PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A NICKELS & DIMES T-SHIRT!

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010 at 4:30pm by

black metal footballLast week we offered up two prize packs each consisting of a signed Ratt Infestation CD and poster. Ya’ll don’t know what you’re missing, for serious! Here are the winners:

  • Devin Townsend’s Lost Skullet: “Fuckin magnets! How do they work?!”
  • metallicbrain: “After many years in hibernation, the Raiders’ number one fan comes…Out Of The Cellar.”

Speaking of Ratt, on Tuesday night the MS crew ventured over to St. Jerome’s on the Lower East Side for the Smell the Glove party, presented by the sick metal-inspired clothing company Nickels & Dimes, which also doubled as a Ratt CD release party. Shit was insane! Seeing so many kids of the new generation rocking out to Ratt surely would’ve made Stephen Pearcy proud; and hey, how ’bout that free PBR? This week we’re giving away Nickels & Dimes t-shirts to five lucky winners; you can check out the designs here (we’ve got M and L sizes). We really like these shirts a lot because they’re clearly inspired by metal without being over the top… ya know? They’re tasteful.

Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo sent in by (and featuring!) MS reader Yoni. Remember to use a real email address or include it in the comment if you’re using FB Connect.

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  • BruisedMetal

    The road to hell is a slippery slope

  • Obzen

    The Swashbuckle after-party.

  • Sacajawea

    It appears that Dino Cazares has been consuming his food without chewing, as we now see that all of the children he has consumed throughout his life are surviving and finally going to make their escape on a giant Dino dookie.

    • 36thoughtless

      O my god, I just laughed so hard.

    • Grymmbear

      This, right here, is what we call a WIN.

    • SukMyBoomStik

      Yep. I’m not even reading the rest of the replies and I’m not even going to attempt to come up with something to top this. You win.

  • Justin Foley

    “I took vows of Chastity, Poverty and Obedience when I became a priest. I didn’t take a vow of No-Water-Rides .”

    • Justin Foley

      Or maybe:

      Prowler in the YAAAAAARRRRd

  • Lordassenfroth

    apparently the new bar they installed at disneyland was a big hit.

    • http://www.myspace.com/whiskeyrambleproject x101whiskey_ramble101x

      ….among pedophiles

  • Matthew Grant Anson

    A beefy man strangling her, a 40 foot drop, and pirates. The little girl has much to be afraid of.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lance-Zeran/100000142665110 Lance Zeran

    HOLY FUCK ANOTHER CORPS– Oh wait, nevermind.

  • http://maninthebowlerhat.blogspot.com/ Deven

    With his parents distracted, Uncle Bob decided to make a move on a young Joseph Bruce.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Goodman/1280811478 Patrick Goodman

      Awesomely horrible!! hahahahahahaha

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.com deseee

    Arrggh I’ve spotted Peter Pan over by Space Mountain arr…

  • WowWee!

    Howard Jones spends quality time with his second family at the world famous log droppers.

  • KB

    Descending into the bowls of Disneyland they hunt for the frozen corpse of fallen nazi brother Walt. Judging by the look on their faces, ist krieg.

  • EdSW

    the best way to get a woody guitar tone.

  • Seer

    Splash Mountain: where a kid can be a pig destroyer fan

  • Sacajawea

    I didn’t know David Cross was a NAMBLA member…

  • http://www.twistedcritic.wordpress.com Chris

    Arrrguably the lamest photo caption pic in a while…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lance-Zeran/100000142665110 Lance Zeran

      1

    • MetalRod

      WIN!

  • canea

    Death to the gift shoppe wench!

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Even baseball fans in Anaheim are laughing at the Pittsburgh Pirates right now,

    • FlyingDadBomb

      Methinks you win!

  • JW Gacy

    Pig Destroyer has covered Splash Mountain with seamen.

  • JW Gacy

    Pig Destroyer has covered Splash Mountain with seamen

  • OneLastMartini

    Swab the pig deck!

  • major

    Cover for new oceano album, avast matey – breakdowns ahead

  • ImMattMan

    Aim directly for his crooked brow
    And look him straight in the eye

    White whale – holy grail

    • Coby

      haha AWESOME!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Robson/1375985482 Ben Robson

      you win.

  • Chet Stedman

    How’d you guys get an image from Scott Stapp’s colonoscopy?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicks-N-Dimes/1658504962 Nicks N. Dimes

      hahaha!

  • sean

    “Ulver circa 1995 en route to Nattens madrigal recording sessions.”

  • louis

    In response to viewing the “I’m on a boat” death metal cover the man in front attempted to stab his eye out as he pointed in horror.

  • sean

    & “aquashuttle to fintroll show : 5 rupees”

  • LoomeyTunes

    A view from Rob Halfords last Gastrol/Prostate exaime. As you can see, he has a log up his but, and it is inhabited by little boys and some wood.

    • LoomeyTunes

      Butt*

  • http://www.last.fm/user/opeth027/ Kyle

    Alestorm spending time between tours.

    (Also, why only M and L sizes? Fat-asses like me need an XL! :-P )

  • TXHellbilly

    “Hey look another gerbil” they said happily before being plowed into Gaahl’s butthole

  • George K III

    That kid…looks mortified.

  • Sixkiller

    After going over yet another waterfall, it looks like there is finally going to be mutiny within.

    • smok

      I see what you did there.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Soliveri/1353043542 Vince Soliveri

    Check It out guys! A Penis!

  • >_>

    Butt pirates invade Splash Mountain, they have hostages.

  • ITTOA666

    Anaal Nathrakh’s ride building contract was revoked when too many people made horrible ass jokes.

  • Kevin

    Disney-land ho!

  • James

    screenshot from the new Johnny Depp movie, Buttpirates of the Carribean

  • ryan d.

    Alestorm has finally washed up upon Disneyland.

  • Jacob

    Crewed by the Tourists

  • Failure

    “Dino’s ass ahoy!”

  • Mordecai 9000

    Disney cashes in on the pirate metal craze.

  • DD

    Every metalhead knows that Disneyworld is where its at. lame

  • Loni

    The “70,000 Tons of Metal” cruise wasn’t all it promised to be.

  • FLMetal

    is that a raiders eyepatch? i thought we did a raiders one last time

  • aj lucas

    i guess swashbuckle lost some weight

  • slice two

    the michigan pirate militia tried out various types of vehicles before finally settling on the chipmunk log ride.

  • Jamie Lee

    Honey, by the looks of it, we are going down.

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    With their sea-faring efforts of hijacking ships growing ever more difficult, Somali pirates have begun taking over log rides nation wide. Said one captured pirate “The hill is a bitch but my brother got a harpoon through the face last year so I’m not gonna complain”.

  • FlyingDadBomb

    The scene of Alestorm’s birthday bash.

  • Metaljesus

    Yarrr there be a booty hole!
    No Keisha, a blow hole.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOlv3M5zY8c

  • Bayon3twork

    After months of absence, Killswitch Engage vocalist, Howard Jones, explains departure as “a way to get to know younger fans better.” In other news, new Holy Diver video fails disastrously.

  • Raxim Koron

    Titties, ho!

  • C Frazier

    Bring Me That Fucking Horizon Disney!

  • Stiggs

    Pirate Folk Metal never really deserved a subgenre of their own, really.

  • Dan

    Yaarrrrr! There be my testicles!

  • Matt

    We’re off to pillage buttholes!

  • SolracYatog

    A photo of Swashbuckle entering Disneyland on the wood of a rabbit.

  • tom

    Swashbuckle’s last photoshoot was pretty budget…

  • TanyaRocksMe

    Every family vacation I’ve been trying to forget, summed up in one photograph.

  • Brian Koz

    I guess Nickelback really are butt pirates

  • RockApeSodomy

    “Hey look, there’s the merch stand where you traded your dignity for that eye patch and plastic sword”

  • Paholainen

    Arrgh, there be the on-ride photo trap! I’ll be sure to throw The Horns right before the camera flashes!

  • culturevulture

    This is how all Swashbuckle fans will be getting to Paganfest this year.

  • Better Than Ezra

    OMG, we’re headed right into Pam Andersons Pussy!!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/whiskeyrambleproject x101whiskey_ramble101x

    “The Soggy Dick Chronicles: Legend of Captain Cumbeard and Tickdick the Impotent” freeze frame ending…roll credits.

  • Andrewlol

    From Arrested Development to grabbing children at Disneyland, David Cross is on a slippery slope

  • Brian Koz

    Here we see a screenshot of Tim Burton’s remake of Pirates Of The Caribbean. Critics say its too soon but Johnny Depp’s genitals say otherwise.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    “these stoners will never realize that I’m stealing their baby while on splash mountain… muahahaha”

  • http://www.fullmetalrock.com Tim W

    Madman is loose in Disneyland

    In an effort to promote his new comedy album, “Fart and Wiener Jokes” Comedian and Fellow Metal Head BRIAN POSEHN (4th from front in photo) takes his entire fan base to Splash Mountain

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    And somewhere down in the distance, Abbath and Demonaz leave Epcot’s Norway Pavillion disappointed: “Maelstrom? That drops was only 12 feets beyonds the norths waves!! Oo looks, egg rolls!!”

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    “Hold on tight, there be stormy seas ahead”…Brian Posehn takes the talking skull’s advice and clutches his lunch tight against the lap bar.

  • katie

    “check out the rack on snow white! “

  • Marc

    While being in the middle of the Drunken Disneyland Ride Riders habitat, Steve-O not only seems to blend in perfectly, but also prepares to steal yet another drunken child

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcus-Tranter/613591211 Marcus Tranter

    Guy in front; LAND H— OH SHIT!!!!

  • Gerardo

    Bald Guy to little girl

    “I’m going to rape you to death.”

  • MetalRod

    Log Jammin’

  • Wilson

    The man, seen here with a video camera, has now been removed from the park due to an incident that involved him knocking a little girl out of the way to obtain the “money seat”. The man was taken away ranting about how the “little slut” wouldn’t have even been able to see over the front, and claims that he clearly yelled “shotgun” when he saw the ride.

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    that one comment everyone and their grandmother have made about a gay famous rock/metal artist’s rectal exam, except this time it’s with vaarg

  • Wilbur

    The lead singer from Finntroll’s family vacation.

  • metalfox

    SAW 7: Disney will never be the same