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BREAKFAST AT SULIMAY’S: THIS 80-YEAR OLD WOMAN LOVES THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER!

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This is how I know I’ve officially become completely desensitized to metal: when I hear something like The Black Dahlia Murder and think to myself, “Gee, that’s actually pretty melodic… maybe these old folks will actually dig it!” Not so. I forget that the only non-metalheads hear is screaming, an instant turn-off. But at least one 80-year old woman thinks The Black Dahlia Murder are the bees knees… almost.

The money quote: “Oh my goodness, well it’s not like Murdoch [Marduk]! It’s similar to them, but not as great as Murdoch. So they have to practice a little bit more. Murdoch’s great, Murdoch’s the best, absolutely.”

Watch the intro then skip to 4:40 for the BDM segment.

-VN

Thanks: Jesse Z.

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