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Rampant Rumors

WE’RE WORKING ON OUR BIGGEST AND BEST PROJECT EVER

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm by

Question marksHard as it is to believe, we’ve been doing this here blogging thing for nearly five years (wtf???). We’ve scored interviews with our heroes, we’ve had the privilege of premiering new music to the world before anyone else, we’ve gotten you guys all riled up with countdown lists, we’ve sponsored megatours and we’ve even released bands’ records through our site. Where is there to go from here? What else is there to do??

But we’re working on something new. It’s gonna be big. VERY big. Some hints:

  • It’s not a list.
  • It’s not a new record release.
  • It’s not another free comp.
  • It will involve 20 bands.
  • You won’t be able to read it, although you will be able to read about it if you miss it.
  • If you do miss it, you are going to be really, really sorry.

That’s all you’re getting for today. Guess away!

- AR & VN

  • Dissolution

    Some show/festival?

    • Moose

      Since it involves 20 different bands, that’s the best guess.

      • Krang10

        Thats what popped into my head.

    • Mitch K.

      + 1 … dont see what else could involve 20 bands haha

      • boazhimself

        metal bukkake FTW

        • Clancy, the Creator

          This is why I bother sifting through all the flame wars in the comment section. To see things like this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Siepmann/1627500023 Nick Siepmann

      Woodsuck?

      • Vakarm

        looks like we’ve got a name for the festival/show

    • Douche Baggins

      Some kind of festival in NY probably. You bastards.

      • amnesik

        Woodsuck?! thatttsss it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Tremblay/811265143 Dave Tremblay

      Metalapaloozucks

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Reagan/520958920 Mike Reagan

    An one-off show in the great barren land known as Montana?

    • Jewers

      It’s clearly a festival in West Virginia.

      • sasquatch

        maybe it has to do with the juggalos

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Quentin-Wilkins/100001046551530 Quentin Wilkins

        We don’t need more awesome shows in WV. We just had the Black Eyed Peas at the Greenbrier Open AND we’re getting Cee-Lo Green in Huntington. We’ve had enough super cool shit this year.

        • headnuts

          I hope its in Montana!!!! Me and the three other people that live here will be there

          • Smell the Glove

            Montana is the shit. the only thing lacking is Metal so that would be fantastic.

  • http://dystrophy.bandcamp.com devin townsend’s lost skullet

    19 drummers spanning mediocre to good will personally give Lars Ulrich drumm lessons? Tickets on sale with the opportunity for attendees to yell/throw things at Lars whilst he tries to learn how to play?

    • hi, im an asshole

      this is genius. wheres this fest gonna be? new york?

      • BigJoe

        If it’s in New York I’ll be reading about it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Alexander/1092891172 Ben Alexander

    It’s either a tour or a fest. Since it involves 20 bands I’m guessing fest.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

    Is it a sandwich?

    • hi, im an asshole

      HAHAHAHAHA

      thats not funny….

      • merginator

        I actually laughed.

        • the funny police

          your telling me you havent heard that “joke” a thousand times? its not funny

          • merginator

            No, I haven’t.

    • Dissolution

      Oh oh hoh – another contest?

  • vedi

    so it’s a tour
    okay.

    • stu1

      Yeah, 20 band tour. Nice work.

      • Brendan

        uuhh.. it happens man…

  • jasonrph

    How bout the firing of peoples.

    • bellhop nigguh

      ya like justin foley. what a little douche.

  • Seth

    you’re letting 20 death metal bands kick Suarez where ever they want?

    • Seth

      I’d add letting 20 BM bands kick D but I like him more.

      • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/f60fa9e6421f91d4c1d1d0e1fe20a144.png Goro923

        That’s not fair, they’d probably use medieval weaponry.

  • inhumanrampager

    Will it involve hookers and blackjack?

    • Kazz

      Bender ftw.

      • Captain Wookie

        You know what, screw the blackjack!

        • chris

          No no the idea is to screw the hookers

    • Nonsensei

      It *does* involve twenty bands. That’s a lot of potential ass.

  • VicVaughnLovesMeat

    HEY AXL, WHAT IS IT?

  • rich w

    Is crazy town going to headline?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jt-Sofo/558287410 J.t. Sofo

      Haa

    • http://www.twitter.com/metalflute Rachel

      GOD I HOPE SO

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jarad-Weston/5141241 Jarad Weston

    Is it a giant collage of pictures from 20 dicks of dudes in bands?

    • Elias

      I lol’d

  • John

    I wish you guys would go back and do like a glimpse of what MS was like 5 years ago. Like what kind of stories did you post and stuff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Bartolini/100001859397919 Tim Bartolini

    A one day live event involving a 3 mile long human spaking machine that includes everybody you guys hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Bartolini/100001859397919 Tim Bartolini

      spanking**

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Forrest-Larsn/1790267742 Forrest Larsön

    Battle of the bands?

  • meemperor

    Starting your own label!

    • Murf

      I’d say starting a label is more than just a “project”, but who knows

    • msv81

      “You’ll be able to read about it if you miss it……if you miss it you’ll be sorry.”

      These hints all point to a destination festival that will take place somewhere in or around NYC. MS starting a label isn’t something “to miss”.

      • meemperor

        Reading comprehension > me :(

  • Chainsword

    Call your new music festival, the Suck-a-thon or the Suckalypse

    • Anthony

      Wouldn’t they have to get bands that suck then?

      Wait a minute, some bands that they think suck I think are good. Bring on the Suckalypse!

  • Jim

    20 band gang bang with you 2 as co-party pigs?

  • MacDaddy

    An album with Lou Reed?

  • Brian

    I’m going with festival of unsigned bands that will take place in NYC. I’ll also guess the bands are from NY…maybe NJ too.

  • Mr Vomi’s

    A compilation with unreleased tracks.
    If it’s big, then it MUST be involving Emmure & Wings of Plague isn’t it ?

  • hybridofsteel

    Probably some awesome festival on the east coast that I can’t go to…

  • Beowulf

    Metalsucks record label would be so cool. :-D haha

  • Kurt Cocain

    A 20 band MMA fight to the death match ala Mortal Kombat. -20 band circle jerk on Fred Durst who bought the million dollar Casey Anthony mask. -20 band drinking contest. -Or a 20 band festival.

  • This Guy

    Does it have anything to do with that mayhem show that’s coming to granercy in november on the same weekend as EyeHateGod and Pig Destroyer?

    • msv81

      Pig Destroyer isn’t playing @ NYC in November?

  • http://thatdevilmusic.net Rob Liz

    A metal cruise with every band NOT signing up for 70000 Tons of Metal. Which pretty much leaves the bands you fellate on a regular basis here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mitch-McGregor/1195550656 Mitch McGregor

    kidnapping 20 of your most hated bands, blindfolding them, putting them in the back of a large truck, driving to the middle of the desert and shooting their heads off one by one?

    That’s an obvious possibility…

    • PrEtTyLuSh05

      Sergeant D’s favorite bands

  • http://www.twitter.com/metalflute Rachel

    I hope it involves giving Henry Rollins a hug and talking about our feelings over ice cream.

    • MacDaddy

      So do I

  • eyeluvgod

    saints and sinners festival in LA?

    • josh

      Probably Saints and Sinners in NJ. The Between the Buried and Me tour syncs up with the Decapitated tour in NJ. Apparently its going to be Saints and Sinners. Other rumored bands are Dillinger Escape Plan and Dredg

      • CHUMBAWUMBA

        I think we have a winner!

        • josh

          Do I win a prize if I’m right?

  • Derek Petersen

    sooo it’s a festival

  • Toodlenooth Bargargon

    Suing Metal Injection about all the posts they copy and paste from your site?

  • Dhrh

    A massive orgy at the MS mansion.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Suckfest 2011, sponsored by Spotify and MOG, featuring the following bands:

    Main Stage:
    Limp Bizkit
    Korn
    Linkin Park
    Nickelback
    Evanescence
    Hollywood Undead
    Sixx AM
    Death Cab For Cutie
    Mr. Big
    Grim Reaper

    Second Stage:
    IWrestledABearOnce
    Oceano
    Morbid Angel (performing “Illud Divinum Insanus” in its entirety)
    Burzum
    Emmure
    Winds Of Plague
    As Blood Runs Black
    The Devil Wears Prada
    A Day To Remember
    Sister Sin

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Dickerson/576274384 Michael Dickerson

      If you dropped a bomb on that show…

    • http://confrontingevilyoudread.wordpress.com logAnarchy

      hey man, don’t hate on Death Cab.

      • amnesik

        Axl will die if you launch the bomb during the IWABO set, oh and add Asking Alexandria to the 2nd stage

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Schwarz/623112614 John Schwarz

          Also add A7x, Suicide Silence, and All that Remains..then commence with bombing

  • Genaro Cucalón

    Hope it is something that people who do not live in the US/Canada can appreciate!

  • Joe LaForm

    Whatever it is,I’m there. Ever since I found metalsucks, it’s been required reading. I fucking love this site.

  • Colin

    this site has shown me soo much metal

  • Ghost

    award ceremony

  • Rusty McThulhu

    Four words: Gathering of the Suckalos.

  • HATEZONE

    A FUCKING METALSUCKS FESTIVAL!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Quentin-Wilkins/100001046551530 Quentin Wilkins

    A metal version of We Are the World.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nathan-Lawrie/1357645181 Nathan Lawrie

    DOES IT INVOLVE FEMALE BREASTS AND ASS?

  • http://heavymetalist.com theheavymetalist

    A best of 20 band competition in which metaluscks will sign and/or release your record somehow. The 20 bands will be judged by both readers and metalsucks writers….

  • Alberto

    A Compilation of 20 bands ala Roadrunner united

  • Sam

    Wait, what’s a band?

  • canceraids

    You guys are all waaaaaaaaaay off. I have it on good authority that this thing will revolve around 20 RUBBER bands.

  • turds

    maybe some kind of movie / documentary thing?

  • tolerant goj

    i assume its something that some jewgalos use to squeeze the money out of typical north american consumer kiddies who feel like being totally metal scene when clicking this mainstream webshite like myself for i am an youth media controlling ultra orthodox nazistic jewfag with a mutilated dick working for the idf besides provoking mouse clicks full-time, peace!

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    Compilation Album.

  • tanner

    hmmmmm something like roadrunners all star team?…fuck i hope so i could really use some free shit

  • tanner

    ok metal sucks sponsered one time killer fucking concert with all the sickest bands hot bitches metal sucks shit and yeah

  • Ray Peterson212

    Going to be some shitty prog festival with tons of bands that are awful. Or it will be a book, a metalsucks novel spanning the 5 years with pictures, interviews and rare unpublished shit. That would be cool actually…..

  • http://tyrannyoftradition.wordpress.com/ Keith Spillett

    You’ve discovered a cure for mallcore?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Guzmn/570745539 Daniel Guzmán

    Thet are going to cover the juggalo gathering? or maybe stream a show or something

  • Elias

    My guess is that Saints and Sinners Fest in NJ, since the BTBAM and Decapitated tours will be meeting up there. Even though I live in NYC, I’m down to make the drive for that shit. Should be crazy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/zacharybm Zachary Bryce Moore

    some live video footage?

  • http://www.facebook.com/zacharybm Zachary Bryce Moore

    some live video footage?

  • Slaughterhouse

    You are starting Recordsucks and signing 20 bands

  • Slaughterhouse

    You are starting Recordsucks and signing 20 bands

  • Bretton Melanson

    festival

  • Anonymous

    Fucking up all comments posted in the last five years? Not sure why that would involve 20 bands.

    • Amidarkeyes

      This. Not cool guys, those comments are a documentation of this site’s readers, rages, rants, etc.

  • Anonymous

    Fucking up all comments posted in the last five years? Not sure why that would involve 20 bands.

  • Anonymous

    Fucking up all comments posted in the last five years? Not sure why that would involve 20 bands.

    • Amidarkeyes

      This. Not cool guys, those comments are a documentation of this site’s readers, rages, rants, etc.

    • Amidarkeyes

      This. Not cool guys, those comments are a documentation of this site’s readers, rages, rants, etc.

  • Anonymous

    Fucking up all comments posted in the last five years? Not sure why that would involve 20 bands.

  • Bretton Melanson

    festival

  • Bretton Melanson

    festival

  • Bretton Melanson

    festival

  • LionSlicer89

    Metalsucks Fest

  • LionSlicer89

    Metalsucks Fest

  • josh

    Its going to be Saints and Sinners Festival in Asbury Park, NJ. It’s already confirmed that the Between The Buried and Me tour and the Decapitated tour are meeting up there. Rumored bands are Dredg and Dillinger Escape Plan

  • josh

    Its going to be Saints and Sinners Festival in Asbury Park, NJ. It’s already confirmed that the Between The Buried and Me tour and the Decapitated tour are meeting up there. Rumored bands are Dredg and Dillinger Escape Plan

  • josh

    Its going to be Saints and Sinners Festival in Asbury Park, NJ. It’s already confirmed that the Between The Buried and Me tour and the Decapitated tour are meeting up there. Rumored bands are Dredg and Dillinger Escape Plan

  • Justinwvr89

    Sounds like its going to be a festival. The bands I would expect to be there will most likely be some of our favourites like Limp Bizkit, Attack! Attack!, Winds of Plague and Insane Clown Posse. With Nickelback and Justin Beiber headlining. Damn just typing this gives me hard on. It’s going to be brutal as fuck.

  • Justinwvr89

    Sounds like its going to be a festival. The bands I would expect to be there will most likely be some of our favourites like Limp Bizkit, Attack! Attack!, Winds of Plague and Insane Clown Posse. With Nickelback and Justin Beiber headlining. Damn just typing this gives me hard on. It’s going to be brutal as fuck.

  • Celcius

    some idea taken from another site like usual

  • Celcius

    some idea taken from another site like usual

  • Celcius

    some idea taken from another site like usual

  • HURGHHHHHHHHHH

    it’s gonna be some cock stroking festival headlined by animals as leaders and revocation

  • The_I

    Congrats on five years of the best metal coverage on the internet!

    Please send at least the five best-endowed metal bukkake-ers to Oregon!