EXCLUSIVE EP STREAM: BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME’S THE PARALLAX: HYPERSLEEP DIALOGUES

Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 1:00pm by

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Awwwww, yeah!!! Between the Buried and Me, serious candidates for best band in the history of ears, are releasing their new EP (which is longer than some LPs, and we’re not complaining), The Parallax: Hypersleep Dialogues, on April 12 via Metal Blade — but you can hear the entire thing right now, in its entirety, courtesy your Uncle Axl and your Uncle Vince. No need to thank us. Just let your mind go, and your body will follow.

You can pre-order this bad boy right here. And don’t forget that BTBAM will headline the MetalSucks-sponsored “Hypersleep Dialogues Trek” starting April 15; support will come from The Ocean, Job For A Cowboy, and (on select dates) Cephalic Carnage, so, yeah, your ass = there. Dates are after the jump!

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And here are those tour dates…

15-Apr Farmingdale, NY The Crazy Donkey
16-Apr New England Metal & Hardcore Fest The Palladium
17-Apr Lancaster, PA Chameleon Club
18-Apr Pittsburgh, PA Altar Bar
19-Apr Williamsville, NY Club Infinity
20-Apr Montreal, QC Le National
21-Apr Toronto, ONT Opera House
22-Apr Toledo, OH Headliners
23-Apr Pontiac, MI The Crofoot Ballroom
25-Apr Milwaukee, WI Eagles Ballroom
26-Apr Lawrence, KS Granada
27-Apr Denver, CO Summit Music Hall
29-Apr Vancouver, BC Rickshaw Theatre
30-Apr Seattle, WA El Corazon
1-May Portland, OR Hawthorne Theatre
3-May Sacramento, CA Ace of Spades
4-May San Francisco, CA Slim’s
5-May Pomona, CA Glasshouse Music Hall
6-May San Diego, CA Soma
7-May Mesa, AZ Nile Theatre
9-May Dallas, TX The Door
10-May Tulsa, OK The Marquee
11-May Memphis, TN New Daisy Theatre
12-May Atlanta, GA The Masquerade
13-May Nashville, TN Rockettown
14-May Asheville, NC The Orange Peel

  • derp

    THANK THE METAL GODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jasmine-Alexandra-Serrata/1451543285 Jasmine Alexandra Serrata

      I came

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grady-Ogle/514131016 Grady Ogle

        Me too! Good shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Lewis/605594586 James Lewis

    OH MY GOD, YES!

  • poopy

    BOO YA!

  • kittyliquer

    this made my day

    • yay

      just your day? this made my entire life

      • Betelgeuse

        Haa haa (Nelson Muntz impression)!

      • jonnyboy92

        just your life? this made my fucking kids future!

  • Matt of Chicago

    NICE!! cant wait to see them live in Chicago!

    • peepeebottom

      In Chicago? From what I’ve seen, they never announced a Chicago date…

      I bought tickets to the Milwaukee show because of this, however I’d love to be wrong.

      • lethalbydefault

        They are playing in Joliet, IL on April 24th at Mojoes. It was added a few weeks ago.

        • Chainsaw Majini

          Yep. Mojoes. I got tickets when they first released ‘em. I can’t wait!!!!

          • peepeebottom

            Well shit, maybe I’ll do both dates then, since I already bought willcall for the Milwaukee show.

            Seeing BTBAM and the Ocean twice sounds pretty fucking amazing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Josh-Kruk/520503461 Josh Kruk

    After one listen its apparent these guys are some of the most talented musicians in all of music, not just metal. Hard to argue that point anymore

    • Irrational Gaze

      + infinity x4

    • Steve O

      Uuuuuuuh, even all of metal is a stretch and is by no means true… and all of music on the other hand, that’s just downright goofy.

      • Tits McGee

        You sir are indeed tipping the scales of idocracy, and in a manner that would cause you to seem, to a great extent, incomparably ignorant. Please be murdered.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

          idocracy

          Hate when that happens…

          • Dave

            haha

    • aaron

      To further your point…

      If you don’t think BTBAM is one of the most talented bands in all of music than you simply don’t know what you’re talking about. If you did, you would be putting out CDS and headlining world tours, wouldn’t you?

      • Betelgeuse

        Please tell me you were trying to direct this at me.

        So in other words you think “talent = success”, right? So by your judgement, The Black Eyed Peas and Katy Perry are more talented than BTBAM?

        My God, that explains so much! Thank you!

        I hate BTBAM, but go fuck yourself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jake-Lentz/20725060 Jake Lentz

    3:35 into Track 2: FUCK YEAH

  • Matt S

    Best band in the history of ears? I think you need to have yours checked. band has and forever will continue to suck.

    • MikeForbid

      u mad?

      • Matt S

        Uh this response is so played out, and it doesn’t even apply here.

    • esc

      so true this band is garbage

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michl-Deuueaugh-Bishop/571220161 MichÆl Deuueaugh Bishop

        so much this im glad they are headlining i can leave before they start.

        • Sam

          If you’re going to say something, give reasons to back up your statement.

      • Eric

        you are a fuck

        • cxj

          i just lol’d at this.

        • Why?

          Samir? Is that you?

    • artytork

      yea they’ll never be able to touch n’sync

    • lol

      I’m glad you give such good reasons why BTBAM sucks. Now, I’m going to stop listening to them.

    • Nate N.

      Like all opinions, your judgment is purely subjective. BTBAM is obviously doing something right.

      • Betelgeuse

        There were a lot of idiots who thought Creed and Limp Bizkit were “doing something right” too. You know what happened? One day they all woke up and realized they were wrong. Thinking for yourself isn’t really that hard.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Kokoletsos/100000586800198 Richard Kokoletsos

          I say someone starts a “special” camp for beteljews that involves food deprivation and ultimately ends in either A-gas chamber or B-incinerator…just a though.

          • Betelgeuse

            Yeah. “just a though’. Had many of those?

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Alkahest

    Best release of the year so far. I’ve had it since Tuesday, and oh my fuck is it ever amazing. I didn’t expect a full stream for another week!

    Lunar Wilderness is the best thing ever.

  • John

    HUGE improvement over The Great Misdirect, and better than Colors, Still no Alaska or TSC though.

    • CrusherDestoyer

      this

    • Digital

      I don’t think so dude, open your mind! The Great MisDirect is their Greatest album – I love that album. All others before Great Misdirect are 8′s or 9′s to me. The Great MisDirect and this EP are 10′s

      • John

        Last thing that needs to be opened is my mind. After hearing Amia Venera Landscape, BTBAM is like child’s play to me.

        • Nick

          Amia Venera Landscape… sucks. If you think BTBAM is child’s play then you must not be listening very closely. Which is ok, it wasn’t really meant for emocore fans in the first place.

          • John

            AVL’s emotional content and songwriting is 100x better than BTBAM’s, genres aside.

      • Andrew

        The Great Misdirect is far from their best. Colors is their best in my opinion with Alaska close behind. This sounds like what The Great Misdirect should have been. Similar style and feel but much better writing.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Votypka/541093131 Jonathan Votypka

          I loved the Great Misdirect, and personally found Ants of the Sky and Prequel to the Sequel to be a huge drag on Colors. Colors was great, but I think The Great Misdirect is superior, because of the writing differences. Then again, I might be biased as Misdirect was the album that got me into this band.

          But these 3 songs are certainly killer.

    • Steve

      BTBAM has been evolving with every cd release. I see everything pre colors separately from everything after that. Pre Colors was pure metal at the band’s heaviest, while Colors and etc. turned the band into the prog metal band it is today. (not to categorize the band into one genre and argue about it for hours on end…)

      Personally if I want an instant eargasm I turn to pre colors. If I have twenty minutes of free time to enjoy the build up the “soft” sections bring to make the heavy guitar solo sections all the more epic so my face melts off, I turn to colors, tgm, and now this godly work of art.

    • JDUB

      “Huge improvement?” “Better than Colors…?” You must be joking! This EP blows! TGM and Colors were masterpieces. But I will agree that Alaska is better than all of them imo. They need to drop the progressive act and come out with hard shit.

  • Matty McNulty

    this album is fucking incredible

  • yzermantiis

    Matt S has bitter beer face…….this fucking rules

  • DecrepitGirth

    I understand if someone doesn’t like this, but I don’t know how anyone who knows anything about music can say this sucks. Just because you don’t like doesn’t mean it sucks asshole.

    • Matt S

      It sucks (IMO mind you) cause its not even half as original as you guys all believe it is. Basically a metalcore version of Mr. Bungle, with some half-assed “prog” sprinkled in.

      • michron

        Originality doesn’t exist in the terms you speak of. Half-assed prog? Do you understand music??? You be trollin.

        • Mr. Beavers

          +1
          Dude is a total troll.

      • SquidKite

        Incredibly retarded/ignorant comment because a) not really metalcore, b) how is the similar to Mr. Bungle? Is it because they both have people singing, playing instruments, and being popular metal musicians? and c) half-assed prog? Not a huge fan of btbam, but what they do on a technical level with time signatures and such is crazy.

        • Betelgeuse

          “but what they do on a technical level with time signatures and such is crazy”?
          You mean what the recording program they use does. Their technical ability has nothing to do with the way this sounds. It’s ProToolscore. It doesn’t matter anyway. This shit will be forgotten and gone soon enough. Because it’s complete garbage.

          • Anonymous

            Having seen them live on a few occasions, coupled with the fact that they do indeed write their own songs, and not piece them together in recording programs, I can confidently say that you are an ass-hat that knows nothing of what you speak. Not surprising though. I’ve seen your other posts. You are either a massive troll, and no one likes you, or you have terrible taste in music, and no one likes you.

          • Anonymous

            And before you say anything to further solidify that you know absolutely nothing about this, I will say that I have a degree in audio technology (live and studio sound mixing and engineering), and know a lot about what I’m saying. You, on the other hand, don’t seem to have much of an idea, even if you continue to act as though you do.

          • Fuso

            +1 ,,, stop playa hatin on btbam !!!

          • Betelgeuse

            You have a degree in audio technology? Did that come with the FruityLoops manual? Or did it come with a software update to Reason? They write their own songs? Whatever you say, man.

          • Betelgeuse

            And why does every faaaaag on this site tell me “no one likes you”. Is that supposed to get rid of me or something? I’m being completely serious. I find it very strange. I’m not going anywhere by the way.

          • Anonymous

            Uhh, no. It came from hard work and studying, two things I’m sure you know nothing about. I’ve studied music theory, play several instruments, and have recorded several bands. Does that mean I’m a better person than you? No (though let’s be honest, you seem like a pretty horrible person). It DOES mean that I know a hell of a lot more about this stuff than you, and you should stop talking out of your ass about things you have little to no knowledge of (which is fairly obvious from everything you’ve posted).

          • Betelgeuse

            Whoa, you studied music theory?!? Like out of one of those Grimoire books? Well, you convinced me. With your claims of knowledge. Never mind everything your claiming isn’t contradicting anything I said about BTBAM piecing their albums together in a recording program. Which is what they do. So fuck all your fake claims of “knowing stuff”.
            Good try though. I’m sure all the teenagers here were convinced.

          • Betelgeuse

            YouTube “Between the Buried and Me studio”. Everything I’m saying is 100% accurate, everybody. They can’t play the shit they “wrote” for more than a few measures.
            I do understand a little better why everyone here seems to love them so much after watching those videos though. They look and act like absolute dorks. This is exactly how I imagine most MetalSucks commentators look and act. I guess the “fantasy factor” plays heavily into this bands popularity. There’s nothing wrong with that, it just seems sad to like shitty music because you could imagine yourself as a member of a band.

          • Anonymous

            Are you REALLY that dumb? Seriously?

            There IS a difference between writing a song and recording it piece by piece and putting a song together in a recording program. Clearly you don’t know that, so let me explain to you, you mental midget.

            Many, many, many bands record their songs piece by piece in the studio so that each part of the song sounds the best it can before mixing, so that the end product will be even that much better.

            They DON’T put their songs together in recording programs. They simply record them bit by bit. They write their songs, and can play them all the way through (very well). You’d know this is you saw them live, but you insist on talking about this, even though you don’t know anything about any of it.

            Face it, you lose this argument. You should be used to losing. I’m assuming a life full of it is one of the main reasons you’re such an ignorant and angry douche.

            And by the way, it’s not a “fake claim of knowing stuff”. It’s called having knowledge. Maybe if you had some, you wouldn’t be such an arrogant prick.

            At this point, you are nothing more than the internet equivalent of someone who talks just to hear themself speak. And no one likes that guy.

          • Betelgeuse

            Who’s REALLY dumb again? “They simply record them bit by bit” and “They DON’T put their songs together in recording programs”?!? How does that work?
            Like I said YouTube it, everybody. I can’t help that I’m right.

          • Betelgeuse

            FYI the only reason you think they can play their own songs live “very well” is because your obviously NOT a musician. You’d have NO idea when someone fucked up a part live. You can try to mask your ignorance with insults all you want. I KNOW your full of shit now.

          • Anonymous

            You don’t seem to understand what I’m saying (not surprising, you don’t seem to understand much of anything).

            What I’m saying is, they enter the studio with songs written, and they are perfectly able to play the songs all the way through. They record these songs bit by bit, to make sure each part of the song sounds the best it can sound. Many bands do this. It’s pretty standard practice.

            They DO NOT play bits and pieces and than go “Okay, let’s see how we can arrange these to make a song”, as you seem to be suggesting.

            So, no you are not correct, nor are you anywhere near correct. Sorry you’re so oblivious to that.

            And if you’re claiming that the way they record makes them bad for some reason, than you’re pretty much speaking about a lot more bands than just them.

            Maybe try learning about something before you shoot your mouth off about it. M’kay? Thanks.

          • Anonymous

            And again, if you actually saw them live, you’d see they can play the songs all the way through flawlessly.

            Having both recorded bands and been in bands that have recorded, there is a pretty big difference between playing in studio and playing live.

          • Anonymous

            And, uh, do you NOT recall when I said I play several instruments? I am a musician, you moron. The fact that THAT seems to be a point you bring up to invalidate others’ opinions leads me to believe that either you KNOW you have no valid points and have to scrape for whatever you can to throw out there, OR you yourself are NOT a musician and think by saying that, you can fake like you are and try to shut up the people that are so obviously more intelligent than you.

          • Betelgeuse

            “They are perfectly able to play the songs all the way through”? Your an idiot.
            They DO NOT play bits and pieces and than go “Okay, let’s see how we can arrange these to make a song”………Believe that if you want to.

            YouTube it, people.
            I’m done.

          • Anonymous

            I’m not an idiot (and by the way, it’s “you’re”, you asshole).

            And I know the videos you’re talking about. I don’t know what else I can say to make you understand. What I’m saying is correct. What you’re saying is your lack of understanding for what you’re seeing.

            Let’s see…who would know what’s going on here…guy who knows all about the processes of recording, both as a musician and as an engineer…or guy who saw a YouTube video and assumed something most likely based on a pre-existing bias…hmm…

          • Betelgeuse

            Here’s a video of their drummer not being able to play…

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfOAefJH3YM&feature=related

          • Anonymous

            How are you not getting this…

            And here’s one of him playing very well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snGxAUBMZHY

            Stop being a little bitch and just accept that you’re wrong. It’s not the first time. It won’t be the last. Maybe if you work on your ability to admit when you’re wrong, people won’t hate you as much.

          • Betelgeuse

            Here’s a video of their bassist not being able to play….

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f94c5rSyIMI&feature=related

          • Betelgeuse

            Here’s a video showing the EDITS on a computer screen…..

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82WY761fOxM&feature=related

          • Betelgeuse

            Cat got your tongue “recording expert”?

          • Betelgeuse

            Like I said, “Metal by mouse click”.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Navarro/541096984 Jordan Navarro

            Betelgeuse, you saw edits on the computer screen of that last video? I’m not sure if there are any visible edits except for where the audio was deleted, most likely to just clean up any unnecessary space being taken up by silence recorded by the microphone when the instrument wasn’t being played, or when the vocalist wasn’t doing anything in between verses. It depends on what track it was, but I didn’t see any evidence of noticable alterations to the recording.

          • Anonymous

            Hmm, what? Sorry, I was too busy having a life to bother with sitting here all day to try to bash the truth into your mind.

            I’m guessing this is how it works in your fantasy world you live in: Bands go into the studio, Do everything in one take all the way through, and then they’re done.

            Here’s how it really is: They write their songs. They record them, doing several takes and sometimes taking it part by part. These songs are then edited, mixed, and mastered.

            Since you haven’t seen them live, you can’t say anything at all about their ability to play the songs. I have. They play the songs flawlessly. Listen to Colors Live compared to Colors. You’ll see what I mean.

            And as you don’t seem to understand that there’s a difference between playing in studio and playing live, I’m guessing YOU aren’t a musician. And even if you do happen to play an instrument, I’m guessing you’re not anywhere near good enough to be in a band and record in a studio to see how it works. Otherwise you wouldn’t be acting like such a fool right now.

            You constantly going to YouTube for “evidence” is pretty sad. Guess what else is on YouTube? Videos of cats talking. I suppose you believe that’s true too, ehh?

            At this point, you’re just embarassing yourself.

          • http://Pearl Mike

            Betalgeuse, I’m just curious and I am in no way criticizing you but what music do you even listen to? I always see you ripping on other’s peoples tastes. Tell us about yourself Mr. Betal.

            I also came across a comment related to World of Warcraft and how you were relieved that you “have a life” because you didn’t know what the acronym “WoW” stood for. Are you no better than the people who sit at home and play WoW all day? Does your life consist of trolling on MetalSucks and talk down on people? I want to see evidence to back up your unbearable narcissism.

            By the way, every BTBAM show I’ve been too has been as amazing as their recording quality. These guys are phenomenal musicians, I see it in their concentration when they play those ridiculous time signatures and changes live.

          • Betelgeuse

            I’m bored with this now. I had around sixty replies in my inbox. It must be nice to have so much time to wast. I guess if you listen to BTBAM you get used to it.

            I’m still right, by the way. Have fun.

          • Anonymous

            Just as I thought. You give up because you know I’m right, and you simply don’t have the balls to admit it.

            You’ve made it clear you don’t even read my entire posts, as you keep saying stuff that I’ve already gone over…but whatever. It must be hard to form sentences when you most likely have very weak reading skills, weaker writing skills, and non-existant reasoning/logic.

            You never had a real point, and you were never right, you stupid asshole.

            Enjoy being a pathetic waste of air, time, and space.

          • Betelgeuse

            That’s right! I DID quit reading your pointless comments. Figure that out all by yourself, did you? I got tired of reading lies from someone who had NO idea what he was talking about. Your not a musician. You don’t have a degree in “audio technology”. You’ve never recorded anything in your life. You’re just a liar. Let me make this REALLY clear: I KNOW you’re a liar. I feel bad for anyone here who might think you know anything, but there’s nothing I can do about that.

            Oh, and BTBAM is ProToolscore. So I’m still right.

            I said I was bored, I didn’t say I was going anywhere.

          • Anonymous

            As nothing I’ve said is a lie, you don’t know shit about shit, you have horrible taste in music, and you aren’t a musician, you kind kindly blow it out your ass.

            Blah blah blah. You’re wrong. Case closed.

          • SquidKite

            A couple days after posting, my email is still overloaded with emails telling me that Betel has restated thats he’s right, reshown his ignorance, and insulted more people for not having lives every hour or so

          • Betelgeuse

            ProToolscore. Still right, liar.

          • Anonymous

            Betelgeuse is pathetic. And still wrong.

          • Betelgeuse

            Nah, I’m fucking awesome! And I continue to be right.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Bernal/100000574924422 David Bernal

            youtube is god and betelgeuse is right :O! actually im pretty sure hes just trollin. and you guys are feeding the troll with your rage. its ok though cuz only the people that matter know how its really done in the studio. with autotune (lolamiright?). but being a drummer and having spent a weekend in a studio making a (bad) cd. i understand how its done

          • Betelgeuse

            Yep, Auto-Tune!

            I’m in love with how far up you have to scroll to reply now.

            When you say you “spent a weekend in a studio making a (bad) cd, so I understand how its done”, that’s code for “I payed money to spend an hour with a ladyboy in Thailand”, right? ;-)

            ……feed………the ……..troll……..

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            People vs. Jackson (full case name: 1133603: The People of the State of California v. Michael Joseph Jackson) was a 2005 trial involving recording artist Michael Jackson. The accuser was a boy, Gavin Arvizo, who was 13 years old at the time of the alleged crimes. Jackson was indicted for four counts of molesting a minor, four counts of intoxicating a minor, one count of abduction, and one count of conspiring to hold the boy and his family captive at his 2,700-acre (11 km2) Neverland Ranch. He denied all counts and asserted that he himself was the victim of a failed extortion attempt. On June 13, 2005, the jury found Jackson not guilty on all charges.
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            1 Early events
            1.1 Bashir documentary
            2 Rebuttal video
            2.1 DCFS interview
            2.2 Plans for a trip to Brazil, final departure from Neverland
            2.3 Mother of accuser seeks legal advice
            2.4 Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department investigation
            3 Arvizo family
            3.1 J.C. Penney: alleged assault, litigation and psychiatric analysis
            3.2 Gavin Arvizo
            3.3 Father of Gavin Arvizo
            3.4 Mother of Gavin Arvizo
            4 Arrest and investigation
            4.1 Warrant and arrest
            4.1.1 Jackson complains against the police
            4.2 Charging
            4.3 Arraignment
            4.4 Court sessions
            5 Grand jury proceedings and indictment
            5.1 Alleged co-conspirators
            6 The trial
            6.1 Prosecution witnesses’ credibility
            6.2 Jackson’s finances
            7 Allegations of media bias against Jackson
            8 Court dates
            8.1 Verdict
            9 See also
            10 Notes
            11 Books
            12 External links
            12.1 News
            12.2 Police and courts
            12.3 Interviews

            [edit] Early events
            [edit] Bashir documentary
            Main article: Living with Michael Jackson

            In a Granada Television documentary[1] entitled Living with Michael Jackson, British journalist Martin Bashir interviewed Jackson extensively. The film was broadcast in the UK on February 3, 2003, and in the U.S. three days later. The boy is shown holding hands with Jackson and resting his head on Jackson’s shoulder. At trial, the boy testified that Jackson initiated the hand-holding, but that he had put his head on Jackson’s shoulder because he was “really close to Jackson” and Jackson was his “best friend”. Both he and Jackson testified that they had slept in the same room, but not in the same bed. They also agreed that each had offered to sleep on the floor and let the other have the bed.

            Later, the boy complained that he had not realized that the footage would be broadcast all over the world and that, after it aired, he was teased by his friends. His mother stated that she had not given Bashir permission to film her son and was not even aware of it prior to broadcast. Jackson stated in the documentary that many children, including Macaulay Culkin, his younger brother Kieran, and his sisters[2] had slept in Jackson’s bed; all maintained that nothing inappropriate occurred.

            Responding to criticisms of the broadcast, Santa Barbara County District Attorney Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. stated that, under California law, the distinction was irrelevant. An adult sleeping in the same bed as a child is not a criminal offense, unless “affirmative, offensive conduct” occurs.[3] Jackson and his aides were indicted for conspiracy to commit child abduction, false imprisonment, and extortion. Some sources were critical of the indictments, believing them to be an attempt to ameliorate PR damage caused by the documentary. Jackson was also indicted for child molestation, based on the accuser’s allegations of events subsequent to the documentary, when he and Jackson had already been friends for several years. One defense to this accusation was that it contradicted logic, i.e., that Jackson would not have molested the accuser after the documentary aired. As his attorney put it,

            The Bashir documentation was aired in the US on February 6, 2003; Gavin Arvizo’s given time frame for the alleged molestations was February 20, 2003 – March 12, 2003. The family was acquainted with Michael Jackson for almost 2 years, but the alleged victim claimed he was molested after the footage was filmed and at a time “the whole world was already watching”.

            [edit] Rebuttal video

            In response to the Bashir documentary, a second video called Take Two or The Footage You Were Never Meant to See, was aired. The production included Bashir praising Michael’s qualities as a father and his relationship with children in general, while in the other production Bashir said he was “disturbed” about Michael’s relationship with children. Further, the production included an interview with the family, filmed on the night of February 19, 2003, in Moslehi’s home. This part of the footage was not aired because the videographer Hamid Moslehi refused to hand it over, following a financial dispute with Jackson.[4][5] It was found by police in a search of Moslehi’s home in November 2003, and it showed the accuser’s family praising Jackson, with the accuser insisting no molestation had occurred and that Jackson was “innocent”.[6] Arvizo, his sister Daveline, brother Star and mother Janet were “upfront” and said that inappropriate behavior had “absolutely not occurred” while also calling him a father figure.[6] They also insisted that they slept in Jackson’s bed although Jackson himself always slept on the floor.[6] To further the rebuttal Janet Arvizo issued the statement:

            “The relationship that Michael has with my children is beautiful, loving, father-son and daughter one. To my children and me Michael is part of the family.”[6] She also stated that she was thinking of taking legal action against Martin Bashir.[6]

            [edit] DCFS interview

            On February 20, 2003, Janet Arvizo was interviewed by the Sensitive Case Unit of the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services (DCFS), as part of an investigation jointly carried out with the LAPD. A school official from the Los Angeles Unified School District had lodged a complaint out of concern for the boy who would later be Jackson’s accuser, and his younger brother. The official did so out of general neglect by their mother and sexual abuse by Jackson, after watching the Bashir documentary. The entire family insisted that no inappropriate contact with Jackson occurred; moreover, the mother said that the children were never left alone with Jackson. The case was closed and the charges marked as “unfounded.” Afterwards, in November 2003, when there was outside interest in connection with charges against Jackson, a report was made.[7]
            [edit] Plans for a trip to Brazil, final departure from Neverland

            In mid February 2003, Marc Schaffel, Michael Jackson and Janet Arvizo decided on taking a trip to Brazil for one week while the Arvizo family was to be moved into a new apartment and children checked into a new school district. This was a result of the negative attention received by Michael Jackson and the Arvizo family after the Bashir Documentary. Marc Schaffel instructed Jackson’s employees to help with preparations for the Brazil trip and the new apartment move and Arvizo children being checked into a new school district.

            After the child services interview, Janet Arvizo brought a Jackson employee to meet with Karen Walker of the Los Angeles DCFS. Walker advised the Jackson employee that the Arvizo family are being heckled by the media resulting from the Bashir Documentary and need an apartment suitable for a family as well as the children checked into school. The Brazil trip was disclosed to Walker and the apartment change and school district check-in would be made when on vacation in Brazil.

            The family planned a trip to Brazil. These plans play a role in the allegations and more specifically the conspiracy charge with the unindicted co-conspirators. Janet and the Arvizo family wanted to go to Brazil with Michael Jackson on vacation. After all of the preparations were made for the Brazil trip and the new apartment move, Janet decided to call off the Brazil trip and it was immediately called off. According to witnesses, the Jackson camp told the family that there were death threats related to the airing against the family. The Arvizos claim that Jackson planned to trap the family in Brazil to keep them from making allegations. However, the defense asked why Jackson would buy the family a two-way ticket to and from Brazil if his plans were to “trap” the family in another country.

            The children went back to Jackson’s Neverland ranch, and a day later, their mother came as well after making preparations for the trip to Brazil, although, she says, she did not really want to go. From February 25 to March 2, the family and some of Jackson’s staff stayed in a hotel in Calabasas, California, and they went shopping in preparation for the trip to Brazil. After that, they stayed at Neverland again. On March 10, the mother and the accuser went from Neverland to Kaiser Permanente Hospital with a urine sample of the accuser, Gavin, for a scheduled medical check-up. On the way to the hospital, Janet spilled the urine sample on the passenger side car floor. When asked by the Jackson employee what happened, Janet said that she spilled the urine accidentally. At the hospital, Gavin received numerous tests for his kidney including a dye test. The urine sample was not enough for one of the tests and it came back inconclusive. Afterward the accuser went back to Neverland, while the mother went to stay with her fiance. It would be their last stay at the Neverland ranch. Apparently, the accuser was very angry with his mother that she would not allow him to return to Neverland.
            [edit] Mother of accuser seeks legal advice

            Janet approached Larry Feldman, the attorney who represented Jordan Chandler (first accuser) in 1993.[6] This made some believe she was intent on getting money because she went to an attorney before the police. The child psychologist Stan Katz told Santa Barbara sheriff’s investigator Paul Zelis that “Mr. Feldman actually referred these kids to me. Because they had come to him in this lawsuit.”[8] Other people believe that she sought legal advice because she was afraid that she could be charged with child endangerment when the abuse accusations surfaced. It would have been difficult for Janet – or any other parent – to explain why they allowed their sons to sleep in the same room with a middle-aged man. It was also the same attorney who helped get an out-of-court settlement for Jordan Chandler for a reported $20 million. Feldman then sent the family to a psychologist, Dr. Stan Katz, who was the same psychologist that assisted the first accuser’s family to uncover whether there might have been sexual abuse. The accuser’s brother told him that he had witnessed Jackson touching his brother. Katz reported this to the authorities, as is compulsory for someone of his profession in such a case, being a “mandatory reporter of child abuse”. He later said in his opinion Jackson was not a pedophile but a regressed 10 year old.[8] Feldman and Katz were later focused on by the defense, stating that the mother (Janet) went to the same people that triggered the first investigation on Jackson back in 1993.
            [edit] Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department investigation

            In June 2003, the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department started an investigation. In July 2003 they first interviewed the family. On November 18, 2003, a team of more than 70 investigators from the Santa Barbara County District Attorney’s Office and Sheriff’s Department executed a search warrant upon Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. These actions were criticized because more law enforcement personnel ‘raided’ Neverland Ranch than for any murderer or serial killer in American history.[6] The district attorney opened a website for an ‘open casting call’ for anyone who has been molested by Michael Jackson and/or who has any information against Jackson.[9]
            [edit] Arvizo family

            Jackson’s attorney alleged that the charges were made in retaliation by the family after the family members realized that Jackson was not going to continue supporting them financially indefinitely.[10] The family was portrayed during trial as exhibiting a long history of attempting to extort celebrities.[11]
            [edit] J.C. Penney: alleged assault, litigation and psychiatric analysis

            In August 1998, the Arvizo family was detained on a shoplifting charge at a J.C. Penney department store in West Covina, California. According to J.C. Penney, Gavin and Star Arvizo were sent out of the store by their father with an armload of stolen clothes, the family was detained and Janet started a “scuffle” with the security guards. The shoplifting charge was dropped, but Janet filed a lawsuit for US $152,000.00, saying that when she was detained she was “viciously beaten” by three security officers, one of whom was female.[6] The psychiatrist hired by J.C. Penney to evaluate Janet Arvizo found her to have rehearsed her children into supporting her story and to be both “delusional” and “depressed,” although Janet’s own doctor found her to be only the latter.[6] More than two years after the original alleged incident, Janet added a further charge that one of the male officers had “sexually fondled” her breasts and pelvis area for “up to seven minutes”.[6] Ultimately the department store settled out of court with the family for US $75,000.00.[6]
            [edit] Gavin Arvizo

            Gavin Arvizo was born in December 1989. He was 13 years old between February 20 and March 12, 2003, when the alleged crimes were said to have been committed, two weeks after Bashir’s documentary aired in the US. In 2000, the accuser was diagnosed with cancer and had his spleen and a kidney removed. Jackson organized a blood drive and accommodated transport for his chemotherapy treatment.[6] Soon thereafter, Jamie Masada,[12] the owner of a comedy club called Laugh Factory, fulfilled his wish to meet Jackson, and the boy visited Neverland eight times, where in two occasions he and his family met Michael Jackson as on the other six times Jackson was not home or not available. In 2001, there were no visits but he and Jackson had 20 or so telephone conversations regarding his recovery as the cancer had remissed. In 2002, the documentary Living With Michael Jackson was filmed, and aired February 6, 2003. Until February 2005, the accuser was officially anonymized as “John Doe” by the court and the media, although his full name was already available all over the Internet.[13]
            [edit] Father of Gavin Arvizo

            Gavin’s father, David Arvizo, visited Neverland several times in 2000, sometimes with the whole family, other times with just the children. After 2000, the accuser’s parents were divorced, and his mother had custody over him and his older sister and younger brother. In 2002 David Arvizo pleaded no contest to spousal abuse and in 2003 pleaded no contest to child cruelty.[6] After having completed classes in parenting and anger management, David Arvizo applied to have a three-year restraining order against him temporarily lifted, to allow him to see his three children.[6] He claimed he wanted to see for himself how his son’s health was, and hoped to find out whether the boy and Jackson had sexual contact. He blamed his ex-wife for allowing the boy to sleep in the same room with Jackson, and also claimed that she had been in a mental hospital. As of late 2004, David insisted: “My children are routinely rehearsed by their mother Janet to do or say whatever she wishes.”[6]
            [edit] Mother of Gavin Arvizo

            When the Arvizo family and Jackson were on good terms, Janet Arvizo encouraged all the children to call Jackson “Daddy,” even though he had three children of his own.[6] The accuser’s mother, Janet, has been identified as the most problematic of the prosecution witnesses. Before the trial, she had committed welfare fraud. Her behavior of snapping her fingers and staring at the jurors was criticized by jurors after the trial.[14] There were often instances when the court erupted in laughter over her answers.[15] She claimed that she and her family were held against their will at Neverland Ranch. Despite the claim, during their supposed days of captivity, she and her family had gone out to shop at the local Toys R Us, visited the beauty parlor, had braces removed at the dentist, and had gotten visa forms for a trip to Brazil in downtown Los Angeles. Domestic staff testified that the idea that the family were prisoners of Neverland was ludicrous, as there is no fence surrounding the property and opposite the busy main road were two schools. In fact, the housekeeper testified that the Arvizo family enjoyed their stay at Neverland, often at the expense of the host. She insisted that Jackson’s associates wanted to keep them there because of the negative impact of Bashir’s documentary on Jackson’s image, and, due to damage control, that they were forced to stay to film a rebuttal documentary. Her plan to escape Neverland by hot air balloon was met with widespread laughter in the courtroom. She was often unresponsive to questioning, even by the prosecution. She seemed to argue defensively over seemingly small issues, such as whether she had a body wax or only a leg wax. She even accused the defense of altering a receipt for the body wax. Questions were often answered with speeches or catch-phrases, rather than answers. She made repeated use of a few catch phrases, such as “It’s burned inside my memory”, “Money doesn’t buy happiness”,[15] and testified to the sheriff that Jackson wanted to kidnap her and the family with a “hot air balloon”.[16] Janet Arvizo was convicted for welfare fraud in February 2006. She had to serve 150 hours of community service and to pay US $8,600 in restitution.[17]
            [edit] Arrest and investigation
            [edit] Warrant and arrest

            Along with the warrant to search the premises was a warrant for the arrest of Jackson. Jackson was in Las Vegas, Nevada at the time recording a music video for his most recent hit single “One More Chance” from his Number Ones greatest hits album, which had been released at midnight, just hours before the warrants were issued and the allegations broke to the media. On November 20, Jackson flew in a leased jet to Santa Barbara Municipal Airport and surrendered himself to California police. Driven by police to the Santa Barbara County Jail, he emerged from the police vehicle in handcuffs. Many lawyers and Jackson supporters saw it as a police and media attempt to convince the public of Jackson’s guilt, while some saw a racial element to the police’s actions.[6][18][19] He was charged with “lewd or lascivious acts” with a child younger than 14 under section 288(a) of the California Penal Code.

            Jackson posted $3 million bail, later requesting a reduction of that amount. The prosecution opposed this as they argued that Jackson might consider going to live in another country as a fugitive, citing Andrew Luster as an example: he fled to Mexico, notwithstanding his $1 million bail bond. Many argued that Jackson had good reason to be angered at the high level of bail as Phil Spector only had to pay $1 million in his murder trial; the high amount was seen as racist by some.[19] The bail was later ordered returned by the judge after Jackson’s acquittal.[20]

            The Judge was Rodney Melville, 62. Jackson’s lawyers included Mark Geragos, until Jackson replaced his team with Thomas Mesereau Jr., who briefly represented actor Robert Blake. Jackson had been temporarily exempted from the requirement to stay in the US, for a possible trip to Britain ending no later than January 6, but he did not use this exemption. Shortly after being arrested, Jackson was required to surrender his passport to Santa Barbara authorities. At the time of his booking, his weight was measured at 56 kilograms (120 lb), a notably low weight for a 1.8 metre (5 ft11 in) middle-aged man. A series of public vigils to protest his innocence, organized by fans, were held on November 23.

            On November 25, 2003, it was revealed that unknown to Jackson, the private jet that was chartered to take him and his attorney from Vegas to California was secretly wired with recording devices. A third party took recordings on this trip and attempted to sell them to major television and radio networks for an large amount of money; all declined to purchase. A restraining order against the jet company has been issued prohibiting the videotape from being shown to any third parties; a lawsuit demanding $500,000,000 was filed by Jackson’s party against the perpetrators.[citation needed] On November 26, 2003, it was revealed that XtraJet, the company that found the recordings and hidden cameras on Jackson’s plane, on Monday, showed the video to several news organizations on November 24. Fox News Channel reported that the tape shows Jackson calm and relaxed on the plane.[21] Jackson’s legal team (at that point) were awarded $18 million in damages in 2008.[22]
            [edit] Jackson complains against the police

            During a 60 Minutes interview with Ed Bradley, Jackson claimed that he was manhandled by police during his booking. Among other things, he claimed that his shoulder was dislocated, that he was locked in a dirty bathroom for “over 45 minutes”. He also showed the camera clearly visible large bruises on his arm which he said was a result of tight handcuffs. He did not formally file his complaints.

            The Santa Barbara County sheriff released video tape showing Jackson’s arrest. They also released audio tape of his ride into the police station. In it Jackson complains about the handcuffs and is politely told by an officer how he can relieve the discomfort. He is heard to be whistling and he asks for the air conditioning to be turned on; it is. Police allege this proves Jackson’s claims are false, Jackson (and his family) claim that what is being shown is only a biased view of what occurred. California State Attorney General Bill Lockyer ordered an independent investigation into Jackson’s complaints. After interviewing 163 witnesses, the complaints were rejected in August 2004.
            [edit] Charging

            On December 18, 2003, Jackson was charged with seven counts of child molestation and two counts of administering an intoxicating agent, in order to commit that felony, in February and March 2003, all regarding the same boy under 14. The felony complaint stated that Jackson had, on seven occasions, “willfully, unlawfully and lewdly committed a lewd and lascivious act upon, and with, the boy’s body and certain parts and members thereof, with the intent of arousing, appealing to and gratifying the lust, passions and sexual desires” of Jackson and the boy and that this sexual conduct had been “substantial.” Also that, on two of these occasions, Jackson had administered to the boy an intoxicating agent with intent thereby to enable and assist himself to carry out the previously mentioned act. Jackson denied these allegations and said that the sleepovers were non-sexual. He still described the boy on whose statements the accusations were based as “a sweet child”; he said the boy was manipulated by greedy parents.

            At the prosecution’s request the judge issued a gag order which forbade the following parties to talk to the news media; the defendant, the prosecutor, defense counsel, any attorney working in their offices, their agents, staff, experts, any judicial officer or court employee, any law enforcement employee and any agency involved in the case and any persons subpoenaed or expected to testify. The purpose was that people among whom a jury had to be selected were not influenced. However, he would consider proposals to allow either side to answer reporters’ questions about rumors surrounding the case.
            [edit] Arraignment

            Jackson was arraigned on January 16, 2004, at the court in Santa Maria. He was admonished by the judge for turning up 20 minutes late. Jackson was represented by attoney Mark Geragos and Steve Cochran of Los Angeles, Ben Brafman of New York and Robert Sanger of Santa Barbara. He entered a plea of “Not Guilty.” Hundreds of fans and an international media circus surrounded the event, and Jackson responded with a dance atop a parked SUV. Subsequently, police decided to enforce more order from the public for safety reasons. Judge Melville turned down a media request for publication of 82 pages of documents and related tape recordings on the grounds of violation of the parties’ privacy rights and complicating the process of selecting an unbiased jury. It concerned the boy’s accounts of what allegedly happened, interviews with his family, statements made during the child’s psychological counseling and information about the Chandler’s case.
            [edit] Court sessions

            In a court session on February 13, 2004, it was revealed that the defense had just received 400 pages of evidence from the lead prosecutor and that hundreds more were expected. The judge said he wanted the trial to begin before the end of 2004. Both sides agreed that was possible. Jackson was not present. He was also not at sessions where only prosecution witnesses were required to testify, to determine whether there was enough evidence to start the trial itself. In the court session of April 2, 2004, the judge ordered papers to be released from the previous $3 million lawsuit started by the accuser’s family against J.C.Penney department store (see above); Jackson’s defense said they would be used to show Jackson’s innocence. On April 5, 2005, Jackson posted a $3,000,000 bail bond from Plotkin Bail Bonds of Norwalk, California, paying a bond fee of $300,000.[23]
            [edit] Grand jury proceedings and indictment

            Grand jury proceedings (without defense and without judge) in Santa Barbara, starting in March 2004, led to Jackson’s indictment on April 21, 2004. The grand jury was composed of nineteen jurors; the indictment required the votes of at least twelve jurors. Prosecution witnesses testified without defense cross-examination. The judge ruled that witnesses before the grand jury could talk to defense attorneys about their knowledge of the case as long as the witnesses did not tell what they saw in the grand jury room or what questions they were asked and their answers. Many grand jury witnesses were snuck into the building where the grand jury was meeting, sometimes covered in blankets to hide their identities. In February 2005 The Smoking Gun published the Grand Jury transcripts (1903 pages).[24]

            The second arraignment was held on April 30, and was attended by defense counsel Mark Geragos. The new charges, to which Jackson plead “not guilty”, were similar to the earlier ones, allegedly “on or about and between” February 20 and March 12, 2003, but with the addition of conspiracy involving child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion. The first two referred to the allegation that the accuser, although he was free to move within Neverland, was at some stages not allowed to leave the ranch, even when his mother wanted this to occur.

            Mark Geragos and Ben Brafman were replaced by onetime Robert Blake defense attorney Thomas Mesereau. Brafman and Geragos learned of their replacement through telephoned press inquiries. Mesereau, as lead counsel, joined Steve Cochran and Robert Sanger on the defense team. Cochran eventually left the team and Mesereau added Brian Oxman, whom he later had ejected from the courtroom during the trial itself.

            News organizations’ cases for releasing evidence were heard at a hearing on May 28, 2004. The judge refused to release the full indictment or grand jury testimony. On July 28, 2004, judge Melville granted a delay in the trial. On December 3 and 4, 2004, Neverland was searched again.

            Geraldo Rivera, a longtime friend of the Jackson family, explained that Jackson will never have sleepovers with children not related to him again, because he understands that, however innocent his conduct has been, it violates a social norm.
            [edit] Alleged co-conspirators

            The indictment named five alleged co-conspirators (not indicted themselves):

            Frank Tyson (also called Frank Cascio), 23, who was Jackson’s personal assistant, and allegedly threatened the accuser’s younger brother, who was a witness of part of the alleged crimes. Tyson and Jackson were friends since Tyson was a small boy. Tyson’s father was the concierge at a New York hotel where Jackson stayed. After the 1993 allegations, Tyson and his younger brother were seen traveling with Jackson.
            Vince Amen (also called Vinnie), 24, who worked for Jackson’s production company and allegedly held the family at Neverland against their will – was acquainted with Jackson through Tyson.
            Marc Schaffel – producer of the unreleased song What More Can I Give featuring various celebrities on vocals in an attempt to raise funds for disaster relief following the September 11 attacks. His house was searched by the police in 2004.
            Dieter Wiesner
            Ronald Konitzer

            [edit] The trial
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            The jury selection for the trial started on January 31, 2005, and lasted less than a month. Twelve of 200 people were selected for the trial. These 12 jurors were eight women and four men, with eight alternate jurors, consisting of four men and four women. There were no African American jurors in the final jury, though one African American was among the alternate jurors.

            Mesereau and Sanger were trial counsel and handled the witnesses in the trial. Susan Yu and Brian Oxman, until his removal from the courtroom by Mesereau, were present but did not have speaking roles. There were 91 prosecution and 50 defense witnesses, although fewer than planned. Judge Melville allowed Jay Leno, defense witness, to continue making jokes about Jackson and the case as long as they were not related to an incident about which he would act as a witness in the trial.

            Outside the courtroom, there were 2,200 reporters covering the trial, more than the O.J Simpson and Scott Peterson trial combined.[25] Because no television cameras were allowed inside the courtroom, E! and British Sky Broadcasting broadcast a re-enactment of the trial. It aired Monday through Friday at 7:30 and 9:00 pm.

            Bashir refused to answer any question regarding unpublished footage of his documentary, or anything about how it was prepared and produced. This refusal was based on the California Constitution’s journalist shield law and the First Amendment privilege for journalists. Judge Melville decided that the defense could submit a motivated request to Melville to have Bashir return to testify more, against which Bashir could file opposition. Also Melville agreed that before possibly charging Bashir with contempt of court for refusing to answer, Bashir would be heard.

            On March 10, 2005, the judge was about to issue an arrest warrant and forfeiture of the bail, when Jackson was an hour late for the trial (see also WikiNews).

            The accuser’s brother, Star Arviso, testified that on two occasions, from hiding and over the course of a few seconds, he had seen Jackson have outercourse with the sleeping accuser. This accounted for counts 4 and 5. Details of the sexual act on the second occasion contradict what the accuser’s brother told psychologist Katz, according to Katz’ testimony before the Grand Jury. He explained this by saying that there were actually three occasions. What made his testimony weak was that the accuser’s brother admitted in court, that he walked in on Jackson performing the alleged molestation on his brother unnoticed, even while tripping the alarm system in the hallway leading to Jackson’s bedroom. He was the only witness to the alleged molestation, and that on both occasions the alarm to the bedroom went off and Jackson apparently had not heard it. It was pointed out by the defense, that what the accuser’s brother said in court neither matched his words during an interview with the psychologist Stanley Katz nor his statement given in police interviews in 2003: Star Arvizo said in an interview with the psychologist Stanley Katz on May 29, 2003, he witnessed how Jackson placed his hand on his brother’s crotch, above his clothes. On July 7, 2003, during his first interview with sheriff’s investigators, Star’s story changed. He claimed during the first alleged incident Jackson placed his left hand under the front of his brother’s pajama pants. Star Arvizo changed his account a third time in a police interview on August 13, 2003, when he claimed Jackson had placed his hand inside the front of his brother’s boxer short.[26][27]

            However, Jackson staff members gave evidence that the boys had been caught in Jackson’s bedroom on their own and going through his things. The housekeeper Kiki Fournier testified that the guest quarters that were assigned to the boys were trashed by them and at one point the accuser’s brother pointed a knife at her in Jackson’s kitchen.[28]

            During the alleged sexual incidents, Jackson wore underpants, and the accuser wore underpants or pajamas, and according to the accuser they were under the covers. However, according to his brother they were on top of the bed covers. On one brief occasion the accuser and his brother claimed they saw Jackson naked, but both boys described the incident differently. According to Star, Jackson came from the bathroom with an erection, but according to the accuser, Jackson only came up the stairs from the bathroom to the bedroom while unclothed, retrieved something and went downstairs. Despite being prompted by the prosecutor, the boy denied Jackson was in an aroused state, contradicting his brother. Apart from inconsistent details between the two brother’s testimonies, the times and dates of when the alleged acts took place were not confirmed by either boys.

            After leaving Neverland, the accuser told his school administrator that Jackson had not molested him. During the trial, he claimed that this was a lie as he was teased after Living with Michael Jackson aired and reasoned that he didn’t want them to think anything really happened.¨´ What really happened, according to the accuser, is as follows: On one occasion, while both were undercovers in bed Jackson manipulated the accuser’s genitals for about five minutes, causing the accuser to ejaculate (count 2). The next day Jackson started it again (count 3) and also tried to guide the accuser’s hand to Jackson’s genitals, but the accuser pulled away (count 6). The accuser said that he was happy at Neverland, and that only after leaving did he realize he didn’t want to be there anymore.[citation needed]

            Witness George Lopez, who has been a friend of the accuser’s family, gave the family money, but the father kept asking for more. It was alleged by the defense that the family tried to extort money from Lopez, by claiming that Lopez stole $300 from the family. This allegation was used to illustrate a pattern of family behavior. However, the prosecution says these problems were caused by the father, before the divorce.[citation needed]

            House manager Jesus Salas testified that the accuser’s mother was at no time held at Neverland against her will and that she had never complained of her children being taken advantage of at Neverland. The accuser’s mother, Janet Arvizo, took the Fifth regarding welfare fraud she has committed. For that reason the defense asked Melville not to allow her as a witness at all, but Melville ruled that she could testify without being questioned about the fraud. The defense would later have the opportunity to present other evidence for the welfare fraud. This is relevant for the credibility of the witness. She admitted that she had lied under oath in an unrelated court case.[citation needed]

            In May 2005, the witnesses for the defense testified. Closing arguments of both sides were presented, Ron Zonen for the prosecution and Tom Mesereau for the defense, in the beginning of June. The jury reached a verdict of not guilty on all counts and all lesser offenses for those counts, announced at 2:13 pm PDT (21:13 UTC), June 13, 2005.
            [edit] Prosecution witnesses’ credibility

            There is question not only of the credibility of the main accuser, the mother, but also of the many witnesses called to testify in the trial. Prosecution witness Chris Carter, who had been Jackson’s bodyguard from August 2002 – August 2003, was arrested in Las Vegas on February 19, 2005, after police searched his mother’s house and found a handgun, and had been accused of robbing a RadioShack in October 2003, Subway sandwich shop in August 2004, a KB Toys store in January 2005, and a Jack in the Box restaurant in February 2005.

            Another witness, a former maid in Neverland, was convicted of stealing a sketch of Elvis Presley made by Jackson. A housekeeper whose son claims he was molested once sold stories about Jackson to Hard Copy, and a chef was found to be the host of a porn site called Virtual Sin.[29]
            [edit] Jackson’s finances

            The prosecution sought to have Jackson’s financial records exposed in the trial. They claimed that Jackson was a “spendaholic” who was, from 1999 to 2001, spending $35 million a year while earning $11 million to $12 million a year, and as a result was on the brink of bankruptcy. They argued that this could have been a motive for Jackson to resort to the alleged conspiracy to control the public relations damage of the Bashir documentary, and thus control the resulting financial damage. Jackson’s defense questioned the valuations of Jackson’s estate by prosecution experts, citing that their appraisals were conducted on a “when bought” basis and did not include investments in those assets or an “actual market” value. The judge ruled that the prosecution could subpoena the financial records, but that they would only be opened in the trial after he heard testimony that they are relevant. Despite these allegations, according to Forbes, Jackson was still making as much as $75 million a year from his publishing partnership with Sony.[30]
            [edit] Allegations of media bias against Jackson

            MTV has stated that Jackson had to endure “media attacks” throughout his trial.[31] Jane Velez-Mitchell’s journalistic integrity was criticized by American Chronicle several years after the trial, who felt she had an anti-Jackson bias.[32] Maureen Orth, writing for Vanity Fair, produced a series of articles between 1993 and 2005, all attacking Jackson and culminating in a vituperative interpretation of events at the trial of 2005. After Michael Jackson’s death, Ms. Orth defended her position in Vanity Fair.[33]
            [edit] Court dates

            2005:[34]

            January 31 – Jury selection begins.
            February 24 – Jurors and alternates seated.
            February 28, March 1 – Opening statements begin.
            March 1 – Prosecution testimony begins.
            May 4 – Prosecution rests.
            May 5 – Defense testimony begins.
            May 25 – Defense rests/prosecution rebuttal begins.
            May 27 – Prosecution rebuttal ends/defense offers no rebuttal.
            June 1 – Jury gets instructions.
            June 2, June 3 – Closing arguments.
            June 13 – Verdict delivered.

            As of April 15, 2005, all weekdays from February 28, 2005 were court days, except:

            March 31– César Chávez Day (holiday)
            April 6 – funeral of Johnnie Cochran
            May 30 – Memorial Day

            A few court days were without jury and without Jackson. On these days motions were discussed and ruled about. These were on March 11 and 18, and the first part of March 28.

            There were also several days in which Michael Jackson was unable to attend. These are:

            February 15 – Questioning of potential jurors was postponed until February 22, after Jackson was hospitalized with flu like symptoms.
            March 21 – Court was delayed for 45 minutes, after Jackson showed up late again complaining of back trouble. After meeting with attorneys and the doctor, Melville resumed the court into session without threatening to revoke Jackson’s bail.

            [edit] Verdict

            At approximately 2:25pm PDT (21:25 UTC) on June 13, 2005 the jury of the Superior Court of the State of California, held in and for the County of Santa Barbara, determined that Jackson was not guilty of all of the charges with which he had been accused.

          • Betelgeuse

            Michaels dick is bigger than you thought it’d be, isn’t it?

          • Anonymous

            Is this some sort of prank?

            Oh man…you guys got me…but now it makes sense. I mean…no one could be THAT stupid and wrong ALL the time…I should’ve known. “Betelgeuse”. Ha ha, good one guys.

          • Betelgeuse

            Yeah. The jokes on you.

          • Betelgeuse

            Great. Another “musician”?

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kurt-Travis/100000476831764 Kurt Travis

        Have you even seen this band live…how can they suck. There’s so much theory put behind this music, and I know because I’ve covered part of Colors at a point, its really hard…if you think this ISN’T progressive, I have no fucking idea what Dream Theater is…probably country/blues/ambient….

        • Betelgeuse

          That “Great. Another “musician”?” comment was a reply to Kurt. I hit the wrong reply button by mistake. FUCKIN’ WHOOPS.

  • IPlaySpector

    AWWWWW YEAAAAA! Metalsucks is officially my favorite place on the internet. Time to start tabbing…

    • IPlaySpector

      Also, pre-ordering halfway into the first track

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austin-Wells/100000827221296 Austin Wells

        That’s a loyal fan right there. Cheers, man, and enjoy the delicious prog. I sure as fuck am.

  • Kazz

    Just over one track in and it sounds like some of their best material ever.

  • Dustin

    Fucking Incredible.

    Can’t wait till April 26th!

    • Scott

      This is my first show in Lawrence. Hope the music scene is better at KU than in St. Louis!

      • Dustin

        Oh you have NO idea.

        Lawrence is known for their music scene!

  • oldnewtype

    Hell fucking yes, TOTALLY satisfied with this EP…I don’t know how these guys can continue to put out such great music without getting repetitive, but they do.

  • Matt

    For awhile I’ve been kinda burned out on this band but I’m hoping this EP does something to change that. Just started to listen to it so lets see what happens….

  • C W

    Best Thursday ever.
    I’m more pumped than a Jersey Shore bro right now.

  • fearthereapist

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • http://iodicdesign.com Marko Ranđelović

    I only wish your player had a ‘repeat’ option :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Randolph/557263587 Michael Randolph

      your keyboard comes with F5; it’s basically a free “repeat” button :)

  • http://www.myspace.com/thestarsthrewdowntheirspears Tim

    Preordered, bought a ticket. So freaking good.

  • Reznik

    I want it know mom!!

  • Noah

    Tickets. For. ASHEVILLE. Hell yes!

  • everytimeidoug

    It wont play and it’s upsetting me.

  • imronburgundy

    boo no love for their hometown of Charlotte

    • mitil

      agreed!!!

  • everytimeidoug

    WAESOME!

  • colbow

    get your tongues out of btbam’s asses already, it’s getting really awkward how much you praise this overrated band. there music is alright, and they have their moments here and there no doubt. but come on, they are just another band and they are not half as original as you wish. there music is all about showing off how talented and stuff they are.. would that be really what matters? come on!

    • crondom

      Why you mad bro?

    • michron

      Another one? No one cares what you say since music isn’t a competition. But to try to make you think about your opinions- originality doesn’t exist in the context you’re using it as an argument. Everything has connections and roots from something else, and since you can like multiple bands of the same genre it doesn’t even matter.

      Also- band’s that are successful like this don’t sit around when they write and go… hmm how can we make this as hard or technical as we can. It’s clearly not that way, unless you didn’t listen to it. They even said recording this didn’t take long relatively because it wasn’t as technically challenging compared to older stuff.

      • colbow

        I never said anything about technicality, whatsoever. what you said might be right but totally irrelevant.

        I mean, at least to me, talent is about writing GOOD songs and stuff, not playing your ass off. THAT would be technicality but I happen to not give half a shit about technicality in this sense. All I care about is the songs themselves, and how I measure them is this: “is this song something that reaches deep down in my most fundamental instincts and does something to me there”, or something similar.. If yes ( = very few bands), that’s like proof that the band does actually know something about music – because music has very little to do with technicality and very much indeed with emotional effect on the listener, which can hardly be achieved through pure technical awesomeness (it IS possible, but very rareyl – take obscura for a rare example).

        Most of the time btbam’s music doesn’t move anything in me because I feel “it’s so thought out, there is very little instinctive stuff in it”. And remember, I did say they have their moments ( I’m no btbam hater! I do like them, I just don’t see the reason for their commonly agreed position as like the greatest thing that ever happened. I’m not exaggerating, people actually act like they saw it that way!), but I personally think those are lucky coincidences, if you will.
        I am a musician myself and believe me it’s all about the constant searching for the perfect way of expressing something that probably even your very self is unsure about, and it rarely comes across successfully. I feel the same about btbam’s stuff: they are constantly trying, but keep thinking too much and that leads to the core, the meaning of the music, the emotional background fading away most of the time. so, after all, the perfect word that I can describe btbam’s stuff with would probably be “hollow”. That’s by no means used as a pejorative term here, let me remind you. And if you don’t see how I got there, don’t start “umadbro” and stuff, I think I explained it pretty clearly.

        Ah, to hell with it, It all comes down to personal preference, really. to me, “pushed-clever” songwriting is not a definitive value, but the simplest song that can move something inside is. Think of Johnny Cash’s ‘Ring of Fire’ for example. For others, it might be the other way around, and that’s like cool, too.

        • Aether Jake

          You probably shouldn’t listen to metal

          • Oroborus

            I don’t think so, no. It’s all about opinion, what he’s essentially saying is that he doesn’t like the music.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Lewis/1405005400 Brendan Lewis

          Someone has Bieber Fever…

        • Max

          Have you listened to the ending of Selkies? Of White Walls? Of Mordecai or Ad a Dglgmut? You’re a musician, how can you say it does not move anything inside you? Its so beautiful it could make anyone cry… Thats what I like with this band. They can bring any emotion: sadness, joy, fear, rage or anger, all in the same song, everything flowing perfectly. Thats why I think most of us think these guys are genius. My fav albums are Alaska and Colors. I think it went too crazy with TGM and this EP. Theres still good parts, but sometimes its just too dissonant, the heavy parts I mean. The melodic guitar harmony parts are plain missing… Have you listened to Colors from beginning to end? I would doubt it. And if you did, you probably did it only a couple times. This is the kind of music you have to listen more then once to fully understand the subtilities and complexity mixed with beauty and ingeniousity.

    • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Alkahest

      Is it true when they say ignorance is bliss?

      I dunno, you sound pretty mad, bro.

  • Colin

    I never really liked them before, but this cd actually surprised me

  • peepeebottom

    I fucking dig. There has not been a single release by these guys that has disappointed me. Well… The Anatomy Of… but I don’t really consider that a release.

    But yes, fucking amazing.

    My hat is off to the gentlemen in between The Buried and me once again.

  • Howie

    I’m pissed because I went to preorder the CD+T shirt combo and the stupid shipping to stupid Canada was like $30 and I am cheap as hell. Looking forward to listening to the stream once I get out of class though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Oldham/660455995 Jonathan Oldham

      Im listening IN class haha

  • Nick Mendez

    I preordered the album and am vowing not to spoil it (wanting the first listen to be completely fresh, unlike what I did with TGM) and y’all streaming this shit two weeks before it arrives in the mail is killing me.

    • steelhorseclub

      You know your gonna listen to it. Besides, its so dense, as usual, you are gonna have to listen to it a hundred times anyway. ;p

  • Javascript

    Why would you guys support this tour with NO FUCKING PHILLY DATE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCK

    • Ian

      I know!!! I asked Paul he says that they do plan on going to Philly dont worry they will be soon!

  • Skanes

    Inb4 absolute universal acclaim no matter how good or bad this is because it’s BTBAM.

    • Matias

      Too late.

  • EarthIsGay

    I wish bands would give the Twin Cities some love. Minneapolis/St. Paul loves metal!

  • Andrew C.

    It wouldn’t be a BTBAM release if Tommy didn’t mention “comfort” in a song. This is another great piece of work by the band though. Anyone hear the fart yet?

    • ceebes

      lol!

  • Doty

    Closest date to St. Louis is 5 hours away.

    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • Brendan Demeris

      Closest date to Australia is a 20 hour flight away, suck it up princess

  • Camilla

    Haters are gonna hate. But thats okay, we all know who the true Between the Buried and Me fans are. We don’t need assholes like them ruining our musical experience. BTBAM has once again proved themselves with their amazing musicianship.

    • Betelgeuse

      What amazing musicianship? Like I said; ProToolscore.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-Barber/1015688163 Scott Barber

        You have obviously never seen them live…immensely tight.

      • ???

        exactly, all you have to do is type in the notes and out pops out organic phrasing and tones…..no but really ur statement is full of fail

        • Betelgeuse

          Someone’s never recorded before! Don’t worry, it’s not your fault your ignorant as shit if your not a musician. I won’t hold it against you.
          As far as seeing them live…… ………..yeah, I’ll have to take that with a tablespoon of salt.

          • http://www.bitemyfishtank.com bootymetal

            Hmm…I’m a musician, and I don’t record digitally. If you can’t do it on tape, then go blow a winds of plague goat.

          • clrtxf

            U TROLLIN, BRO.

            Seriously. You’re a fucking idiot if you actually believe that PT is the reason they sound like this. And yes, someone has never recorded before! You! (and going into your friend’s shitty studio to put out your EP doesn’t count.)

          • Betelgeuse

            Between the Buried and Me is “Metal by mouse click”. Plain and simple. It’s sounds like it’s been pieced together in a recording program because it HAS been pieced together in a recording program.
            That’s what gets me about shit bands like this. If your going to make a “collage” in the computer, why not be creative about it? Throw in a little ear candy for everyone who’s not an idiot and knows what your doing? This shit’s just as uncreative and lazy as anything I’ve ever run across.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-Barber/1015688163 Scott Barber

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQqskSlM-c here’s a video of them playing at my local venue. what is so “piece by piece” about this performance?

          • clrtxf

            Seriously, you have NO idea about the way things work in a recording studio. THERE IS NO PIECE OF MUSIC that has been recorded in a studio (and commercially released) past the year 1992 probably where there haven’t been edits, inserts, etc. all the fuck over the track. So what if you want to make your shit sound good in the studio, what the hell is wrong with that? Also, they can play everything fine live so I don’t know what your deal is and where your animosity towards this band comes from.

          • Adam

            Betelgeuse you are either absolutely a troll or have no fucking idea what you are talking about. GTFO.

          • Betelgeuse

            Hey, I can’t help the fact you guys don’t know anything. That’s on you, not me.

          • clrtxf

            I have a really hard time believing that you aren’t trolling. Like the other guy you argued with I have a degree in Music Production & Engineering. I just really feel like you can’t be a troll.

          • ???

            No,im a musician and ive recorded and im aware of the process that goes into it, if ur saying the band should just record the whole album in a single take like a jam band than thats your opinion, but when ur putting together precise pieces with diverse tones, then of course your gonna put it together in different parts, it’s not a big deal because they pull off their songs seamlessy in live shows, but it probably wont matter to you since youve been trollin this page like a bitch since the stream started

          • Betelgeuse

            HAAAAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAA!!!!

            I just watched the video Scott posted the link to! Thanks for making my point for me ,dude! !!!!!!!! Seamlessly my ASS!!!!
            Apparently everyone who comments on MetalSucks has a “degree in Music Production & Engineering”. Um……make shit up much?
            And no, I’m not saying a band could (or should) record a song in a single take. What I’m saying Is BTBAM uses modern recording techniques as a crutch to the detriment of the creativity in their “music”. Just like a lot of other bands that suck. Like Linkin Park. You can NOT tell me this band doesn’t rely HEAVILY on a recording program to write and edit their songs. I CAN FUCKING HEAR IT! If you CAN’T…….that’s your problem.
            That’s where you guys blow my mind. Do you REALLY think this band writes together in a room? That all the arrangements, tones and every little note are worked out BEFORE they enter a studio to record? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!?
            They enter with a handful of ideas, record those ideas, and work from there to complete the album. And that’s the crutch. It’s a lot easier to “point and click” than it is to hammer out an arrangement with four other guys live. It’s completely uninspired and lazy. These guys don’t love music, they love not having day jobs. That’s why this band (and many others like them) sucks. I don’t know how you guys don’t see that.
            Sorry, I’m just trying to help.

          • alex

            who fuckin cares how they make the music? I still think the end result sounds god.

          • Betelgeuse

            Yeah, who cares? Sounds about right.

          • alex

            i meant to say good not god and Betelgeuse when you say sounds about right i’m not sure what you’re implying

          • Betelgeuse

            Let me ask everyone here which was easier: writing Reign in Blood or learning to play it after the fact? A price can’t be put on creativity.

          • Betelgeuse

            I meant to say “someone learning to play it after the fact”.

          • Betelgeuse

            Let me put it another way…..when I listen to BTBAM all I hear is a group of guys putting in the bare minimum. The easy path taken. Whatever got them back fastest to something they’d rather be doing. This isn’t passionate music made by artists who love what their doing. This is cookie cutter shit made by lame assholes who don’t really care. They just phone the songs in over and over.
            So yeah. They suck dick. Sorry.

          • Slayer is crap

            Reign in Blood sucks and Slayer is overrated is shit. Seriously some of the worst metal I’ve ever listened to. God, it’s just unlistenable. And, yeah, I get the nostalgia factor for some people. One of the first albums that got you into metal, and blah blah blah. There’s just so much out there now that is FAR AND AWAY better than Reign in Blood, like this, what’s the point of even listening to that dreck anymore?

          • Betelgeuse

            That wasn’t even the point. You need work on those comprehension skills!

      • clrtxf

        FINALLY! THAT! Is a valid opinion. I have NO problem whatsoever with your thoughts that they phone it in. Although I still disagree, that at LEAST is a valid argument on their part. Also, maybe it’s weird that you run in to two guys on this forum that have degrees in MP&E but I promise you that is the case for me. And I also promise you that going through that program at Berklee is a piece of shit. But I have NO problem with you stating your opinion when you don’t base their “sucking” off of pro-tools, especially because I am not in any means a fanboy of this band. Anyway, when you put your opinion in a not non-sensical context Im fine with it, agree to disagree whatever who gives a fuck, etc. WHATEV DAWG S’ALL GOOD WEN u DON’T BLAME PT!

        • Betelgeuse

          I NEVER blamed Pro Tools. I blamed the band for the way they use Pro Tools (or whatever platform they use) as a crutch to get out of putting in any actual effort or creativity into their music. Pro Tools IS the reason I have to sift through so many shit “artists” to get to any good stuff though. Do I HATE that it’s so easy to record an album that can be passed off as professional now? Yeah, I kinda do. Do I hate albums by bands that wouldn’t exist without the aid and clean editing capabilities of Pro Tools? Most of them, yeah. And BTBAM albums are high on that list.
          Are there artists who use modern recording programs creatively? Sure there are! But most bands use them the way BTBAM does. To skimp on the hard work of song writing and the artistic process.
          But, hey! What the fuck do I know, right? I’ve only been working on my first record since 2000.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Sterling-Rice/1030080162 James Sterling Rice

            but y u mad tho

          • Betelgeuseisretarded

            Betelgeuse you are just dumb. You clearly have no clue what you’re talking about and you insist that someone you do not know is lying about their degree even when everything he said was 100% accurate. You dont have to like the band, but they work damn hard on their music and for you to say they dont is flat out retarded. Ive seen them live, and like any musicians, they did mess up, but nobody notices because they continue playing as if nothing happened.. as good musician do. To criticize this band because they use protools is dumb too because a shit ton of artist use protools. You may just be jealous that youve been working on a shit album since 2000 and they have put out many albums since then. You clearly dont understand that when recording, you do it one instrument at a time, piece by piece, so that you dont get the interference. you want an album to be as clear as possible and for some reason you do not understand what everyone is trying to tell you. At this point you are’nt ignorant, because youve been told, you are just hard headed and stupid.

          • Betelgeuse

            I didn’t “criticize this band because they use protools”. I criticized the band for the WAY they use Pro Tools. As far as whatever else you said………I’m not reading all that shit. Sorry.

            Your a fucking idiot. Go wast your time on that.

  • Daris Parker

    This album is an absolute beast.

  • Driven9

    yep BTBAM kicks serious fucking ass. thanks for the stream MS!

  • Kurt Hansen

    where’s the Minnesota love :(

  • Tronhmmaer

    Fucken awesome, sooooo stoked \m/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jordan-Salfity/100001923261907 Jordan Salfity

    Another amazing release from this band. They continue to branch out and keep things fresh and exciting.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Skylar-Strange/1095951788 Skylar Strange

    Just as I suspected; this EP fucking owns.
    April 15th can’t come soon enough.

  • JM

    I don’t understand why people like this band so much. I think their music lacks passion. It’s too contrived. The heavy parts aren’t heavy enough to make me want to jump around. The melodic segments are quite pretty, but nothing I haven’t heard before, done better. They just manage to make smooth transitions from one uninspired melody to another. They clearly are talented musicians. Unfortunately they are also lousy songwriters.

    • Master Shake

      kind of feel that way about these songs in particular. there are so many parts but nothing ever happens

    • JM

      One more thing. How is this music original or unique? It sounds like a compilation of styles already popularized by other bands. Some Atheist here, some Death there, add a bit of Opeth and sprinkle it with parts taken from a few other bands and voila! You have a BTBAM song. What are these guys bringing to the table? The ability to cram a lot of “borrowed” styles into one song? What exactly is THEIR musical style?

      • Betelgeuse

        Dude, they TOTALLY have a musical style!!! It’s called “obsessive compulsive editing in a sequencer window on a laptop in your parents basement”.

        • michron

          matt s. is betelgeuse is JM is master shake is colbow.

          • JM

            I said: “they are talented musicians”. Betelgeuse wrote: “what amazing musicianship? Like I said; ProToolscore”. We are not even like-minded and you are claiming we are the same person?

          • colbow

            michron, your remark is just seeing things into things – and I suppose that’s the very reason for you defending btbam so much…

          • Betelgeuse

            Michron is weak minded. This is how the weak mined think. They try to remove all complexity so things appear to be just black and white. It’s very “child like” and sad.
            And the same could be said for most of the people posting on this site. Everyone’s looking for a “bandwagon” to jump onto. That’s the only way to really explain all this worship for BTBAM. Which if your not thirteen, there’s no excuse for. Between the Buried and Me are pure boring shit. Enjoy your love for this band while it lasts. People used to love Limp Bizkit too.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Boyer/737680883 Chris Boyer

            lol, Betelgeuse, you realize by saying that not everything is black and white, it completely invalidates your argument that BTBAM sucks? It’s subjective, and everybody here is wasting there time with these dumbass remarks.

          • Betelgeuse

            Yeah! Wasted their time!

        • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Alkahest

          Quit pretending that you know what you’re talking about, when you clearly don’t.

          They recorded this with David Gotrill (sp?), who has produced albums for Muse, Tool, and King Crimson. You think a man of his clout would slap a seal of approval and production credit for a band that didn’t know what they were doing? Please. Anyone that has seen this band perform live knows that they know what they’re doing.

          • Betelgeuse

            “They recorded this with David Gotrill”. You ARE trying to defend the band, right?

          • Irrational Gaze

            Bottrill** he’s too good of a producer to mispell his name : /

          • Betelgeuse

            :-0

      • SuperTylerRPG

        So every band needs to invent a musical style when they play music? Think of any band in the world and I’m sure someone could name for you at least 3 bands that played a direct influence on their style. No one does anything unique or “original” like you all are bitching about. Music today is an amalgamation of older styles, and we as listeners get to pick and choose what we want. If you hate it, learn to play an instrument and make your own damn music, which will then be critiqued and called unoriginal.

        • Oroborus

          Of course, the music doesn’t have to be original to be good. What these fellows are saying is that fans of Between the Buried and Me say it’s original.

    • Jaydos

      Alright then, Elton John

  • koozy

    the dopeness this is

  • DylanGypsy

    I thought this EP was quite sensational. I don’t know how people aren’t moved by the melodic vocals and riffs, but that’s their sad loss. This is not garbage by any stretch of the mind. Not one band sounds anything like them and its incredibly difficult to come up with music, in this prog-metal style. Exquisite

  • John

    BEST PIECE OF MUSIC TO EVER REACH MY EARS…WOW!! I AM GOING TO BUY THIS TO SUPPORT THE BAND, AND THIS WILL BE THE FIRST CD I BOUGHT IN A LONG LONG TIME!

  • alex

    I especially like the 3rd song.

  • Taintraker

    Decent music, terrible vocals.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ashtin-Arner/1611300785 Ashtin Arner

    I think I hears me a tad bit of Cynic influence, folks.

    • swabby

      I saw Cynic live with BTBAM last year, it was quite amazing and both bands are really great.

  • Subi5150

    To all of the haters on this page: when you guys are writing music that sets the studio and stage ablaze, great for you, but until then keep your mouths shut and pass the mic to someone who’s got something positive to say. This music isn’t for everyone. Enjoy the sounds or move the fuck on. Plain and simple.

    • Oroborus

      Childish argument taken straight off Youtube. You probably think you’re superior for listening to BtBaM, too.

  • Rebecca Black

    Fuck you all, this is awesome. And it’s Friday assholes.

    • buffer

      lelelelolz

  • keith spooner

    Holy Fucking shit..how good is this they are on Fire …i fucking love this band so much..x

  • Dave Davids

    Some heated comments in here eh.

    The word “technical” has cropped up a few times (and often does in discussions about metal bands) and I’m wondering how a lot of people define the word ‘technical’ when it comes to music. It seems that it tends to be used as a way of saying something requires a lot of playing skill, normally taken to mean it is “fast” and “complex” or difficult to play (though for the person playing it it’s probably quite easy).
    So, what’s your definition of ‘technical’?

  • Marchosias

    I already paid for this. I will wait to hear it. Had I not already preordered, I would listen and then buy, because it’s BTBAM. Have bought ALL BTABAM except the greatest hits. I mean, come on, I have all their albums, leave that for the noobs.

    • Betelgeuse

      Yeah, leave that for the noobs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Francis-Nadeau/660033268 Francis Nadeau

    I don’t care about the BTBAM haters, if you don’t like it, don’t listen to it!!

    Vos yeules tabarnak!!!

    • Max

      Ouin pi calice y viennent même po a Québec. (Québec city j’parle. Sinon faut que jaill a montréal un mercredi sa fait chier mais jpense que jvo y aller quand même…)

  • Walker

    April 15th. BTBAM plays NY. April 15th is also girlfriends bithday. I hate you BTBAM, could’nt have picked ANY other day.

  • Seth

    Have it on pre-order, soooooo glad I do.

  • Steve

    I WANT MORE! MORE! …sorry, forgive my INFORMAL GLUTTONY

  • PrimalDirective

    Specular Reflection – 8:58
    Dude what?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Edoardo-Talenti/1085713609 Edoardo Talenti

    I loved “Scurrilous” and “Digital Veil” but this killed them both in a couple minutes…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Lorito/1022860500 Matt Lorito

    This albums sucks a big fat dick, April Fools. I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT!

  • yzermantiis

    Are you still mad bro???

  • alex

    I don’t care how this music was made, how technical it is or whether its fashionable to like his band. When I first listened to these guys I had no idea who they were or that they were held in high regard. I just thought “Hey this is pretty good I’ll have to hear some more”. This is good because it has screams and electric guitar and interesting lyrics. To be honest thats really all i need.

  • yzermantiis

    Really? Your done?? YOU PROMISE?!?!

    • Betelgeuse

      It’s the “reply” button you were looking for.

  • yzermantiis

    Soooo………your not done……

    • Betelgeuse

      It’s still the “reply” button your trying to click there, guy. C’mon……..you can do it…….it’s…right….there….

  • joviejov

    you know whats weird? the first time i listened to this, i was a little bit dissapointed
    but now im making my second listen
    AND HOLY SHIT
    btbam was just playing april fools jokes on my earpussys

    they will always be my favorite band of all time

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanner-Westhomas/1506171449 Tanner Westhomas

    NOT WORKINGZ

  • anonymous

    if you dont understand the musicianship of this music, you are deaf.

    • Betelgeuse

      Yeah! “You are deaf!”

  • Mike

    Straight up Frank Zappa of our time. These guys are amazing.

    • Fuso

      lol … as much as i LOVE LOVE LOVE zappa and BTBAM … dont think you can even compare the two … zappa is and always will be in a league of his own !

  • http://metallattorney.blogspot.com Metallattorney

    I was not really familiar with this band before so I tried listening to this. I didn’t make it through the first song. I do not see the appeal here.

    • Betelgeuse

      Because there is no appeal. It’s all just a bunch of rehashed and regurgitated music from other bands. Worst of all, it’s boring.

      • anonymous

        TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL

        • Betelgeuse

          I like that if you disagree with someone on this site you must automatically be a “troll”.
          That being said I’ve got this “anonymous” pretty much shitting himself every time he opens his email. Have fun, guy. I know I am.

          • Anonymous

            No…you don’t. Because I actually know what I’m talking about. You don’t.

            But at this point, I’m starting to wonder if I should feel bad because I’m pretty sure you have Asperger’s.

          • Betelgeuse

            You should feel bad…….with all that shit in your pants.

      • Anonymous

        OH! Okay, I see now. You don’t have Asperger’s. You’re a 5-year-old. That explains the childish and stubborn behavior, the poor reading and spelling, the lack of knowledge/logic/reasoning, and the not at all witty/smart comebacks!

        My bad.

        • Betelgeuse

          You can explain everything! Good for you, shit pants!

          • Anonymous

            Oh you…ha ha ha. Such sad attempts at insults…but oh well.

            By the way, you frequently spell “you’re” and “waste” incorrectly. Which is funny, because the two of those words together is a sentence I’d use to describe you.

          • Betelgeuse

            Really, shit pants? You don’t say…….

          • Anonymous

            Ha ha, wow guy. Wow…

          • Betelgeuse

            That’s the same thing your sister said, shit pants!

          • Anonymous

            Fascinating…

          • Betelgeuse

            Shit pants, you do realize that I’ve COMPLETELY DESTROYED you here, right? C’mon……girl you know it’s truuuuue…..

            I’m sooooo loving this! I slapped that dick right out of your mouth! You really should be thanking me!

            I’m immortal. I TOATALLY fucked RoflmyWofls dead mother. I can do this FOREVER.

          • Anonymous

            Blah blah blah…

            How are your remedial classes going?

          • Betelgeuse

            Why are you asking me? You’re the one who who just got taken to school, shit pants!

          • Anonymous

            So you’re not doing well then? That’s too bad.

          • Betelgeuse

            I like how I’ve got you answering to “shit pants” now! Bow down, turd!

          • Anonymous

            Shocking…edgy…*yawn*

          • Betelgeuse

            Is that the way people react when you try to play off shitting your pants as “performance art”? Dude, you’re TOTALLY like GG Allin now! Except no ones afraid of you. At least not me anyway.

            Continue to bow, shit pants. I’m into this.

          • Anonymous

            Man you’re boring…learn a new trick…

          • Betelgeuse

            Now you’re quoting your boyfriend about your performance in bed?!? Now THAT’S embarrassing!

            DAMN, SHIT PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • Anonymous

            Ooo…oww…didn’t see that one coming…oh no…however will I recover…*yawn*

          • Betelgeuse

            Still quoting your boyfriend? Nasty!

            And why do you keep “yawning”? I’m guessing draining your boyfriends nuts make you sleepy or something?

          • Anonymous

            Just stop already. I’m tired of it. All you’re doing now (and pretty much all you’ve been doing for a while) is insulting me for no reason. It wasn’t funny or clever the first time, but that’s beside the point.

            I just came to this website to read news about some of the bands I enjoy. That’s all.

            Just leave me alone.

          • Betelgeuse

            “Just stop already. I’m tired of it”? That boyfriend shit, still?!?

            C’MON SHIT PANTS!!!!! DON”T CRY!!!!!!

          • Anonymous

            Dude, I’m being serious. I don’t want to argue with you. I just want you to leave me alone. All you’re doing is picking on the people who rightfully came to this page to enjoy listening to BTBAM.

            I’m not trying to get you to leave the website. I’m not trying to antagonize you. I just want you to stop insulting me and just let me (and the rest of us) enjoy the website and music and band without being talked down on/insulted.

            Just leave me alone. I don’t see what’s so difficult with that.

          • Betelgeuse

            Awwww poor widdle shit pants! BOO HOO HOO!!!! I’m picking on hims!!

            WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

            FUCK YOU, LITTLE BITCH.

            You don’t HAVE to reply. You want me to leave you alone? BOW OUT.

            Go enjoy your your shitty ProToolscore band. NO ONES STOPPING YOU.

            YOU WILL BOW OUT BECAUSE I WILL NEVER STOP.

          • Anonymous

            Why can’t you just be a decent human being? I’m not even asking you to admit you’re wrong (which you are). I’m just asking you to stop insulting me. All you have to do is stop talking to me. That’s all. I mean jeez…it takes less effort to NOT talk to me than it does for you to write some rude, uncalled for comment.

          • Betelgeuse

            Nah, fuck you. I’m 100% right, you piece of shit. Have been the whole time. BTBAM are “metal by mouseclick”. Prove me wrong.

            You will get tired and stop.

            Bend to my will, shit pants.

            Or cry some more, I like that too!

            WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
            WAA*
            WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

          • Anonymous

            First of all, you have been wrong this entire time.

            Second, why do you do this? Honestly…I’m just trying to read the website without being bullied and tormented. Seriously…what you’re doing isn’t cool.

          • Betelgeuse

            Who do you think you’re kidding? No ones BULLYING or TORMENTING you, asshole. BOW OUT. DON’T REPLY.

            I SEE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO!
            IT WON’T WORK!
            I’M SMARTER THAN YOU, SHIT PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

            Is this how BTBAM fans act in the face of a “challenge”? When the criticism gets hard to endure they roll over and cry like bitches, hoping the site administrators will come kick me off like the “big bad wolf”. Fuck you, pussies.

            You’d better hope they do. That’s the only way you’ll get the last word. I PROMISE.

          • Betelgeuse

            I’m still so fucking 100% right, I can hardly stand it.

            Did you give it up, dipshit? And NO, I don’t mean TO your boyfriend.

          • Dormin

            dude get a life.

          • Betelgeuse

            A BTBAM fan telling someone to get a life?

            Pot: “Yeah, get a life, you black kettle!”

          • Dormin

            and your obviously stupid enough to jump to the conclusion that I’m a BTBAM fan.

          • Betelgeuse

            Then you’re “obviously stupid enough” to try to argue with someone who agrees with you about BTBAM. Who needs to “get a life” again, black pot?

          • Dormin

            first of all, i DON’T agree with you, that is what you would call a false dichotomy. Second, i was simply pointing out that your a douche bag. our opinions on the subject have no bearing on that fact. even if we did agree on the subject i try to be decent enough to post my opinion without attempting to create conflict. you on the other hand create conflict for the fun of it, and it looks like that last post was sent at like 3 in the morning. anyone that stays up until 3 in the morning just to disagree with people has some problems. THAT is why you have no life. Also I didn’t see any attempt at argument in my last post. sorry about the long explanation.

          • Betelgeuse

            I’m not going to bother to read what you wrote as I imagine it’s probably just you explaining how good you think semen tastes and how you can’t seem to ever get enough. Wait, I think I saw a “three” in there somewhere…………is that how many guys you can fit in your mouth at once or something? Ah, never mind. I really couldn’t care less.

            That sure seems like a long reply for someone who doesn’t need to “get a life” though. You get that, right?

          • Dormin

            it actually took about five minutes. not sure why you don’t want to read my last post. well… that’s a lie. we both know EXACTLY why your not reading it. fair enough. at this point I’m done with you anyway. I thought you would have something interesting to say, but I was wrong. I’ll keep reading your posts, and if you say something interesting I’ll consider responding. do what you want.

          • Betelgeuse

            Dude I don’t CARE how many guys you can fuck at once!!!! Quit bragging, it doesn’t impress me!

  • Fuso

    Betelgeuse … you’re most definitely more annoying then the plague of hemorrhoids my anus has succumbed to as of late … just stfu no one cares about your opinion … well atleast i dont … so … STFU !!! your like that annoying cum-dumpster that never goes away

    • Betelgeuse

      Another one who can’t find the reply button? C’mon man…..

      As far as “anuses succumbing” and “cum-dumpsters” go…….I’ll let your boyfriend handle all that.

      • Adam

        lolol, dude you’re such a joke, and Fuso is right, no one gives a fuck about your opinion. You’re worse than a troll, clinging to a page that you keep coming back to even though you “hate” the content.

        • Betelgeuse

          Looks like someone “gives a fuck about my opinion” !

          Lets see…….how do I explain this to an idiot……..
          I don’t “hate” the contents of this page I “hate” BTBAM. I don’t really know how much clearer that could be…..

          It also looks like I’m not the only one who’s “clinging” to this page, as you put it. If I’m a “troll” and “worse than a troll” then WHY do you all keep “coming back” and replying? Who’s the “joke” again?

          I’m having a ball! I’ll be waiting for your replies. You pieces of shit can’t seem to stop yourselves.

          • alex

            Betelgeuse I must say that although your opinions are retarded at best this whole argument is still highly entertaining to read.

          • Betelgeuse

            I just took a bow.

            BTBAM still suck donkey dicks.

          • neutralwayneutral

            After reading the ENTIRE comment stream, I’ve got a few questions for you, “Betelgeuse”

            What kind of music do you actually listen to?
            -Recommend a few albums/artists

            I didn’t post to argue anything, I’m really just curious why you spent so much time arguing the same point with various BTBAM fans?
            -You should know now that any valid point you might make will only be considered to a certain extent by them; beyond that they’d think themselves disloyal to the band for agreeing with any of your “slander” and “blasphemy”.

            Finally, are you a member of BTBAM?
            -I wouldn’t be surprised unless you claimed that you were Tommy Rogers.

            To everyone else: I got some good laughs out of all the arguments, but be careful, fanboys your age could have an aneurysm from all that stress.

          • RoflmyWofl

            LOLOLOLOL

            I remember betelgeuse from 4chan… He could never win a troll fight on there, I think he got banned for cp

          • Betelgeuse

            I remember your mom. From last night.

          • Betelgeuse

            In response to neutralwayneutral:

            I’ve put up a couple of responses to “the music I listen to” question. Someone at MetalSucks keeps taking them down. It always says my comment is “pending moderation” after I post it. Then it disappears. I have NO idea why. There’s nothing in the content I could think of that would warrant removal. So fuck it.

            Why do you think I’ve spent “so much time”? There was another guy saying that I spent “all my time trolling MetalSucks” also. I only have around fifty comments so far. I spend about one or two minutes on each reply (most of the time less). Maybe five for the longer ones. That’s maybe an hour or an hour and a half (spread over time) that I’ve spent replying since the post went up. MAYBE two hours. That doesn’t seem like a lot of time to me.

            The reason I reply is because I’m right. But also because there’s this constant dick sucking on this site for a band I find extremely mediocre. You want to suck a bands dick? That’s fine! Go suck a good bands dick!

            I’m here to slap BTBAMs dick out of their mouths.

          • RoflmyWofl

            My mom is Jesus? Or did you raise her from the dead? If so thank you so much. If you can raise people from the dead then you must be able to do anything else, with that said, for the rest of my life I’m going to base my opinion on what you think and no one else. I mean you must be right about everything seeing how you can bring people back to life. So instead of having my own “original” thoughts, I’m going to conform to the way you think, and in this case you want me to have the same “original” idea that you have about music needing to be “original”.

            But wait, then our thoughts would be the same, making them not original. Which would mean you couldn’t have brought my mother back to life. No, infact, it probably makes you’re the one that killed her in that car accident 3 years ago.

            I can’t believe I ever considered to live my life and believe everything the way you want me to when you’re the one who murdered my mother to begin with you bastard.

            (everything I just wrote was more logical than any “original” thought you’ve ever had betelgeuse”

          • Betelgeuse

            Dude…….original sin………I TOTALLY fucked your dead mom!

            Cum to me, my son…….

          • RoflmyWofl

            But the guy killed my mom had his penis ripped off by his car door, so I don’t know how you would have fucked my dead mother’s ashes

          • Adam

            LOL!! I’m coming back because I enjoy listening to this music, you are coming back to argue with fans of this band, who’s really pathetic here?

          • Betelgeuse

            “The guy who killed my mom had his penis ripped off by his car door, so I don’t know how you would have fucked my dead mother’s ashes.”

            That’s an AWESOME reply! I’m being completely serious! I’m going to try to keep this going…..

            Yeah, duh. I fucked your moms ash ghost with my ghost cock. Don’t you know how spectral fucking works?

          • Betelgeuse

            Who’s pathetic, you ask? Definitely you. You claim to “not give a fuck about my opinion”. Yet here you are! READING my posts! What could be MORE pathetic?

          • RoflmyWofl

            But spectre sex only works if the person who died was a virgin, that means you penis never got any while it’s alive… so we have 2 options here

            1. you’re lying about having sex with my mother completely

            2. My mother was a virgin, thus making me Jesus

            also, If I’m Jesus then my opinion is 100% correct, and I say that that BTBAM is amazing, the only better artist is Rebecca black who put her parents last $2000 into a recording session with Ark Music. Now that takes passion and commitment

          • Betelgeuse

            You forgot the third option: We’re the same person. But we exist in two different dimensions occupying the same space, but 100% polarized from each other. In this scenario you fucked your dead mother as well. We’re also our father. We’re also dead and alive AT THE SAME TIME! Because of the polarization, you see.

          • RoflmyWofl

            except last time I checked (bout 2 mins ago), I have a physical penis, so that can’t be an option, also if we were the same person as well as our own father, there would have to be time travel involved, and if you say you believe that 88 mph bull shit then gtfo.

            anyways, no matter how you try to spin this I will win, because I still have a penis, and it has been inside a woman, it’s to bad you never got to use your’s, sex is really fun.

          • Betelgeuse

            We’re almost in agreement. I’m dead, right? “Betelgeuse”? Get it? I can’t DIE. I’m already dead. So yeah, your mom slobbed my ghost knob. And I pounded that burnt up cunt into such a fine cloud of aerosolized skank that it floated backwards through time, inseminating your then living mother with you. Your the alive “me”, get it?

            Leave all the thinking to me. All the complex cognitive ability is apparently polarized to my side of the dimension right now.

            That’s why when I say BTBAM suck, I’m right.

          • RoflmyWofl

            Except I have the balls in this one person relationship, and I’m not gonna listen to some big ass nebula with no life. My opinion is better than your’s. You need to realize that you’re a shoulder and no one cares about you… oh, and you’re poor

          • Betelgeuse

            Yeah…….but they’re so small. I’ve got the heavy set. C’mon. Shouldn’t the nebula always know what’s best and what’s true? In the “greater scheme of things”? What does opinion really mean in the context of science and the natural universe? Facts are facts. Like the fact that BTBAM are shit. Your opinion can’t exist outside of natural law, can it?

            Of course I’m poor. You can’t take it with you. That doesn’t apply to your dead moms hot ash ass. I took that all with me. If you know what I mean. ;-)

  • Sam

    Why no Florida?!!!!!
    Atlanta is closest to me……and it’s still 6 hours away!!
    And don’t think I’m not considering driving it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Juan-Manuel-Talamantes/100000180914332 Juan Manuel Talamantes

    pure geniuses

    • Betelgeuse

      I’m taking another bow now.

      I wish BTBAM were “pure geniuses” instead of pure shit. Oh well.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Votypka/541093131 Jonathan Votypka

        For the love of God, do you ever shut up? I mean, I read the comments to see people’s opinions on the music and to acknowledge different perspectives, but holy shit man, give it a rest. Everybody gets it. You hate “ProToolscore” bands, and you consider BTBAM to be one of them. Just stop clogging up the page with your irrelevant insults…

        • Betelgeuse

          I like how you’re responding to a comment I left on the fourth. You’re a bit of a “slow reader”, huh?

          Who gives a fuck what you read the comments for? I know I don’t.

          And if what I’m saying is so “irrelevant” then why are you replying to one of my comments? You want me to “shut up” or “give it a rest” and then engage me? Someone still doesn’t “get it”.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonathan-Votypka/541093131 Jonathan Votypka

            Slow reader? If that’s what you want to call it. I call it only bothering to read the comments every now and then.
            As to why I commented:
            Dude. It’s just annoying seeing you post insults every few comments. If you were still giving examples of WHY BTBAM wasn’t worth listening to, then sure. But then you were talking about spectral dicks somewhere. And I won’t clog up the comments anymore by responding after this. So go ahead and muck up the column if you feel that desperate for attention.
            Just thought I’d let you know how annoying it is when there is nothing in your posts but insults.

          • Betelgeuse

            Hey, guess what? I’m annoying you? I actually LIKE annoying you! That’s what I’m here for!

            I’m “desperate for attention”? Who’s the one giving it to me?

            You seem really stupid.

            You “won’t clog up the comments anymore by responding after this”?
            I’ll be waiting for your reply, as you idiotic BTBAM fans can’t seem to stop yourselves…….

  • RoflmyWofl

    Betegeuse’s favorite band

  • Lucifer

    reads this article….cums in pants with excitement

  • Bach

    just compare dicks and settle this arguement already i should not have signed on for notifications from this post.

    • Betelgeuse

      You can unsubscribe, you know. I’m pretty sure it’s at the bottom of every comment “up date”. I plan on being the last man standing. I’m NEVER going to stop.

  • Eric

    Whether or not Betelguese is a person, retarded person, troll, or a pile of shit (my vote), I still don’t understand why anyone is responding. His logic and reason are just the opposite of, well.. logic and reason. Nothing he has sited can be taken seriously and we are all posting on a FUCKING METAL FORUM. Besides this post, I have ignored him ever since he came up on here. He doesn’t matter, this argument doesn’t matter, and BTBAM is king.

    • Betelgeuse

      Hey, check out the will power on……this……guy…..

      Couldn’t resist, huh? HAD to put in your two cents, didn’t you?!? Dance puppet!!! Dance!!!

      I’ll be waiting for your reply……….

  • Betelgeuse2 – the revenge

    Betelgeuse SUCA sempre!!!

    BTBAM, one of the best band ever!

    • Betelgeuse

      One of the best “band” ever? Heeheehee.

  • Betelgeuse

    I, BADASS MOTHERFUCKER, DEFEATED ALL THE BTBAM FANS ON METALSUCKS!!! YOU’RE ALL PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN IT GOT HARD, ALL YOU PIECES OF SHIT BAILED ON YOUR BAND!!!! WAY TO GO, ASSHOLES!!!!!!! NONE OF YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY COMMITMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’M THE LAST MAN STANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    MY ARGUMENT PREVAILS!!!!!! I’M EXACTLY FUCKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!

    BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME SUCK COCK!!!!!!!!!!!

    EAT IT, TURDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Eric

      you really are quite a good troll dude, my first instinct was to defend everyone for supposedly “bailing on our band”.

      • Betelgeuse

        Your first instinct wasn’t to turn around and bury your head in your boyfriends lap? Then have a good cry while he boned the shit out of your tonsils? C’mon, admit it……………you’re a BTBAM fan, after all.

        • Betelgeuse

          COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          BRING IT PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          I’LL DESTROY YOU ALL, ONE BY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • alex

            Betelgeuse at this point I actually have serious concerns about your mental health. Thats not an insult or a joke. I mean disliking BTBAM and having fun trolling is one thing but you’re starting to seem like an actual crazy person. Do you honestly think you’ve won some kind of victory by insulting bloggers on a website. I’m pretty sure BTBAM will keep touring/making music/pulling in fans regardless of what you say or do.

          • Betelgeuse

            Another poor little BTBAM fan crying about something?

            WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

            Yeah, your right. BTBAM will keep producing various colored turds. I never said they wouldn’t.

            I won. You lost.

            U MAD?!?

          • alex

            I’m not upset in the slightest. I could care less about you’re opinion. How have you won anything? You haven’t changed anybodies minds about BTBAM. I still love them. Why do you even care so much? I’m merely trying to make you see what a fool you’re making of yourself. You basically a skidmark on the underwear of life.

          • Betelgeuse

            You’re not upset? Thou dost protest too much! You sure seem to reply a lot for someone who “could care less about my opinion”.

            The reason you “care” is because you know I’m right about your shit band. Otherwise you’d truly wouldn’t care, and would ignore me. The truth is you know my opinion is superior to yours and 100% valid. So did everybody else here. You’ve failed as fans to stick it out for your band. You lost because you all gave up. You’re fucking losers. And your band sucks cock. Just like I said.

            Who here is the “fool” again?

          • alex

            This is my last reply to you. You try and act tough and confident on some blog of a band you claim to hate. In real life you are clearly a very sad, confused, lonely and scared person. You’ll probably reply with some juvenile comment about how I suck for liking this band but you probably cry yourself to sleep afterwards because of your jealousy and insecurity. I’m going to pray that you get the professional help that you clearly so desperately need.

          • Betelgeuse

            HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAA!!!!!!

            You couldn’t stop yourself, huh?!? How butt hurt are you right now? Or should I say, “how much do you still care about my opinion”?

            This is also obviously NOT an “act”. THAT should be very apparent by now. I’ve talked down EVERY last one of you turds. You all fucking WISH I wasn’t for real. Then there might be a sliver of a chance you might not be WRONG as fuck about this band.

            And what the fuck do you know about “real life”? You’re here spending your time replying to my “jealous, insecure, sad, confused, lonely, scared” opinion, aren’t you? Talk about fucking juvenile! You’d know.

            You NEED to pray for a set of balls instead. Being a BTBAM fan, YOU’D be the STRAIGHT UP FUCKING expert on “crying yourself to sleep”, especially considering all the crying you’ve done here.

            ” WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ”
            ” WAA* ”
            ” WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ”

            Yep, just like that.

          • alex

            You know what I’ve changed my mind I’m gonna keep replying just to see how ridiculous your posts become. I tell ya I haven’t been entertained like this since I last listened to BTBAM. Keep the insanity coming Betelgeuse. Its some funny shit.

          • Betelgeuse

            I KNEW YOU COULDN’T RESIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

            WHO’S THE FOOL!?!?!?!?!?

            HAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAA!!!!!

            HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAA!!!!!!!

            HAAAAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

          • alex

            What’s this? No comments about how BTBAM raped my family? Just demented laughter? Come on Betelgeuse I know you can do better than this. I’ll give you an example: Betelgeuse’s Mom is also his sister and lover. Thats how Betelgeuse caught every STD known to man.

          • Betelgeuse

            I just got bored with you. You made my woody droop. I hope you’re happy.

            No, I mean really happy. Like har har har…..hee hee hee.

            Heyyyyyyyyy, wait a minute……

            Who’s that………

          • Anonymous

            ……It’s me! What do you think the odds are that I’ve been arguing with myself this whole time?

            HAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!!

            My woodies back.

          • Betelgeuse

            Or is that “woody’s”?

  • gg metal

    most overrated fucking band ever. 4/10

  • Mike P

    All these songs seem to have a similar style and sound to Swim to the Moon…and I’m perfectly OK with that!! :-D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Heather-Gillespie/589291786 Heather Gillespie

    Does it make me a bad person if i am really attempting to resist the urge to listen to this for free? I would buy the LP either way, but i would feel … wrong listening to it for free. almost like it cheapens the sound, the anticipation…call me crazy but it’s driving me nuts that i know i can listen to all of this with one click… or wait until the 12′ve to hear it for the first time. . . MEHHHHHHH

  • Bojangles

    I have a pretty open mind, and…..i just dont get it. it is clear that loads of people crap their pajamas for this band, and it just sounds pretty damn boring. I dont get why having long songs with 15 different styles of music crammed in to each song with little jazz breakdowns and stops warrants such gushing over.

    • theghostsofdawn

      I kinda agree. I sometimes can’t listen to a BTBAM album in its entirety. Too many ideas crammed into one. There are also really dissonant guitar riffs and just too many ideas. I admire that they are talented and know what they are doing, but sometimes it’s just too many ideas.

      • Bojangles

        2 Months. 2 months is what it took for me to turn from a hater to a believer. I now find myself listening to Swim to the Moon at LEAST twice a day, and Colors in its entirety throughout the work day. I admit defeat. This band is awesome.

  • http://www.wookieenutz.com WookieeNutz

    HOLY SHIT! This just solidifies for me why BTBAM is so awesome.

  • Dormin

    To be honest i really didn’t like it. i love progressive metal, but this just didn’t appeal to me. there’s just no passion in it and it seemed really random and didn’t really have any sort of direction in it. I’ve heard some of their other stuff and it was alright, but this just kinda sucked. Bash me if you want, but I’m just expressing my opinion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Simmins/1208826601 Mike Simmins

    hmm, I hated Colors, but I’m actually loving this for some reason.

  • clrtxf

    betelgeuse u no if u post that many times u must be trollin bro!

    But seriously, if he isn’t I’ll play devil’s advocate and at the very least give him credit that his opinion is completely senseless. if you read the majority of his comments he eventually does say that they use protools as a composition tool rather than as a means of recording their music. Now, he may not do a good job of explaining that and he make superfluous points now and again and insult needlessly, but he does have an opinion that at least MAKES SENSE. You don’t have to agree with him (i don’t), but at least it’s a fiar personal opinion. Juzz my 2 cents

    • Betelgeuse

      WHICH IS IT?!? MAKES SENSE OR SENSELESS?!?!?

  • Agent Steve

    i wake up in the afternoon nursing a hangover, get online and a friend tells me BTBAM is streaming their EP and i JIZZED IN MY PANTS…

  • http://wreckedreviews.com WreckedReviews

    Just because it’s bound to piss someone off, here’s a review that sings The Parallax endless praises. BTBAM is king.

    http://wreckedreviews.com/2011/04/13/between-the-buried-and-me-blow-minds-with-the-parallax-hypersleep-dialogues/

  • Noisemeadow

    BTBAM is fucking incredible. This EP rivals Colors.

  • alex

    Don’t insult BTBAM by posting this garbage

  • RhythmFlusher

    I think you mean “Do’nt ins’ult B’TBA’M b’y p’osting’ thi’s ga’rba’ge”

  • RoflmyWofl

    That made no sense