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THE BIGGEST METALSUCKS GIVEAWAY EVER: VINCE’S CD COLLECTION!

 Wednesday, July 28th, 2010 at 5:18pm by

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A little while back I wrote that I’d begun the process of thinning out my CD collection to the bare essentials; a month+ later that process is complete, and my collection is suddenly a couple hundred CDs (at least) lighter. I’ve still got a ton of CDs to my name, but at least when I move the Vince Divison of the Mansion next month I’ll have a couple less boxes to haul.

So what I’ve decided to do is to give these CDs away to one of you, our loyal readers, in perhaps the biggest single giveaway ever on MetalSucks.

But wait, there’s more! To sweeten the pot I’m also including all the promo CDs I’ve received this year from labels and publicists! There is some really good stuff in here, folks… in addition to a great collection of metal (and some non-metal) CDs spanning the past 2+ decades, there’s great CDs from 2010, DVDs, little tchotchkes, special editions, and so on and so forth. The photo you see above is the actual entire prize package!

All told, all of this stuff is probably worth well over $1,000. But, get this… I don’t want any money for it! I’m giving it all away!

Here’s what you have to do to win this massive collection: make me a creative offer – not involving money — that you think would tickle my fancy. It can literally be anything; a piece of artwork, an instrument, a service you think I’d find useful (i.e. “I’ll do your laundry for a year”), a lifetime supply of burger meat, a pound of weed… anything at all! No offer is too ridiculous! Let me hear it, and I just might go for it.

If you have something you think I’d like, email your offer to vince [at] metalsucks [dot] net with the subject line CD GIVEAWAY. In a couple of weeks I’ll choose my favorite, and we’ll get to talkin’ about how to do the exchange. Here’s to hoping you guys have some cool shit for me.

-VN

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  • Cody

    Well shit! Can we offer you only one thing or give you options?

    • http://www.metalsucks.net Vince Neilstein

      Whatever you want! Options would be dandy, but they better be sweet!

      • vivi1234you

        nice nice

        • vivi1234you

          Do you want to experience i-nterracial da-ting? I met my black guy on {—–W W W.i n t e r r a c i a l -l o v i n g.C/ 0 M——}. It is an interracial dating site for s-exy singles of all races. You may have a try…

          • Beauzaque

            This guy wins.

          • zulcon

            yeah, contest over right here.

          • >_>

            I laughed really fucking hard, too good, too good man.

          • vagoo

            muahahahahah, YES, this guy wins….

            except, I will give you TWO black guys!!!!

  • Cokane

    Would you accept a person?I could send you my mother in law right away…

    • Cajun

      Zing.

    • Glorious Johnson

      I take my wife all over the place, but she always finds her way back

  • Jonathan

    There a list of all the CDs in there? That’s a whole fricken lot of CDs… if I were a child in a cartoon, I’d be drooling a river right now.

  • Metalguy

    i hate working for your contests, but ill give it a shot

  • http://brutaljay.blogspot.com Brutal Jay

    I will somehow gather a jar of Jesus’ farts and send them to you. I’m pretty sure grant wishes or something.

    • http://brutaljay.blogspot.com Brutal Jay

      *They grant wishes

  • Chainsaw Majini

    I will build an addition onto the Metalsucks Mansion, a room, just like the one in Surviving the Game with all the severed heads in jars. It will contain dozens of jars, each with a trophy head, just like in the movie. The heads of the members of musical juggernauts such as Attack Attack, Breathe Carolina, Vampries Everywhere, The Devil Wears Prada, and many more. Hell, I will even put Ice-T’s head in one. I will leave a bunch of empty jars for you to fill at your leasure.

    Smoke up and enjoy the view!

    • Drewtastic

      ^ Give that man the ten thousand dollars!

  • mike

    Wow…sweet. Anyway, could you re-upload a considerably bigger image so the spines of the albums can be read?

    • http://www.metalsucks.net Vince Neilstein

      Nope. But there’s some great shit in there, I promise. Samples: a few Meshuggah CDs, Gojira, a Black Dahlia DVD, Overkill, Queens of the Stone Age…. seriously, so much great stuff.

      • Howie

        How in the hell did Meshuggah and QOTSA not make the cut!? If those 2 bands aren’t “bare essentials” then I don’t know what is! But i guess that is good for whoever wins.

  • http://www.twitter.com/iheartsnuggles iheartsnuggles

    I haven’t touched a CD in almost 5 years but if this was 1992 I might have like totes offered to suck your dick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sanskar-Wagley/1376400331 Sanskar Wagley

    Just give some DVD’s for free :D

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sanskar-Wagley/1376400331 Sanskar Wagley

      By free, I mean just send out random things to anyone who asks…I’d like to see a list of these goodies.

  • Mastobater

    What a cool deal, I wish I had something cool to trade.

  • kaffebaggel

    In exchange for your collection i will turn you immortal, but only for a week,…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dre-Toledo/628955415 Dre Toledo

    I give you my soul.

  • Gangsta Juggalo

    I will give you my unopened, super rare, demo cassette tape of Insane Clown Posse’s “Dog Beats”! Or, Inner City Posse as they were known back then. I will even give you a 3-liter of Faygo Rock N Rye. Woop Woop much clown luv

    • Arby

      i’ll take it! ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Brown/537636633 Keith Brown

    FUCKING HELL that’s a lot of cds

    • Cryptosis

      not even a tenth of my collection

      • the_dglgmut13

        WOW D00d U MUZT B SOOOOOOO BR00U000TALZ!!!

        • >_>

          this

  • Cryzthormagnusian

    Are you ruling out ass punching?

  • gauche

    i’m still waiting for my Mastodon shoes.

    • http://www.flickr.com/photos/thinkwrz/ gabe v

      wow whats up with that metalsucks? more like metalsuckssucksatmailingshoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Ian

        Zing!

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    I just made you an offer you can’t refuse, Vince

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Hocken/682500211 Alex Hocken

    I will give you a jar filled with ashes of shitty CDs that I have burnt over the years, including:

    Linkin Park
    Nickleback
    Eminem

    And More! It would look great in your room of br00tality.

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/ Alkahest

    I’ll give you the CD’s I win if I win.

  • http://sebastian.linnet@gmail.com NIgguh

    Is there a catch like you only want to ship domestically and not to Europe?

  • Mitch

    I’d gladly give you my entire (admittedly modest) CD collection.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Razza-Tu/717008242 Razza Tu

    This contest is fucking hilarious… cannot wait to see what comes up… xD

  • alliaphagist

    I will give you MY stack of promo CDs that I’ve gotten this year. Then please review them and give them back to me, I’m very behind.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/xynobia xynobia

    Check your email for some sugar.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trav-Dejavu-GuitarMan/1379263072 Trav Dejavu GuitarMan

    I’ll give you my Dean Razorback guitar signed y trivium and my epiphone prophecy les paul signed by a bunch of bands by prosthetic records………………but the emg’s in it have magical batteries that run on shreddage, and if you charge them all the way it sucks your cock for you while you are playing, the pleasure of BJ’s and shreddage.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trav-Dejavu-GuitarMan/1379263072 Trav Dejavu GuitarMan

    and the razorback has weed growing out of the pcikups

  • Tarts

    How about a ride in Danny Carey’s Lambo?

  • alex nouaux

    ill give you boondock saints 2 dvd. and some kiwis and tomatoes that my friends stole whilst in ghillie suits, no fucking joke.

  • alex nouaux

    ps. im sorry i couldn’t offer you any cherries, watermelon, or dro. we quickly consumed them

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    I’ll clean up after your MS Mansion monkeys and clean your apartment for 2 years

  • BTW

    What (hypothetically) say you to a guitar signed by Devin Townsend and Misha Mansoor?

    • Coop

      I’ll trade you all of my CDs for that

      • Watty

        “All” leaves a lot up to the imagination…

  • jason

    I got a Megadeth – Rust in Peace tab book that I NEED to get rid of. Its cool, but it just sits here.

  • Dwarfskeet

    That’s a lot of nuts!

  • metalcupcakes

    I’ll run your website for a week.
    I know a lot about Metal, and I’m a drop out journalism major!
    You know a vacation sounds good.

    • >_>

      Sorry sir, you would need to win a contest to get to run metalsucks for a week.

  • Vlygar

    E-mail sent. I forgot to include my real name but you can always reply and ask.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Selig-Justice-Freeman/1352060955 Selig Justice Freeman

    Oh my God.

    I really want this, but I have nothing to offer.

    :’(

    Maybe, instead of giving it all to someone, you could just give bits of it away to people, free of charge? Because one person can please you a bit, buy a community of people can make you feel like a god.

    Just a suggestion.

    The only thing I could offer is a 1963 Gibson Melody Maker, missing a head stock.

  • SeanN

    You can have my ex-wife. She’s a total slut and will definitely do you.

    • Dwarfskeet

      Haha. MAN. That made me laugh.

  • PBC

    I will e-mail you porn everyday

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Noto/1173214408 Anthony Noto

    I will be your best music buddy! EVER. We can get drunk/high and talk about awesome bands ALL NIGHT while playing guitar and jamming to awesome songs.

  • Noel

    ill let you taste my daughter [if no one gets this metal reference, you all fail]

    • >_>

      Bloodbath – Eaten

      There you go, I got it, we don’t ALL fail =p

  • http://brutaljay.blogspot.com Brutal Jay

    I would get you so drunk you almost die then offer you my liver for your CDs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josh-Blade/100001062192037 Josh Blade

    Fucking incredible.
    I hope you like my offer.

  • Squid

    how long did it take to stack the cases that way?

  • the_dglgmut13

    I have decided to add to my offer found in the email I sent you, I’ll fucking help you move pal!

  • SP420

    Would you take a perfectly working card table, about 4′ x 2′ x 2′?

  • cockballs

    i will give you a new unopened copy of Baja Man’s single “Who Let The Dog’s Out”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Sean-Heron/9391234 Ryan Sean Heron

    so basically what I’m getting out of this is that vince not only wants somebody to take his trash off his hands , but is hoping to get a blowjob out of it too.

    well played neilstien

  • dale schmucker

    breakfast in bed for an entire month with all the fixinngs. eggs, bacon sauage, oj, toast cheerios and cheerios with extra sugar on the days you are hung over!!!!

  • Randii

    I’ll give you a stuffed duck.

    • Randii

      taxidermied

  • Jizzmaster3000

    Seems like alot of effort to go to just to get laid.

    • >_>

      Yeah I offered him my butt cherry.

      • Jizzmaster3000

        My offer is that I will murder Sergeant D. for the benefit of Metalsucks.net and just humanity in general.

  • Cannabis

    the darkest most brutal bribe of alll: NOTHING

    • Howie

      Hahaha well played.

  • Gaia

    Hmmmm I’ll trade you Mewtwo on Pokemon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alejandro-Aldana/683878171 Alejandro Aldana

    my sister’s virginity.

  • DidgeryDo

    C’mon Vince, did you really expect anything more than unwanted sexual favors and belly button lint from these guys? I guess it’s the joy of seeing what we come up with….

    I’d like to offer a free tour of the Staten Island Technical High School and an exclusive promo instructional video on Giraffes.

    “Drinking pure gasoline and breathing FIRE they take to the skies on leathery wings of a bat! Giraffes!”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sanskar-Wagley/1376400331 Sanskar Wagley

      hey a fellow Staten Islander!

  • Gitter

    Lotsa dick sucking for a copy of the last Armoured Saint and Soulfly records, right?
    How about a parrot, a turtle and a couple other animals that will likely out-live you.

    • DidgeryDo

      1

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eirik-Kjs-Usterud/1067091137 Eirik Kjøs Usterud

    I’ll get you Varg Vikernes’ autograph.

    • DidgeryDo

      I’ll create an account for Varg on the interracial dating site above and give you the password.

  • DidgeryDo

    How about my collection of tacky Christmas sweaters woven from grandma’s belly button lint. The sentimental value miraculous transfers to anyone else who slept with grandma. So, I can’t promise anything in that regard but I will also provide her number, Facebook and Match.com URL.

  • DidgeryDo

    A bottle of “The End of History Beer.” 55 percent alchohol and 110 proof it is the world’s strongest beer and the bottle is idyllically inserted into the carcass of a small animal. This is the most metal drink of all time. Retail value $765.00!!!

    http://www.wellsvilledaily.com/lifestyle/food/x139150896/The-Beer-Nut-Scottish-beer-is-very-squirrelly

    *All bottles are sold out. Mine will be HOMEMADE!*

  • gad

    Well if I win I will give you my address. You know, so you can ship the stuff for me -_-

  • thisisnotcarlos

    I offer up entire my limp bizkit album collection,I need something better.I’ll even throw in a pokémon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Parisi/60716866 Andy Parisi

    I’ll make you a website

  • Justin D.

    I will write the Brutal Vince iPhone application. It will be a picture of Vince and nothing else. It will sell for $999 with all proceeds going to the murder of innocent children.

  • Shane M.

    I will give you my cow skull fully equipped with upside down cross dagger lodged into its skull cavity :P

  • McHammered

    I will offer up my prized autographed Iron Maiden promo photo from the somewhere in time tour! I was backstage at Irvine meadows ampatheater. AND along with the photo I will share a story of backstage dickness from no other then everybodys favorite ginger… mr mustaine for you to or not to print on your fine site here. Hmmm I do have Autograhed Motorhead single And a signed Vinny Vincent promo as well maybe to barter with later…. Well thats all I got

    McHammered ~ tattedguy13@yahoo.com

  • earthsherm

    You should give that big wreck cd abother listen before deciding to cast it away. it’s not metal but man is that band goos.

  • Habeeb

    I’ll give you all the corn in Iowa.

  • pigchop

    For that collection I will give you an greasy, very old set of strings used by Mille Petrozza. I was in the room when he changed his strings, rolled ‘em up and tossed them. http://j.imagehost.org/0952/strings.jpg

  • http://brutaljay.blogspot.com Brutal Jay

    My virginity. Once you take it you gain it’s strength.

  • Sean

    A romantic evening with yours truly in which we both dine elegantly at the fanciest restaurant in all of the land, then we could walk hand in hand on the beatiful beaches of hawaii, and as we watch the sun set we could stare deeply into one anothers eyes and confess our deepest desire to be with one another for years to come until one day when we grow old and your fall down and break your leg and i’m forced to shoot you because i can’t afford the medical bills. And then i’d bury you in the garden next to my three dog and sit on the porch listening to the CD’s you left me behind until i grow older and wither away.

  • Anthony

    will take a moonbounce you know like what the kids jump in?

  • thomas wallace

    ill give you a 7″(thers only 500 all on white vinyl) from a joke racist punk band called white pride from CA. i also have a cassete from them. thers some realy funny songs that realy arnt that bad, they only played 3 shows so to even know about them is extremely rare. oh and the 7″ is autographed to my mom(shes fuckin cool, because she has a black flag tramp stamp) let me know man i can send you pictures if u want

  • marc

    my town is filled with juggalos and “rappers”, so i offer their bodies in ritualistic tribute to appease your lust for the blood of tools

  • tsniagaesir

    I’ll pay the site’s upkeep and registry money for a year, balance your checkbook, get you however much weed or whatever else you want, do your work for this site for 3 months, sacrifice a goat in order for a black magic ritual to kill you if you don’t give me the collection, sacrifice a goat in order for a white magic ritual to bring you good things if you give me the collection, burn 2 churches, key “SATAN” into cars for you fix the site when it’s down, weed your lawn, mow and edge the lawn, fix your irreparable computer with no labor cost no matter how long it takes, or blackmail you with what you did at that college party if you don’t give the collection to me

  • Myopinionisbetterthenyours

    I will get you a fully paid date with big gay Gaahl to any restaurant.

  • metalmeathammer666

    I will make Metal not suck

  • JJ D. (initials)

    OfFeR eNcLoSeD:

    wanna gitcha’ human centipede on? You can be A, *wink* *wink* <3 :D

    rEpLy WiTh HaStE.