A new axeman to duel with frontman Austin Barber? Sign me up for all that… and some rad riffs. Lots of rad riffs.

defloratebig9. The Black Dahlia Murder – Deflorate (Metal Blade)

Being a big fan of John Kempainen’s soloing, his departure was reason enough for concern for The Black Dahlia Murder and their now tried-and-true sound. Thankfully, Arsis’ Ryan Knight more than fills the void, bringing a fresh new aspect the band’s music.

oak and bone10. Oak And Bone - Oak And Bone 7″ (Hex)

Soembody’s got to play the hip vinyl card on their top twenty list, right? Well, consider that card played.  Oak and Bone’s brand of crusty hardcore-meets-stoner riffage did it well enough on the band’s debut to crack into this guy’s top twenty.

The Best of the rest (in no particular order):

animals as leadersAnimals As Leaders – Animals As Leaders (Prosthetic)

Seems like it took more than a couple years for Tosin Abasi’s solo effort to come out after Reflux’s not-quite-impromptu dissolution, but was it worth the wait? Much like the Chinese Democracy syndrome, it paid off in these eyes. Abasi’s stellar leads and knack for melody in instrumental form isn’t just heavy, or just good, or just incredibly memorable – it’s all three… and then some.

behemoth - evangelionBehemoth – Evangelion (Metal Blade)

Consistently consistent, Behemoth didn’t disappoint with Evangelion. Nergal’s leatherclad, facepainted penchant for uncompromising blackened death metal is stuffed with over the top riffs and the frontman’s trademark Satan-spawning growls.

definaceDeströyer 666 – Defiance

Another January release that might got looked over in favor of more recent offerings -but Defiance shouldn’t get left out. Deströyer 666’s first new full-length since 2002 is a slab of great black metal enveloped not in grimness, but shrouded in thrash tendencies.

thefuneralpyre-december-300x300The Funeral Pyre – December EP

Sure, it’s just an E,P but this is where The Funeral Pyre seem to be hitting their stride. Wearing their influences on their sleeve (or backpatches or whatever), the SoCal black metal scumbags sound more Swedish than ever, and with the re-addition of guitarist Justin Garcia again teaming up with longtime axeman – and lifer – James Joyce, it’s more experimental than ever, but also rife with riffs and modern misanthropy.  Now they’ve just got to hurry up and get the next full-length out in 2010.

katatonia - night is the new dayKatatonia – Night Is The New Day

One could gain a newfound appreciation for Katatonia after hearing the band’s latest foray into progressive doom and gloom. One could also appreciate bandleaders Anders Nyström and Jonas Renske’s longstanding devotion to their craft. So while it might have taken three years to be released, at least we got something this year. And it’s damn good, too.

static-tensionsKylesa – Static Tensions (Prosthetic)

The next logical step for Kylesa, albeit performed in an illogical manner. Seeing them headline some sold out shows Stateside was also a treat, especially when following up Saviours. If it’s wholly believable, though, Kylesa is even better live than on record.

mastodon - crack the skyeMastodon – Crack The Skye (Reprise)

Ten years ago, who would have thought that the Georgia prog-scummers would be topping year-end lists, gaining huge praise in the mainstream, headlining huge venues, and retaining the worship of longtime fans? While the band has obviously changed, that’s not a bad thing. Arguably the most ambitious effort they’ve committed to tape (err, whatever they call it now), the gamble has paid off, marking Skye as a huge step forward from 2006’s all-over-the-place Blood Mountain.

Noriega - DesoloNoriega – Desolo (Viable)

Desolo is only an EP, but it’s still a really rewarding listen.  Noriega was formed by three former members of the now-defunct Black Sheep Wall; Noriega songs are way shorter, but don’t lack any of the interesting structures or creative collusion of doom, hardcore, and heavy (albeit open and airy) heft that made BSW so great. Hopefully, Noriega will last longer than that band did.

porcupinetreetheincident1Porcupine Tree – The Incident (Roadrunner)

Porcupine Tree deal in lofty aspirations (the fifty-five minute title track stretches across the girth of the entire first disc), but their creativity and musicality allows them to get away it.  Steven Wilson and company obviously have this ‘music’ thing down, and it’s reassuring to see them get credit where credit is due. And, heck, it only took twenty-something years for everyone else to take the hint and get on board.

Rimfrost - Veraldar NagliRimfrost – Veraldar Nagli (Season of Mist)

Okay, it’s out now in Europe with a January 2010 Stateside release through Season Of Mist. But that sort of counts, right? Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure I’ll weasel this one onto my 2010 list, too. Ditching the corpsepaint and adopting even more rock n’ roll into their thrash-laden Immortal-worship paid off, too. After a three year gap and a well-deserved signing, Veraldar Nagli is finally out, and Abbath should be proud.

Honorable mentions:

Black Breath – Razor To Oblivion (Southern Lord)

Following a self-funded release in 2008, Southern Lord smartly scooped these Northwesterners, re-releasing Razor To Oblivion and quickly getting the band into the studio to record a full-length with Kurt Ballou. That crusty soundtrack to a well-accompanied beer bender should be out this coming spring. Sabbath would be proud.

Cannibal Corpse – Evisceration Plague (Metal Blade)

Gorod – Process of a New Decline (Prosthetic)

God Dethroned – Passiondale (Metal Blade)

The Helm – Home (Hex)

Scale The Summit – Carving Desert Canyons (Prosthetic)

Slough Feg – Ape Uprising! (Cruz del Sur)

Stratovarius – Polaris (Victor)

Wolf – Ravenous (Century Media)

Things still not in the collection that almost undoubtedly will pop up on others’ lists:

Converge, Between The Buried And Me, Brutal Truth, Gorgoroth, Slayer, Funeral Mist, Goatwhore, Cobalt, Marduk, Suffocation, Dying Fetus

-BC

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  • http://www.fuckoffmyself.blogspot.com Jedsan

    You sure know your metal!

    Fuck I have yet to hear the new Baroness… Or any Baroness for that matter but all I hear about them is praise! I gotta check this band out finally!!

    • Alkahest

      I don’t think it’s as good as everyone says it is. =/

      • Ian

        me neither. more experimental than metal. I enjoy maybe 5 of the 12 tracks. and what the fuck is up with the acoustic track? Disrupts the flow and could be done without IMO, but they call themselves indie as well, so else can you expect?

        • joshkid

          I’m having a REALLY hard time trying to get into them. fuck this band

          • Matthew Grant Anson

            Fuck you.

  • http://www.metalsucks.com Metal Sucks

    AWESOME LIST DOOD !!!!!11111

    • fasshole

      probably better to post the lists in descending order, builds the tension.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Winnett/504952291 Daniel Winnett

    absolutely NO mention of Lamb Of God?
    I’ll put that down to brainfreeze or some shit

  • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R

    ummmmm OK… Megadeth, Immortal, Behemoth, Black Dahlia Murder, Katatonia, Mastodon… OK dude, Evangelion should be fucking FIRST, at the very first fucking TOP

    • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

      I have a feeling you’re gonna be on every post bitching about the order they have THEIR favorite albums listed.
      Please prove me wrong.

      • 5.T.4.L.k.E.R

        ohk you just talked me into it.

        and dude, that’s the whole point. bitching, that’s what the monkeys at MetalSucks want.

        • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

          That’s all well and good, but if you’re gonna bitch at least put some creativity into it. There’s gonna be a lot of lists, and it’s gonna get old if you just tell them that Behemoth is the best and should be #1 on all lists.

  • jason

    Not bad, but I’m not feeling the “endgame”.

  • Fufkin

    Interesting choices there but I still think the readers of this site should have had a vote on their own top ten – they are the lifeblood here after all.

    • joshkid

      word

  • WowWee!

    Blue album, Skeleton Witch, and Crack the Skye will be on everyones list.
    I will bet you a beer.

    • http://www.roxwel.com Pick-Axe Bobby

      And why shouldn’t they be?

  • the benthic

    the funeral pyre??????????? are you serious????????? and cannibal corpse is just an honorable mention??? the fuck.

    • john

      hahahahahahahaha.

  • Skeletonwitchcraft

    hot damn!!!

    nice list, some bands ive never heard. great to see destroyer 666 make a list, that album is pure awesome.

  • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

    I hope this isn’t the only list Kylesa makes it on. What agreat album.

  • http://infinitybasement.wordpress.com Jon L.

    Some good shit here, the best part of these lists will be checking out all the bands I’ve not heard yet. I’m gonna be digging these up for weeks now!

    • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

      Yeah, it’s a wonderful time of the year!

  • http://myspace.com/bizarrodrake Marc

    Kylesa at 16 with Mastodon behind them?! Seriously?!

    • RockOutWithMy…YouKnow

      It just looks like all the Honorable Mention is done in alphabetical order.

      • http://myspace.com/bizarrodrake Marc

        Ahhhhhhhhhhh……yes.

  • BlakMetallistKrieg

    ABSU! An American Black Metal band that’s actually good.

  • Ian

    Definitely feeling Saviours record. They will become exponentially better with more production value. Who doesn’t love old school thrash riffs?

  • Biff Tannen

    Since when is Destroyer 666 a black metal band? And, Defiance certainly didn’t come out in January….more like July/August.

  • Andy Synn

    The Funeral Pyre
    Swallow The Sun
    Katatonia

    I actually enjoy end of year lists, as rather than argue about them I see them as a good way of people giving credit to albums which others might have missed, and also to get me to check out some other stuff (I have noted down Krallice, Dreaming Dead and Cobalt as being of serious interest).

    But why oh why has no-one mentioned Killswitch’s latest abortion… I mean album…?

  • chris

    terrible list. i should have known it was gonna be when i saw megadeth as number one.

    • Bob

      Ha ha, I put in full disclosure there about being a fanboy, but I’ve listened to that record the most out of anything this year. I appreciate all the feedback too, guys.

  • SYL Townsend

    thank you atleast someone mentioned Swallow the Sun

  • http://www.smnnews.com big_metal_al

    Nice list Bob. I just knew you were going to put in Megadeth and Immortal – great selections indeed!

  • Malacoda

    Super duper mainstream bands on this list. Still solid though.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/groverXIII groverXIII

    I have to ask a question, Bob… did you take your name from Bob C. Cock (the ‘C’ is for Cock), the one time Primus associate?

    • Bob

      Ha ha – an astute observation! Alas, I’ll have to give credit to Vince and Axl for recommending that alias.

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Another list that has very little similarity to mine. I’m starting think I’m weird.

  • john

    gayest list i’ve ever seen.