FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER MAGAZINE’S TATTOO ISSUE
Thursday, March 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm by Vince NeilsteinCongrats to kickoutthejamsman and The Overmatt, winners of the super awesome White Wizzard jeanjacket prize pack! The winning entries:
- kickoutthejamsman: “And the party for MetalSucks bloggers went pretty much as expected.”
- The Overmatt: “The Cazares family reunion always features the annual jam session.”
This week we’re giving away three copies of Revolver Magazine’s latest Tattoo Issue which features stories on the inked skin of Slayer, Ozzy, Henry Rollins, Slipknot, Guns N’ Roses and more in addition to Revolver’s usual music coverage. Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo [sent in by Voltron Futura]. Make sure to include your email address in the email field, or write it into the comment if you’re using Facebook Connect to access our site.
91 COMMENTS on “FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER MAGAZINE’S TATTOO ISSUE”
May the Pentagram give me God’s Speed at the Devil’s Blunders.
Bicycle with hidden satanic imagery outbids piece of toast with burnt image of the Virgin Mary on ebay, pleases black metal fans everywhere.
the tire tracks found at several church arsons were linked to John and his “demon Huffy”
Even the bicycles in Norway are tr00 kvlt…
this gives new meaning to the phrase “hell on wheels”
WIN!
“Two lucky winners will get the following: 1) a stylish jean-jacket adorned with a White Wizzard back patch (!), 2) a White Wizzard t-shirt, 3) A CD copy of Over the Top, 4) a White Wizzard poster. Crikey, that’s a lot of swag! Two runners-up will each also win a t-shirt.”
Shouldn’t there have been 4 winning entries then?
Kenny shows off his new bicycle, which was ridden by King Diamond in his childhood years.
The only bike he’ll ride is one that features Dimmu Bor-”gears.”
HAAA……
Contrary to popular belief, Rob Pilatus did not die from a drug overdose. He sold soul to the devil for another chance at life….and a wicked ten speed.
Check out my “Dimmu Bike-gears.”
Unfortunately, prize not worth it.
At all.
So to contribute, I’ll just say….listen to Meshuggah?
Ah, screw it.
Check it out. My mom just bought it for my birthday.
It’s a 6-6-6 speed.
clayton1220@yahoo.com
LMAO, Win.
Lars Årmstrǿng has taken the lead at the Toor ov Norway. he has been passing out bracelets made of goatskin that say kvltstrong along the way.
tito@onwardwemarch.com
Put your pedal to the (black) metal!! Hail Satan \m/
Those satanists look for the dark lord’s taint in everything, even the tour de france.
“…you see, through the use of this gear and chain system, the gears having unequal number of teeth, or cogs, the rotational speeds and torque produced propel the user forward by means of mechanical advantage. Hail Satan!”
Before they were Cradle of Filth, they were Pent-A-Schwinn
Installed by King Diamond in ’87. Wait until you see my pogostick!
Varg Bikernes and his baby blue Satani-Schwinn
Dani Filth likes to show he’s kvlt.
Because even beach cruising on a sunny day can be made tr00, kvlt, and n3cr0. Someone can steal this if they want. I have no desire to win that prize at all. Just wanted to make teh funnyz.
Penta-cycle
Pent my Ride II
Tr00 ByciKvlt!!!!!
xanthous_manticore@hotmail.com
sorry, that would be:
Tr00 BicyKvlt!!!!!
The guys down at Monster Garage show off their latest creation using Dead’s skull fragments.
Varg puts pentagrams on his bike, so the “ignorant negroes” of his new neighbourhood don’t steal it.
Cool, a VAGINA! This is a vagina, right?
Now that Roadrunner isn’t focusing metal anymore, one of their first cuts was to Cradle of Filth’s tour support.
Didn’t they stop focusing on metal when they signed Nickelback?
Bike Metal Ist Krieg
The black metal episode of Pimp My Ride didn’t capture nearly as much of the hipster demographic as the executives at MTV had hoped.
Yo dog, we heard you liked Satan, so we put a pentagram on your ride you so can get down with Satan while you bike!
harlequindevon@gmail.com
Xzibit himself would be proud of that one, lol.
Well, Lance, it looks like your testicle was sabotaged. By Satan.
win!!!
The new Dimmu Borgircycle is powered by 100% Satan.
Ride The Lightning!
Abbath proves that anything is better with some Immortal. BIKE GEARS IST KRIEG!!!!!!!!!!!
Check it out! When you pedal backwards, hidden messages tell you to kill everyone!
win
The diminutive Dani Filth and one of his Lucky Charms. They’re magically Blasphemous!
Dani Filth and one of his Lucky Charms. They’re magically devilicious!
Dani filth prepares the satan cycle
not the bicycle freddy mercury sung about…
It gives a new meaning to the term ‘vicious cycle’.
andrewsterner@hotmail.com
“My 10 speed goes to 11″
nice….
Wait till you check out my sick basket.
The bike seat is real Virgin Skin!
*In The Styling Of Freddie Mercury*
I don’t believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman…..All I want to play is…
BLACK METAL! BLACKMETAL! BLACK METAL!
I want to play my BLACK METAL.
“Hmmm, how quaint, I deduce that such a fascinating machine is indeed capable of perpetual motion if kinetic energy is released to propel the mechanism horizontally.Perhaps however such a deduction is precocious of me.”
Corpse paint, dreadlocks and a shiny POS bicycle…and his parents thought he would never amount to anything. Top o the world ma!!!
Running little old ladies over with your bicycle just became that much kvlter.
Using all of his royalties from Dope and Murderdolls, Tripp Eisen is well on the way to trick out his ride.
This is still more metal than anything Bon Jovi has even ridden on.
On the 8th day satan created the bicycle.
Yeah! I just sucked some guys dick to get this black metal bicycle, oops still got cum stains on my pants. That’s still metal though…right?
If you scream SLAYER!!! then it’s not gay.
DJ Ashba trying out new personas and exploring new hobbies before he inevitably gets fired from Guns N’ Roses.
You can make your bike have a pentagear, and the wheels have to be tr00, what next?
WORD! you guys like my new Huffy Pentagram 5000?
The Pentagram TURNS!
Look, it goes up to eleven…
This is my offical warock training transport mode … I can`t wait till I get my broom !
Dani Filth shows off his new 6-6-6 speed bike.
New bikes from “Demons r us” only $666.00
great gift for your evil little tike. Mortal or not.
“Keeping it KVLT”
This is the part that makes it go ’round and ’round.
When you were shouting at the Devil…we were oiling our bicycle chains.
Cradle of Spokes
I told you I’d have a star one day, I just didn’t say where.
Pentacycle
Wicked Wiccan on Wheels
Try to steal these wheels, Francis
or
I present you the REAL “Best Bike in the Whole Wide World” ICP 4 LIfe
haha
both Pee Wee references, except for the ICP crack
after nergal got the shit sued out of him, he had to downsize. without his car, he had to sell his soul for the satancycle so he could ride around collecting penta-cans to trade in for money.
damn christians :P
i did good meg?
…and THIS is where I got my you-know what entangled!
The Pentagram Rotates!! by Satyricon!
And his friends said there was no way to make his baby-blue bike br00tal…
Unhappy with the dread extensions his Huffy endorsement deal paid for, Tom G. Warrior continues to wear a skull cap.
Beelzebike
Now my bike is as gay as I am!
This is what happens when a biker loses his license.
The tires stop moving, BUT THE RIMS KEEP SPINNING!