BENEATH THE SKY AREN’T ABOVE STEALING HARD CANDY

Friday, June 4th, 2010 at 10:00am by

Well, it’s ten o’clock in the morning. Too early for graphic images of a woman cutting off a man’s penis?

Oops. I’m sure I’m supposed to type “SPOILER ALERT” or something before I tell you what happens in the video for “Terror Starts at Home” (after the jump), but who gives a shit? Beneath the Sky are so generic that I didn’t even remember that I’ve written about them before until MS Maniac Zakk (not that one) reminded me. Which is to say, they need to make a video like this to get attention. (And, hey, look, it’s working!) If you had asked anyone I know about Beneath the Sky twenty-four hours ago, they all would have said “Who?” If you ask them now, they’ll say, “Oh, yeah, that band with the video where the dude gets Bobbitted.” Beneath the Sky aren’t gonna be remembered for their music and they don’t have a Kristen Randall or Maria Brink in the band, so what other options do they have?

Of course, the band or their handlers or whomever was the mastermind behind this video couldn’t even think of an original way to be “shocking” — the clip is a blatant rip-off of David Slade’s 2005 thriller, Hard Candy. In that movie, a girl dressed like a modern day Little Red Riding Hood takes revenge against a kiddie rapist by tying him down to castrate him; in this video, a girl dressed like a modern day Little Red Riding Hood takes revenge against a kiddie rapist by tying him down to cut his dick off. HOW INNOVATIVE! I didn’t even think that Hard Candy was that good of a movie, but at least a) it was suggestive instead of graphic, and being suggestive is almost always the scarier option since nothing you can show on-screen will ever be as upsetting as what your mind imagines, and b) it had a plot twist, whereas here she just cuts his dick off and the video ends.

And now here’s the Beneath the Sky video. In case everything I’ve written up until this point hasn’t made it clear, IT HAS VERY GRAPHIC IMAGES OF A MAN’S PENIS BEING SEVERED WITH A KNIFE. I think it looks pretty silly and fake, but I know some people have been really upset by it, so consider yourself warned.

-AR

[via Bloody Disgusting]

  • Meemperor

    I thought the whole penis being cut off would make the video half entertaining. Like watching emo kids try to kill themselves by eating a bottle of tylenol.

    I waswrong.

    Also, they could have used a hotter chick, or at least had her in something more revealing than a sweatshirt.

  • Deth

    I happen to love Hard Candy, highly recommended. I walked away from watching that glad to be a man. It’s a disturbing movie, to say the least, but I’ve gotten a lot of friends into it. Just by word of mouth I’ve copied my DVD of it at least a dozen times. Watch it and judge for yourself.

    I guarantee that, at least once, “oh my God” or “eeewwwww” will be spoken by you in the course of viewing it.

    • http://heavystreet.com Heavystreet

      Yeah, it freaked me the fuck out when I saw it for the first time. Hard Candy is right up there with Happiness in terms of disturbing.

      • izzo

        FINALLY someone else has seen happiness. i fucking love that movie dude. like the very end when the boy is beatin off and busts on the rail and walks in the room and says “dad, i came” and then its over. hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Wilmot/1177765489 Ian Wilmot

    aren’t these guys going o tour with otep and the birthday massacre?
    kind of a weird lineup

    • Glorious Johnson

      van flip

  • Genial Gentile

    Band name of the day: Severed Schmeckel.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jay234t Brutal Jay

    They are an incredibly boring and generic band. In fact, the only reason I stopped to read the article is because I noticed the cover for Hard Candy. Which, along with Funny Games and American Psycho, is one of my favorite movies.

    Also, if you happen to watch the movie with someone and you’ve already seen it, please don’t tell them that she doesn’t castrate him. That’s like saying Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-John-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason John Crispen

      funny games! yes! and are the words “cut the fucking dick off” being sung in the song? jesus

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Taylor-James-Hamilton/1178820034 Taylor James Hamilton

        A quick google search revealed “Cut the fucker’s dick off”.

    • robocop420

      or like saying the girl in Orphan is actually a middle aged woman.

      • tom

        Funny games is awesome; and now you’ve told the me that ‘she doesn’t castrate him’. Cheers man :P

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Malcolm-Cox/529908468 Malcolm Cox

      So I was reading this comment, and I read American Psycho and Funny Games and thought to myself, “This sounds a lot like Jason.” Sure enough, it was. Creepy.

  • Deth

    Wait, Brutal Jay, so you don’t want people to ruin the movie but you just…ruined the movie? lol.

  • Bob

    Well, good thing you ruined it for anyone who hasn’t seen it, eh?

    • Dirtman73

      You’re not missing much aside from the performances. It’s one of those indie movies that tries too hard to be hip and eventful, and just ends up being boring.

      • Glorious Johnson

        see above referenced funny games also

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Morley/618112437 William Morley

        Agreed, Hard Candy appeals to the same gullible crowd as Donnie Darko.

  • matty2fatty

    Weren’t you guys running a big flashy banner ad for these guys for the last month? I remember it because the ad told me that the album was full of ‘epic breakdowns and terrifying 808 hits’ or something equally as retarded.

    I’m not sure if I’m impressed that you slag the band off after taking their money, or disappointed that you advertise shitty bands

    • Claytonvon

      oh hahahaha!!! too funny

  • Aaron R A

    That was the single most boring song and most annoying video I think I’ve ever been exposed to. Extraordinarily plain riffs, the laziest drummer of all time, and I really want to punch the vocalist in the head.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bobby-Nall/1537330640 Bobby Nall

      1000

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mujtaba-Mahmood-Badr/718012896 Mujtaba Mahmood Badr

        another +1000

        • http://www.facebook.com/alanbfoxy Alan

          + a million

          FUCK that song. I’ve never heard anything by that band before this and I’m gonna do my damndest to never hear anything by them again.

          Cinematography in the video was aight, though.

          I haven’t seen Hard Candy, but now that the story’s been blown I guess I’ll watch it… fuck!

  • Perpetual Black Screen Name

    Beneath the Sky is terrible. Nothing can save them at this point, especially a video this unoriginal and straight stupid. Wow, I’m actually almost kind of pissed that the severed penis bit actually got in my head and made me wanna watch the video. lol The music and video itself really are just that bad.

    Plus, it’s NOT the first time I’ve seen someone get castrated in a cinematic piece. Does anyone remember Hostel 2? Well neither did I till that scene jogged my memory. But just as this, it is a graphic scene of a man’s genitalia being severed with no cut-aways. There it is, in your face. A guy getting his junk chopped off. lol Awesome. Not really. Plus, the ultimate in dick disfigurement is the B&E Pain Olympics. Now, I’ve never seen it cos self-mutilation just isn’t my thing. But Beneath the Sky are a bit behind on the times if they’re thinking they could produce something more disturbing than that which happens in real life.

    Anyway, I didn’t understand the statement that was trying to be made with the video. Is it an homage to ‘Hard-Candy’ or is it just an excuse to put graphic violence in your video to make people watch it? Well, apparently the latter is working. But it doesn’t stop it from sucking. The biggest problem with this video, is Beneath the Sky. Please stop posting stuff about this band. I always somehow get suckered into reading about ‘em. lol And if I have to listen to one more generic song, some heads are gonna roll….no pun intended.

  • Ziltoid is a Pussy

    They must look up to My Chemical Romance and Atreyu for that sweet eye makeup!

  • TurdFerguson

    The most disturbing thing about this video to me was the band’s eye makeup.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremy-Sanchez/512283152 Jeremy Sanchez

    I love how the rubber penis just DEFLATES when she stabs it.

    Gay video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Boyd/1682490002 Tom Boyd

    Beneath the Sky sucks. i was all jacked up about them when i was like 16

    • evilfatguy

      So you’re 18?

      • Sacajawea

        Look at that picture man, he’s like 9 now. MetalSucks has it’s very own Benjamin Button.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Hair/1529597092 Ryan Hair

    Alright that video did suck but I still like the band. :P

  • Metalguy

    Is it me or was the lip syncing really off? Either way the cat singing for the band sounds pussed

  • Metalguy

    pissed

  • byrd36

    They sound like a watered-down Suicide Silence to me.

    • Jake Jones

      Is it even possible for Suicide Silence to be more watered down than they are? I think everything has hit rock bottom.

  • http://www.segadriven.com Hairyman

    These guys are still together? Shiiiiiiiit man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Lee/1565314465 Mark Lee

    God I hate hissing vocals.

  • KMFCM

    wow, they REALLY want groupies

    bad

    (remind me to defriend any girl i know who likes this video)

  • Toki_Wartooth

    Why is this tard jumping around all the time with his eye make up. I bet they are all teen werewolves

    • Jake Jones

      Furries. *facepalm

  • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

    So did anyone think to maybe learn the lyrics to decipher the message behind the video? Methinks not. And fuck you guys. Beneath The Sky rule.

    • http://www.facebook.com/alanbfoxy Alan

      Enlighten.

    • Jake Jones

      Hey guys, this guy’s top friends on myspace are slipknot, atreyu, bring me the horizon, and bullet for my valentine. I think we can write off his opinion.

      • Mike

        WIN

      • http://www.myspace.com/somethinglikesweet CJ

        lol Really? I have over 30 artists pages on my myspace, many of them with alot of metal cred and you pick out those four? I do love those bands, but I like alot of others too. I consider myself open minded musically. You might do well to do the same.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Francisco-Boni-Neto/1502963451 Francisco Boni Neto

    You are all retards for saying that Beneath The Sky is shitty. Well, at least they are bringing a political and sociological message to the table. No, I don’t listen to them and I find them somewhat generic. But they are innovative in a sea of shitty bands tgat are cinoised by 25yrs~ who make art/lyrics/music without expressing something relevant relative to the state of our society nowadays: full of sociopaths and psychopaths.

    But how stupid I’m, trying to argue with anencephalous metalheads about what is artistically relevant to the state of our society. No, they are not good, but they aren’t shitty either.

    • Jake Jones

      Nah, they’re pretty shitty. If you’re that interested in lyrics by themselves, you should be on poetry forums. Musically, they bring absolutely nothing to the table, and they sound like every other breakdowncore band. And, if I remember correctly, Metalsucks is a music news forum/website.

    • Phil Anshlomo

      Um, no. They’re just trying to be shocking and they failed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Francisco-Boni-Neto/1502963451 Francisco Boni Neto

    that are composed by 25yrs~ old who make art/lyrics/music without expressing something relevant about our society*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Acosta/793917379 Andrew Acosta

    that was a huge cock

    • http://www.facebook.com/alanbfoxy Alan

      Thanks for noticing…

    • http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

      Yeah, unrealistically so. Was kind of a “tuna can.” Short and fat.

  • Phil Anshlomo

    “Beneath the Sky” is one of the dumbest band names I’ve ever heard. It’s like naming your band “I Breathe Oxygen” or “Sex Is Fun”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Butler/100000300276967 James Butler

    now dont get me wrong… i think the vid sucks and i really dont know why makeup is a neccessity when incest is the topic… but beneath the sky isnt all that bad… when im not in the mood for gojira, cult of luna, btbam, north, and so forth i dont mind me some breakdowns… i dont know why they would pick this to be their single and the instruments sound typical for the “genre” but the vocalist def has diversity, the dude can basically do anything… and as far as suicide silence being watered down… i guess i just dont hear it… they’re “no time to bleed” is crazy… maybe your not playing it loud enough to enjoy… not sure…

  • Mike

    Alright, I watched this just out of curiousity just because your description of the video intrigued me, and I wanted to see how bad it really was. Next time, please mention the said act in question happens only in the last 20 seconds of the video, so as to save me about 3 minutes straight of terrible, shitty music and failure to build suspense.

    • MadSkins

      Doesn’t take much speculation to figure something like severing a cock would be the climax of the video. As in, you know, the end. Just sayin’.

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    Cutting dicks off, how does it work?

  • http://www.twitter.com/stabitha Stabitha

    So Beneath the Sky are ripping off Hard Candy, but then isn’t Hard Candy kinda ripping off I Spit On Your Grave?