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STEALING A COP CAR WOULD PROBABLY BE A LOT OF FUN

 Thursday, July 1st, 2010 at 2:40pm by

Especially if you used it to pick up hot chicks hitchhiking in bikini tops. I mean, eventually you’d get arrested and/or shot, but up until then, I think it would be a lot of a fun! It looks like they’re having fun at that cook-out, too. We had a cook-out last week. It was fun! We didn’t steal any cops cars, but it’s New York City — unattended cop cars are not a common thing, y’know?

Vinnie Paul was in Pantera!!!

-AR

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Green/719581926 Adam Green

    Every Hellyeah song is Fuel by Metallica.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Yaweh-Nott/832588640 Gabriel Yaweh Nott

      Only fuel is a teensy tiny bit worth listening to.

      • Matthew Grant Anson

        No, it’s not.

  • Daniel N.

    Holy Shit this is dreadful.

  • Rolling Thunder

    I’m getting pretty sick of your upbeat reporting today..just seems so unnatural.

  • Cody

    WTF? I was expecting a Kick Ass type of feel for this song, not a ballad type feel

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Fry/1479546764 James Fry

      you sir should expect nothing more than suck fro this band.

      • Cody

        Other songs I have had the pleasure of listening to sounded atleast like they had a kickass attitude

    • http://heavystreet.com/ Sat

      This is so white bread, bland, and uninspiring. I had to make sure I looked over my shoulders to make sure no one saw me listening to this. What is it with Vinnie Paul, throwing his skills away to this moronic shit.

      • Biff_Tannen

        Vinnie Paul never had any skills, except being an expert in marketing pseudo thrash to 3 toothed-rednecks…. and he has always produced SHITTY music

        • stu1

          I like CFH, Vulgar and Far Beyond, but other than that, COMPLETELY agree with you. COMPLETELY. Totally overrated, overhyped, no talent hand around. If Dime hadn’t been killed on stage, no one would give a shit about this fucking clown.

  • BC

    Hey look! The convenience store clerk had a Cowboys From Hell Tattoo on his shoulder!

    Vinnie Paul Was In Pantera!!!

    What a funny coincidence eh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Fry/1479546764 James Fry

    Ya know, by all means, this band shouldn’t suck, and yet, they do, incredible amounts of goat cock at that. I’m not saying that I agree with the radio rock aspect, I fucking despise it in fact, but I understand it. I just can’t understand how you can make his crap when you take the dude from Mudvayne (who I’m admittedly a fan of, but he doesn’t fucking fit here at all) and Vinnie Paul….oh….wait, I just explained it. But seriously, this band could be so much heavier and still get airplay, just sayin.

    • stu1

      By all means, this band is a fucking disaster on paper and I’m glad they lived up to the suck hype. It’s a collection of complete fucking losers playing shitbag, white trash, trailer park, metal.

  • Nick

    This is really just nickelback 2

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Fry/1479546764 James Fry

      southernback

  • NickV

    Jesus fucking Christ! This is sooooooooooo bad! I fucking hate rednecks.

    Why the fuck is there a Five For Fighting ad on my page? Are you guys fucking with me?

  • Ross

    When there is so much good music to cover, I don’t understand why you guys keep posting this horrible shit. It’s not funny or ironic, it’s just BAD.

  • http://heavystreet.com/ Sat

    They stole the song title off Slik Toxik.

  • killdozer666

    this band is all about grilling meat and drinking coors

  • http://www.myspace.com/thestarsthrewdowntheirspears Tim

    I cannot imagine a bigger waste than Vinnie being in this band.

  • Riff Engine Ear

    there is no gaydar powerful enough to register how gay this is.

  • http://thenumberoftheblog.com/ groverXIII

    I posted something mocking this video over at TNOTB… shortly after, Hellyeah started following our Twitter account.

    Awkward.

  • Heywood

    “This video contains content from Vevo, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.”

    One positive aspect of living in Australia. Thanks for protecting me, Vevo!

  • killer kovarik

    Was I just watching a country music video?

  • Fufkin

    Faux redneckcore – whatever next?

  • Superhans

    this AND papa roach have to be the lamest songs to be covered in a long time.. the songs suck along with the videos!! props on staying positive somehow

  • Lard

    Vince is trying really hard to take gigantic dump all over his legacy with this band isn’t he?

  • FongChung

    LOL This tune is pretty fucking awful. Good god what a waste of bandwith.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pete-Simone/60802652 Pete Simone

    “Vinnie Paul was in Pantera!”

    HAHAHAHAHA, funniest thing I’ve read all day.

    • metallicbrian666

      Likewise. Well played sirs….

  • Myopinionisbetterthenyours

    Thanks for sharing us this cool music video made by a awesome band Metalsucks! I hope you all have a good day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Wright/1365416981 Sean Wright

    You guys just don’t get it do you? Don’t you realize that there is nothing more to life than drinking Lite Beer every weekend, just partying away and….what? Bills? Having your trailer not being in check? WHAT A WASTE OF TIME. Who cares about adult stuff like bills and insurance and trying to hold down a job in an economically depressing time? Hey, I can wait til I’m 35 and try to get shit right. I mean….it’s just sooooooo fun being a cowboy, because being a cowboy means that you get to party and hang out with hot athletic chicks and you’ll never have to worry about being overweight or poor. I’ll stick to drinking Coors Light when I need to unwind and then when you are trying to save for retirement, I’ll forever be 18 years old with the body of a young football player….CAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A COWBOY. DRINK LITE BEER AND NOTHING TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT!!! WOO-HOOO!!!!

    • Dirtman73

      I wish the cowboys that lived in my area were as cool as you describe, but for some reason they’re always sneaking into my dad’s fields at night and trying to rape our cows.

      They drink Coors sometimes though, so I guess that’s good enough for me.

  • SonOF

    It never ceases to amaze me how 4 guys with a pretty good amount of talent (not including the bassist from Damage Plan) can consistently make such uninspired, boring, watered-down commercial rock. Hellyeah aren’t bad because they aren’t “heavy” enough, they are just bad in every sense of the word – the songs are utterly unlistenable, unless you like cringing every 30 seconds or so.

    • Mike Lippert

      I think this band could be at least 1/3 better with a different vocalist.

  • Daniel N.

    Country-core at its best

    Or is it redneck-core

    shit-core?

    yee-haw-core…..

  • cyrollan

    countrycore? jimmybuffetcore? who buys this music? (sometimes it’s not easy being nice!)
    this video advocates stealing, and therefore gives metal a bad name.

  • DemonicLemming

    I wouldn’t really call it country-core…it’s aimed at (and loved by) the hipster-faux-rednecks out there who think sporting a “pre-worn” straw hat from American Eagle and wearing a pair of “pre-scuffed” “work” boots with their skinny acid-washed jeans makes them, somehow, “country”. Yes, all those quotation marks were necessary. To add a positive note (even though Thursday was the be nice day, and it’s Friday now), most of those douchebags come from upper-class families who are well-endowed financially, and thus spend money even when the economy is shit, thus infusing at least a little bit of money into album sales.

    All of the real country guys I know who work on or around farms are either metalheads, or like classic rock (not AC/DC classic shit, either) and old-school country before it became Nashville-flavored pop music.

    • stu1

      You must live on a different planet than the rest of us, because the people who listen to this garbage are white trash morons who go to ozzfest and tractor pulls. Who are these “hipster rednecks” who pretend to like this crap?????????

      • DemonicLemming

        Regularly found in the suburbia surroundings of large cities. Plenty of them in northern Virgina.

        Tractor pulls can be fun, and typically the guys actually building the tractor engines are smarter than the people calling them rednecks, which I always find ironically hilarious. Sure, the crowd is normally a sea of redneck dumbasses, but baseball and basketball games have crowds of suburban dumbasses, so it sort of equals out.

  • http://www.omimetal.wordpress.com The Greys

    This is “be nice” day, right? OK, I’ll try to say something nice about HELLNO … damnit, I meant HELLYEAH.

    Uh … um …. well, the band seems very … enthusiastic in this video. Yeah. Enthusiastic.

    Wow, this “nice” thing can be a lot harder than it sounds. But wait, you’re right! Vinnie was in Pantera! Yea!

    I’m done.

  • http://www.omimetal.wordpress.com The Greys

    Oh crap, is Demonic Lemming right and yesterday was “be nice” day? It was? Well then, Hellyeah sucks!

    God, that felt better.

  • (required)

    How can something with so much machismo still be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen? It boggles the mind. Maybe these guys are geniuses after all.

  • JayCross

    You know for being as great as what Pantera was, and I love mudvayne, this band is fucking horrible. Chad Gray is a hell of a vocalist, and this band just trys to damn hard to be something there not, and who the fuck would want to be a redneck anyways. Hellyeah, please stop making music and please go back to mudvayne Chad and Greg.

  • stu1

    Hey guys! Mudvayne was and is completely fucking lame. Stop acting like they weren’t a total fucking joke.

  • Raoul Dukenstein

    Al Jourgensen can riff all day in a cowboy hat and aviators, you cannot. That is all.

  • Lax

    I love Pantera. I almost kind of like Vinnie. I hate Hellyeah

  • Fred Durst

    This is better than that Zoroaster!

  • ChrisHansonBustedYourDad

    this is shittyass bro rock shit,yuck

    i call this shit Construction Rock…its what construction workers like to listen to

    im not saying working construction is bad,but most of em got sorry taste in music and LOOOOVE shit like this

    and anyways….wasnt the singer and guitarist not even hillbillys before this band??

    so why are they all dressed up like hillbilly good ol boy rockers when theyre not??

    maybe its to get all that stripper pussy,which is fair enough..but they look and sound damn stupid

    “got my friends got my family…a recipe for one hell of a night”

    who writes shit like that? corny as hell

  • PaulterA

    I think I’m officially over Vinnie Paul after that crap. Actually I think I was over him when I found out he was selling normal everyday clothing, putting Dimebag’s name on it and calling it “Rocker wear” or whatever.