PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN iPHONE-CONTROLLED REMOTE CONTROL HELICOPTER!

Thursday, September 15th, 2011 at 4:30pm by

Last week the Myelene Sheath bestowed upon us two prize packages from doom/sludgesters Beneath Oblivion to give away. And the winners are:

  • Grand Prize, Chris Berseth: “Oh, I just can’t wait to be King…Diamond.”
  • Runner Up, feegore: “Tune in to MTV for next week’s episode of Norwegian Shore…”

This week we’ve got something a little outside the realm of what we usually have for contests, but holy shit, it’s quite possibly the coolest / most fun thing we’ve ever given away here: the Helo TC, a remote-controlled helicopter you control with your iPhone! Griffin sent one of these bad boys over the Mansion for us to play with, and good God, things have never been the same; this thing fucking rules, and we’ve got two more just for you guys. Watch the trailer:

Pretty fucking cool, right? To win, leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by loyal reader Jake Haras). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re using FB Connect / Twitter etc).

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QQH7CHFJKYLJAPVJPLEEB6RNBM christianr

    ” no, i don’t grow orchids, but i do listen to them!”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_QQH7CHFJKYLJAPVJPLEEB6RNBM christianr

    ” no, i don’t grow orchids, but i do listen to them!”

  • Anonymous

    Sunhats by Abbath: “There’s nothing kvlt abovt a svnbvrn”

  • Anonymous

    Sunhats by Abbath: “There’s nothing kvlt abovt a svnbvrn”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000144612811 Mike Long

    Holy Shit!! Kids jeans are 30% off!!

    msl128@comcast.net

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000144612811 Mike Long

    Holy Shit!! Kids jeans are 30% off!!

    msl128@comcast.net

  • Chainsaweater

    Black Metal Housewives of Oslo

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=530649722 Roy Fry

    You’ll be Enslaved by these bargains . . .

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=530649722 Roy Fry

    You’ll be Enslaved by these bargains . . .

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-James-Jardine/865565500 Jesse James Jardine

    Not right now mom, I’m shopping!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-James-Jardine/865565500 Jesse James Jardine

    Not right now mom, I’m shopping!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-James-Jardine/865565500 Jesse James Jardine

    Not right now mom, I’m shopping!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-James-Jardine/865565500 Jesse James Jardine

    Not right now mom, I’m shopping!

  • jateeg

    Black metal enthusiasts get ready for the Kentucky Derby.

  • jateeg

    Black metal enthusiasts get ready for the Kentucky Derby.

  • carnage

    Value Village? More like Value Pillage (And Burn)

  • carnage

    Value Village? More like Value Pillage (And Burn)

  • Corey Bonnette

    So that’s what that chick from “Daria” is up to these days!
    corey.bonnette@wku.edu

  • Corey Bonnette

    So that’s what that chick from “Daria” is up to these days!
    corey.bonnette@wku.edu

  • josh

    What the fuck are you looking at? Pink is the new black. 

  • josh

    What the fuck are you looking at? Pink is the new black. 

  • MItch K.

    its insanely depressing how much this person looks like me.

    “one is never too grim for good bargains and giant pink hats. troo kvlt.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1185944091 Jake Haras

      WHATS DEPRESSING ABOUT LOOKING LIKE ME?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1185944091 Jake Haras

      WHATS DEPRESSING ABOUT LOOKING LIKE ME?

  • MItch K.

    its insanely depressing how much this person looks like me.

    “one is never too grim for good bargains and giant pink hats. troo kvlt.”

  • TheTundraTerror

    This week on Extreme Metal Makeovers…

  • TheTundraTerror

    This week on Extreme Metal Makeovers…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1420361318 Richard Worden

    What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
    stompbox69xxx@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1420361318 Richard Worden

    What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
    stompbox69xxx@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001902210180 John Thornes Jr.

    If you are able to camoflauge yourself in a get up like that, you are most likely an internet metal nerd.

  • Chief

    “Does this hat compliment my corpse paint?”

  • Chief

    “Does this hat compliment my corpse paint?”

  • Radical Ron

    The Heaviest Hatter Of The Universe

  • Radical Ron

    The Heaviest Hatter Of The Universe

  • chris

    Even black metal supports breast cancer awareness.

  • chris

    Even black metal supports breast cancer awareness.

  • http://twitter.com/Meemperor Matt P

    Everyone got into the spirit for Will & Kate’s wedding. The picture above shows a happy Norwegian buying a hat for a tea party he plans to attend with his grandmother during the wedding.

  • http://twitter.com/Meemperor Matt P

    Everyone got into the spirit for Will & Kate’s wedding. The picture above shows a happy Norwegian buying a hat for a tea party he plans to attend with his grandmother during the wedding.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505609811 Cory John William Kamermans

    Ghaal’s new line of summerwear hats are a hot topic smash.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505609811 Cory John William Kamermans

    Ghaal’s new line of summerwear hats are a hot topic smash.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002182298476 Colin Frazier

    “I ain’t goin’ shoppin’ there if they let that garbage gone go in” said Bubba Lehew in regards to Wal-Mart starting to carry metal albums “They ain’t got none no class”.-A.P.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002182298476 Colin Frazier

    “I ain’t goin’ shoppin’ there if they let that garbage gone go in” said Bubba Lehew in regards to Wal-Mart starting to carry metal albums “They ain’t got none no class”.-A.P.

  • Fred Durst

    Once they photoshop an image of hell in the backround, it won’t look awkward at all!

  • Fred Durst

    Once they photoshop an image of hell in the backround, it won’t look awkward at all!

  • David B.

    Scary Poppins

  • David B.

    Scary Poppins

  • Jim

    I thnkn this must be an image leaked from the next planet of the apes movie. If you look in the background you can obviously see an ape using an iPhone to control a remote control Norwegian.

  • Jim

    I thnkn this must be an image leaked from the next planet of the apes movie. If you look in the background you can obviously see an ape using an iPhone to control a remote control Norwegian.

  • doom my sheen

    Alright, who dug up amy winehouse?

  • doom my sheen

    Alright, who dug up amy winehouse?

  • Dantera

    Driving Miss Anthrope

  • Anonymous

    Red Hat Society: Norwegian chapter

  • Anonymous

    Red Hat Society: Norwegian chapter

  • Ethan Hughes

    good will is always full of weirdos

  • Ethan Hughes

    good will is always full of weirdos

  • Jakes_daddy

    “What are you guys fucking laughing about? I thought Gaahl said pink was the new black?”

  • Jakes_daddy

    “What are you guys fucking laughing about? I thought Gaahl said pink was the new black?”

  • Mrjoshua1979

    After Norwegian police found this pic of Euronymous, they released Varg declaring “justifiable homo-cide.”

  • Mrjoshua1979

    After Norwegian police found this pic of Euronymous, they released Varg declaring “justifiable homo-cide.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1818773972 Cj Coronado

    “I’m a Belphe-girl, in a Barbie world”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1818773972 Cj Coronado

    “I’m a Belphe-girl, in a Barbie world”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1818773972 Cj Coronado

    “I’m a Belphe-girl, in a Barbie world”

  • Justin

    Prototype for a new milk commercial

  • Justin

    Prototype for a new milk commercial

  • Justin

    Prototype for a new milk commercial

  • http://www.facebook.com/raz0rb Luis Ferraz

    Nergal’s picture for Vogue is even worse than the one for Newsweek

  • http://www.facebook.com/raz0rb Luis Ferraz

    Nergal’s picture for Vogue is even worse than the one for Newsweek

  • http://www.facebook.com/raz0rb Luis Ferraz

    Nergal’s picture for Vogue is even worse than the one for Newsweek

  • Chris Berseth

    “Attention shoppers: would Abigail Williams please meet your mother at the front of the store?”

  • Chris Berseth

    “Attention shoppers: would Abigail Williams please meet your mother at the front of the store?”

  • Chris Berseth

    “Attention shoppers: would Abigail Williams please meet your mother at the front of the store?”

  • dspang

    This week on Living with Martha Kvlwart

  • dspang

    This week on Living with Martha Kvlwart

  • dspang

    This week on Living with Martha Kvlwart

  • Heywood

    Queen Diamond

  • Heywood

    Queen Diamond

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shaun-Reeves/100000774753955 Shaun Reeves

    The devil wears prada….literally

    opethwatershed18@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shaun-Reeves/100000774753955 Shaun Reeves

    The devil wears prada….literally

    opethwatershed18@yahoo.com

  • Booze

    Once Upon The Crossdress.

  • Booze

    Once Upon The Crossdress.

  • Beefinabox

    Hey Mom!  Take a picture so I can show my friends how hardcore I am.

  • Beefinabox

    Hey Mom!  Take a picture so I can show my friends how hardcore I am.

  • Jaw666knee

    Looks like Boy Geoge moved to Norway.

  • Jaw666knee

    Looks like Boy Geoge moved to Norway.

  • Jaw666knee

    Looks like Boy Geoge moved to Norway.

  • Matt

    Hi! I was in here yesterday, you wouldn’t wait on me? You people work on commission, right?  Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now… for CLOTHES THAT ARE… EVIL!!!!!!!

  • Matt

    Hi! I was in here yesterday, you wouldn’t wait on me? You people work on commission, right?  Big mistake. Big. Huge. I have to go shopping now… for CLOTHES THAT ARE… EVIL!!!!!!!

  • Huh?

    Gaahl’s new line of black metal springwear

  • space scoundrel

    Shopping Above in Thrift Before Thrift

  • space scoundrel

    Shopping Above in Thrift Before Thrift

  • space scoundrel

    Shopping Above in Thrift Before Thrift

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002131340820 Pat Arriola

    Kvlt of Personality.

  • http://twitter.com/fredpilarczyk fredpilarczyk

    Does this make me look fat?

  • http://twitter.com/fredpilarczyk fredpilarczyk

    Does this make me look fat?

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    The Satanic Salvation Army

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    The Satanic Salvation Army

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    The Satanic Salvation Army

  • Anonymous

    Hey what if you had corpse paint and a pink hat and took a picture that’d be funny

  • Anonymous

    Hey what if you had corpse paint and a pink hat and took a picture that’d be funny

  • poopy

    miley cyrvs shows us just how kvlt she really is

  • poopy

    miley cyrvs shows us just how kvlt she really is

  • hybridofsteel

    “Ladies and Gentlemen. Put you’re hands together for this year’s Miss Norway!”

  • hybridofsteel

    “Ladies and Gentlemen. Put you’re hands together for this year’s Miss Norway!”

  • Acid_Decay

    Miss daisy meets immortal

  • Acid_Decay

    Miss daisy meets immortal

  • Acid_Decay

    Miss daisy meets immortal

  • Some Random Dude

    yeah i totally want a helicopter for the iphone i don’t own.
    that’s why i listen to metal. because i love helicopters.
    i’m pretty sure i could sell it on e-bay or something and get a couple points of dope.
    i hate my life. give me that helichopper

    ^^^^^
    that is my caption

  • Some Random Dude

    yeah i totally want a helicopter for the iphone i don’t own.
    that’s why i listen to metal. because i love helicopters.
    i’m pretty sure i could sell it on e-bay or something and get a couple points of dope.
    i hate my life. give me that helichopper

    ^^^^^
    that is my caption

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

      Winner!

    • Brock Sterns

      I want that helicopter in that mans possession ASAP

  • Some Random Dude

    yeah i totally want a helicopter for the iphone i don’t own.
    that’s why i listen to metal. because i love helicopters.
    i’m pretty sure i could sell it on e-bay or something and get a couple points of dope.
    i hate my life. give me that helichopper

    ^^^^^
    that is my caption

  • JonV

    Gaahl’s new boyfriend enjoys thrift shopping.

  • JonV

    Gaahl’s new boyfriend enjoys thrift shopping.

  • JonV

    Gaahl’s new boyfriend enjoys thrift shopping.

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    Church burning arsonist disguise fail. 

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    Church burning arsonist disguise fail. 

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    Church burning arsonist disguise fail. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Flynn/627094869 Steve Flynn

    In your easter bonnet
    with all your frills upon it
    you’ll be the grandest lady
    at the easter church burning

    wiggywhitetrash@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Flynn/627094869 Steve Flynn

    In your easter bonnet
    with all your frills upon it
    you’ll be the grandest lady
    at the easter church burning

    wiggywhitetrash@yahoo.com

  • Marco

    Varg Vikernes´ old cellmate

  • Marco

    Varg Vikernes´ old cellmate

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Archibald/1014227053 Mike Archibald

    Even black metal goons know how to accessorize!

  • hybridofsteel

    Burns down the church. Accidentally left the oven on after baking cookies.

  • http://twitter.com/exsinner Haris Radzi

    Arrr… You have brothers??

  • Marcus

    Valgrind modelling the 2011 ‘Black Fall’ Line at Nordstrom’s

    marcus

    graffitisavedmylife at yahoo dot com

  • hybridofsteel

    She-Malevolent Creation

  • G0re0bsessed

    Guess no one really knew what Gorgoroth meant when they said “God Seed”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002462907169 Wolfy Vrea

    Mums of Northern Darkness.

  • Cory Jacinth

    Azrael Rosepetal – Lead singer of Nu-Black Metal band My Little Ponnies of the Apocalypse

  • Dragnipurake678

    Oh i aint mad. IM JUST FUCKING ANGRY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • vitruvianApe

    ready for the kvlttuckey derby

  • Ceasar

    I didn’t know buffalo bill was a black metal fan!!

  • Mreno

    I would do anything for love!

  • bruce ellis

    Call of the Wal Martmoon

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.schroeter Brian Schroeter

    Goodwill is so kvlt

    bschroeter@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/Danielpigsqueals Daniel Ramirez

    Does this hand coming out of my neck/this pink hat make my corpse paint look kvlt?

    baseballmprince@aol.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Pearson-RedWings/650837031 Mike Pearson-RedWings

    The pink hat has a dark, nasty side.  It took one look at him and picked him out.

  • Kingrichardthe666th

    Hail Satan….. and Prada!!!

  • Marko454

    Shemhamforhats?

  • Jonathan Labadie

    See what happens when Hot Topic is taken over by Justin Bieber? 

  • Jonathan Labadie

    See what happens when Hot Topic is taken over by Justin Bieber? 

  • Jonathan Labadie

    See what happens when Hot Topic is taken over by Justin Bieber? 

  • Jonathan Labadie

    See what happens when Hot Topic is taken over by Justin Bieber? 

  • Jonathan Labadie

    See what happens when Hot Topic is taken over by Justin Bieber? 

  • Mike C

    “Can someone please direct me to the cape aisle?”

  • Mike C

    “Can someone please direct me to the cape aisle?”

  • Mike C

    “Can someone please direct me to the cape aisle?”

  • Mike C

    “Can someone please direct me to the cape aisle?”

  • Mike C

    “Can someone please direct me to the cape aisle?”

  • Laurie Connor

    I’m always the brides made… never the bride

  • Laurie Connor

    I’m always the brides made… never the bride

  • Laurie Connor

    I’m always the brides made… never the bride

  • Coshbuc

    “black” sissy

  • Coshbuc

    “black” sissy

  • Coshbuc

    “black” sissy

  • Coshbuc

    “black” sissy

  • Coshbuc

    “black” sissy

  • Scootie-Tang86

    Thats Why I Let My Grandma Do My Corpse Paint

  • Scootie-Tang86

    Thats Why I Let My Grandma Do My Corpse Paint

  • Scootie-Tang86

    Thats Why I Let My Grandma Do My Corpse Paint

  • noel benfield

    “The Red Hat Society began as a result of a few women deciding to greet middle age with verve, humor and elan. We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life, and since we are all in it together, we might as well join red-gloved hands and go for the gusto together. Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond of affection, forged by common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next.”

  • noel benfield

    “The Red Hat Society began as a result of a few women deciding to greet middle age with verve, humor and elan. We believe silliness is the comedy relief of life, and since we are all in it together, we might as well join red-gloved hands and go for the gusto together. Underneath the frivolity, we share a bond of affection, forged by common life experiences and a genuine enthusiasm for wherever life takes us next.”

  • Downthesun4u

    Eat your heart out beiber

  • Downthesun4u

    Eat your heart out beiber

  • Downthesun4u

    Eat your heart out beiber

  • Aroonie

    Does this

  • Aroonie

    Does this

  • Aroonie

    Does this

  • Aroonie

    Does this hat make my gauntlet look brutal?

  • Aroonie

    Does this hat make my gauntlet look brutal?

  • Dylan allen

    Nergals grand mother just couldn’t seem to fit in with the rest of the pink hat club.

  • Dylan allen

    Nergals grand mother just couldn’t seem to fit in with the rest of the pink hat club.

  • Dylan allen

    Nergals grand mother just couldn’t seem to fit in with the rest of the pink hat club.

  • Max

    Pink is the new black?

  • Max

    Pink is the new black?

  • Spawn909

    Summer hats for when the bitter winters end

  • Spawn909

    Summer hats for when the bitter winters end

  • Hybridofsteel

    upside-down cross-dressing

  • dredgie11

    Alice Cooper incognito