PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A PRIZE PACK FROM BENEATH OBLIVION AND THE MYLENE SHEATH

Thursday, September 8th, 2011 at 4:30pm by

Last week we offered up another couple of one-month trial memberships for JamPlay.com, where you can take live, interactive video guitar lessons with an impressive array of players, many of them the wizards of metal we know and love: Tosin Abasi, Emil Werstler, Kris Norris, Dave Davidson, Doc Coyle and many more. Don’t worry if you didn’t win; you can still sign up here to get a free one-week trial courtesy of MetalSucks. Here are last week’s winners:

  • Action_Jackson: “0 days since our last accident.”
  • Matt S: “Business was never the same after the Metalcore supply store opened up across the street.”

This week we’ve got a very special set of prizes from aardvark-baby-impaling doom/sludgesters Beneath Oblivion and their label Mylene Sheath. One Grand Prize Winner will receive copies of the From Man To Dust 2xLP on both toxic green vinyl (limited edition of 100) and translucent orange vinyl with black streaks (limited to 300), as well as the CD version of the album, a Mylene Sheath turntable slipmat and issue #3 of The Mylene Zine (all items are pictured here). One runner up will take home a copy of the From Man To Dust 2xLP on translucent orange vinyl with black streaks and the CD version. You know what’s next: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in by reader Matias Demeke). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re using FB Connect / Twitter etc).

  • Sacajawea

    Dimmu Whoregir

  • Sacajawea

    Dimmu Whoregir

  • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Alkahest

    That Lion King poster has got to be the only source of pride that this photo captures.

  • Nick

    Black metal chicks bleed out of their mouths instead.

  • Nick

    Black metal chicks bleed out of their mouths instead.

  • Anonymous

    If you could capture everything about NWOABM in one picture, this would be it.

  • Anonymous

    If you could capture everything about NWOABM in one picture, this would be it.

  • feegore

    Tune in to MTV for next week’s episode of Norwegian Shore…

  • feegore

    Tune in to MTV for next week’s episode of Norwegian Shore…

  • Sacajawea

    Emperor’s New Groove

  • Ferris

    Two black metal gals get their red wings.

  • Ferris

    Two black metal gals get their red wings.

  • Sacajawea

    Emperor’s New Groove

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1508823036 Matt Rafferty

      If this doesn’t win…..

    • Obsequium Mindris

      i ROFL’D so hard at this in my school library people thought i was crazy

    • Scaphism

      Win

    • Scaphism

      Win

    • Scaphism

      Win

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Russell/502607112 Dave Russell

    Id fuck em?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Russell/502607112 Dave Russell

    Id fuck em?

  • Sacajawea

    Rebecca Black Metal

  • Sacajawea

    Rebecca Black Metal

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=530649722 Roy Fry

    Hvstler

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=530649722 Roy Fry

    Hvstler

  • Jim

    If Euronymous could see this he’d tell Varg to kill him again.

  • Jim

    If Euronymous could see this he’d tell Varg to kill him again.

  • Asdfg

    I see Twilight, but no Thunder Gods.

    • Brock Sterns

      this comment deserves some attention

    • Brock Sterns

      this comment deserves some attention

    • Brock Sterns

      this comment deserves some attention

  • Asdfg

    I see Twilight, but no Thunder Gods.

  • Tyler Rabideau

    Scandinavian Shore

  • Tom

    If you watch the Lion King and listen to  Dimmu Borgir’s Abrahadabra at the same time they match up

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amber-Weidenhamer/100002236031154 Amber Weidenhamer

      I heard it’s called ‘Dark Winter of the African Savannah’.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amber-Weidenhamer/100002236031154 Amber Weidenhamer

      I heard it’s called ‘Dark Winter of the African Savannah’.

  • Tom

    If you watch the Lion King and listen to  Dimmu Borgir’s Abrahadabra at the same time they match up

  • jadedkid

    Things I’d like to smash

  • jadedkid

    Things I’d like to smash

  • Fuzzybritches87

    Who have four thumbs, shitty taste in music and parents that are ashamed? These Chicks!!

  • Fuzzybritches87

    Who have four thumbs, shitty taste in music and parents that are ashamed? These Chicks!!

  • hATE-eR

    Gayhem…!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cjthedj C.J. Crawford

    SIMBAH!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Lie-on King Diemonds

  • Anonymous

    Lie-on King Diemonds

  • David B.

    Satan. Everyone is doing it.

  • David B.

    Satan. Everyone is doing it.

  • crank

    It’s the Circle of DeathAnd it moves us allThrough despair and hopeThrough faith and loveTill we find our placeOn the path unwindingIn the CircleThe Circle of Death

  • crank

    It’s the Circle of DeathAnd it moves us allThrough despair and hopeThrough faith and loveTill we find our placeOn the path unwindingIn the CircleThe Circle of Death

  • http://www.facebook.com/ken.wilhelm Ken Wilhelm

    Lion King Diamond?

  • http://www.facebook.com/ken.wilhelm Ken Wilhelm

    Lion King Diamond?

  • Darth Brooks

    Waitresses at the new Dimmu Burger in the food court.

  • Darth Brooks

    Waitresses at the new Dimmu Burger in the food court.

  • dmancona

    Succubi in rapture

  • dmancona

    Succubi in rapture

  • Steven

    Simbah’ raids our tombs!

  • Steven

    Simbah’ raids our tombs!

  • MitRay32

    Tomb Raider cosplay happens differently in Norway.

  • MitRay32

    Tomb Raider cosplay happens differently in Norway.

  • Fred Durst

    “Gosh mom, you said we could borrow your makeup!”

  • Big P

    Lion King: the only kvlt thing in this picture

  • Big P

    Lion King: the only kvlt thing in this picture

  • Dirty

    Noodz are posted on isanyoneup.

  • hybridofsteel

    Two girls, one pentagram.

  • http://www.facebook.com/raz0rb Luis Ferraz

    It’s OK to be grim

  • http://www.facebook.com/raz0rb Luis Ferraz

    It’s OK to be grim

  • Jim

    I bet these chicks would totally give up the balloon knot.

  • skullsession

    Apparently the Edward Vs. Jacob argument has been settled. Now it’s Dummu Vs. Immortal… winner takes the teenage panties. 

  • Jim

    I bet these chicks would totally give up the balloon knot.

  • skullsession

    Apparently the Edward Vs. Jacob argument has been settled. Now it’s Dummu Vs. Immortal… winner takes the teenage panties. 

  • Anonymous

    There’s something different in this new Gallhammer line up.

  • Anonymous

    There’s something different in this new Gallhammer line up.

  • VerrucktsAl

    the lion king ist krieg

  • VerrucktsAl

    the lion king ist krieg

  • Ekuzio

    Blackened slumber party gets 4 thumbs up

  • Ekuzio

    Blackened slumber party gets 4 thumbs up

  • Grizzlenrad

    de muffintops dom sathanas

  • Grizzlenrad

    de muffintops dom sathanas

  • Ekuzio

    Blackened slumber party gets 4 thumbs up

  • Ekuzio

    Blackened slumber party gets 4 thumbs up

  • HeadSplinter

    “Dimmu Borgir! Ain’t no passsing craze. It means only darkness for the rest of yyour days”

  • HeadSplinter

    “Dimmu Borgir! Ain’t no passsing craze. It means only darkness for the rest of yyour days”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grey-Gibson/100000560366769 Grey Gibson

    No matter how kvlt you maybe…you are just as excited about The Lion King coming back to theaters in 3D as the rest of the world. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Grey-Gibson/100000560366769 Grey Gibson

    No matter how kvlt you maybe…you are just as excited about The Lion King coming back to theaters in 3D as the rest of the world. 

  • Charliedonnelly

    THEIR FAT NASTY GUTS ARE HELD IN BY THOSE CORSETS.  PETITION TO KEEP AXL’S GF OFF THE INTERNET

  • Charliedonnelly

    THEIR FAT NASTY GUTS ARE HELD IN BY THOSE CORSETS.  PETITION TO KEEP AXL’S GF OFF THE INTERNET

  • Jason M.

    Black MEHtal.

  • Jason M.

    Black MEHtal.

  • Cameron Alyson

    SAMARA AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US.

  • Cameron Alyson

    SAMARA AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US.

  • Begindescension

    Gallhammer

  • Begindescension

    Gallhammer

  • Anonymous

    AM I COOL YET?
    WOULD SOMEONE FUCK ME NOW?

  • Anonymous

    AM I COOL YET?
    WOULD SOMEONE FUCK ME NOW?

  • Clintopsy

    Unholier Than Thou!

    Clintopsy@yahoo.com

  • Clintopsy

    Unholier Than Thou!

    Clintopsy@yahoo.com

  • Facepalm

    The new Dimmu Borgir lineup.

  • Facepalm

    The new Dimmu Borgir lineup.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustavo-Aquino/100000553856211 Gustavo Aquino

    Puritanical Euphoric Lion King

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustavo-Aquino/100000553856211 Gustavo Aquino

    Puritanical Euphoric Lion King

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustavo-Aquino/100000553856211 Gustavo Aquino

    Puritanical Euphoric Lion King

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gustavo-Aquino/100000553856211 Gustavo Aquino

    Puritanical Euphoric Lion King

  • DinosauR

    Halloween is gonna be SOOO cool this year!

  • DinosauR

    Halloween is gonna be SOOO cool this year!

  • Tyler12589

    Lion King ov Hell

    tyler12589@yahoo.com

  • Tyler12589

    Lion King ov Hell

    tyler12589@yahoo.com

  • Heywood

    Diminutive Borgir

  • Heywood

    Diminutive Borgir

  • Chris Berseth

    “Oh, I just can’t wait to be King…Diamond.”

  • Chris Berseth

    “Oh, I just can’t wait to be King…Diamond.”

  • Dubs

    I bet they’re Mexican.

  • Dubs

    I bet they’re Mexican.

  • Nick1010

    This season on the Jersey Shore: Snooki goes black metal!

  • Nick1010

    This season on the Jersey Shore: Snooki goes black metal!

  • http://twitter.com/orbsonb Ben Robson

    this isn’t an actual caption, but the music in The Lion King is fucking incredible

  • http://twitter.com/orbsonb Ben Robson

    this isn’t an actual caption, but the music in The Lion King is fucking incredible

  • http://twitter.com/orbsonb Ben Robson

    this isn’t an actual caption, but the music in The Lion King is fucking incredible

  • ryry

    The goat’s blood they used in The Lion King was just fabulous!

  • ryry

    The goat’s blood they used in The Lion King was just fabulous!

  • ryry

    The goat’s blood they used in The Lion King was just fabulous!

  • http://twitter.com/DustinWildcard Dustin K

    Satanic Hispanics
    GSEbeatdown@gmail.com

  • http://twitter.com/DustinWildcard Dustin K

    Satanic Hispanics
    GSEbeatdown@gmail.com

  • http://twitter.com/DustinWildcard Dustin K

    Satanic Hispanics
    GSEbeatdown@gmail.com

  • obc

    necrosiskela and grimeberta both agree… two thumbs up for Lion King II: As the Northern Hordes Ride, Enthrone Simba Triumphant.

  • obc

    necrosiskela and grimeberta both agree… two thumbs up for Lion King II: As the Northern Hordes Ride, Enthrone Simba Triumphant.

  • obc

    necrosiskela and grimeberta both agree… two thumbs up for Lion King II: As the Northern Hordes Ride, Enthrone Simba Triumphant.

  • Spawn909

    Black Metal just sold out to the lesbians.

  • Spawn909

    Black Metal just sold out to the lesbians.

  • Spawn909

    Black Metal just sold out to the lesbians.

  • I’m a lonely person

    I’m too sexy for my shirt. But I’m never too sexy for the corpsepaint

  • I’m a lonely person

    I’m too sexy for my shirt. But I’m never too sexy for the corpsepaint

  • I’m a lonely person

    I’m too sexy for my shirt. But I’m never too sexy for the corpsepaint

  • hosscatjosh

    Unsigned and Unholy. The Lion King. 

  • hosscatjosh

    Unsigned and Unholy. The Lion King. 

  • hosscatjosh

    Unsigned and Unholy. The Lion King. 

  • Jasontk83

    Bulletbelts before bedtime.

    jasontk83@yahoo.com

  • Jasontk83

    Bulletbelts before bedtime.

    jasontk83@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/FlannelBastard Dylan Jones

    Like OHMYGAWD guys, Jacob Lautner is SOOOO Kvlt!!!1!!<3

  • http://www.facebook.com/FlannelBastard Dylan Jones

    Like OHMYGAWD guys, Jacob Lautner is SOOOO Kvlt!!!1!!<3

  • http://www.facebook.com/FlannelBastard Dylan Jones

    Like OHMYGAWD guys, Jacob Lautner is SOOOO Kvlt!!!1!!<3

  • Bobby

    Snooki Monster Vocals

  • Bobby

    Snooki Monster Vocals

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Storm-Smith/100001497451965 Storm Smith

    I didn’t know Snooki and JWooow listened to Black Metal.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Storm-Smith/100001497451965 Storm Smith

    I didn’t know Snooki and JWooow listened to Black Metal.

  • Bobby

    Snooki Monster Vocals

  • Bobby

    Twilight and the Thunder Thighs

  • Bobby

    Twilight and the Thunder Thighs

  • http://www.facebook.com/o0oJohnnyblacko0o Jonathan Labadie

    When you see it you’ll shit brix

  • http://www.facebook.com/o0oJohnnyblacko0o Jonathan Labadie

    When you see it you’ll shit brix

  • Hybridofsteel

    Goatwhores

  • Hybridofsteel

    Goatwhores

  • The Hanging Brain

    Grim, Anne, Quandry. 

  • Anonymous

    And this is where the black magic happens

  • Anonymous

    And this is where the black magic happens

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000620196048 Snuggles Da Bear

    Ewwww. Fat bitches and Lion King. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000620196048 Snuggles Da Bear

    Ewwww. Fat bitches and Lion King. 

  • Shyreese

    The “circle of life” has taken on a whole new meaning for these girls!

  • Shyreese

    The “circle of life” has taken on a whole new meaning for these girls!

  • http://www.endoftheelkhound.bandcamp.com Keith Brown

    Come to think of it, Tomb Raider would be perfect for a black metal band name

  • http://www.endoftheelkhound.bandcamp.com Keith Brown

    Come to think of it, Tomb Raider would be perfect for a black metal band name

  • Rmwolfe79

    Ban all Dimmu Borgir comments from this day forward

  • Rmwolfe79

    Ban all Dimmu Borgir comments from this day forward

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=34509060 Rob Schweitzer

    Lion Kings of The Carnival Creation

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=34509060 Rob Schweitzer

    Lion Kings of The Carnival Creation

  • Guitarzan2112

    After only one month of becoming college roommates, Valgerdr and Ola realized they would be lifelong friends when their periods synched on eachothers corpsepaint. guitarzan2112@hotmail.com

  • Guitarzan2112

    After only one month of becoming college roommates, Valgerdr and Ola realized they would be lifelong friends when their periods synched on eachothers corpsepaint. guitarzan2112@hotmail.com

  • Anonymous

    We went to see the Lion King and all we got was this shitty Dimmu Borgir poster.

  • Anonymous

    We went to see the Lion King and all we got was this shitty Dimmu Borgir poster.

  • mark d

    Hey, wheres the third hyena from “The Lion King?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/skylerdiotte Skyler Diotte

    hey look a lion king poster 

    skylerdiotte@hotmail.com

  • http://twitter.com/blue_m_and_m Mike Rawtch

    The Spermicide Girls

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Bell/100000194349639 Patrick Bell
  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Bell/100000194349639 Patrick Bell
  • Buckaroo

    Katy Perry’s T.G.I.F. – The Director’s Cut.

  • Buckaroo

    Katy Perry’s T.G.I.F. – The Director’s Cut.

  • Matthew6:66

    Thumbs up is the the new middle finger, just like the lion king is the new death metal

  • Matthew6:66

    Thumbs up is the the new middle finger, just like the lion king is the new death metal

  • Oviraptor4

    In the “Lion King” poster, cover the lion’s left eye with your right thumb and the bottom half of the poster with your left hand. What do you see?

  • Oviraptor4

    In the “Lion King” poster, cover the lion’s left eye with your right thumb and the bottom half of the poster with your left hand. What do you see?

  • Kevy Metal

    Dimmu Bimbos

  • Kevy Metal

    Dimmu Bimbos

  • Anonymous

    random witless comment with u’s replaced with v’s

  • Anonymous

    random witless comment with u’s replaced with v’s

  • Spine Splitter

    fuck: the one on the right
    marry: the one on the left
    kill: self

  • Spine Splitter

    fuck: the one on the right
    marry: the one on the left
    kill: self

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1239018860 Spencer Ward

    …laura croft poster… nuf said

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1239018860 Spencer Ward

    …laura croft poster… nuf said

  • ForgedInFire42

    I guess the next season of Jersey Shore will be filmed in Norway.

  • ForgedInFire42

    I guess the next season of Jersey Shore will be filmed in Norway.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Krispijn-Smith/791679483 Krispijn Smith

    Hakuna Abrahadabra

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Krispijn-Smith/791679483 Krispijn Smith

    AbrahadaNObra

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Krispijn-Smith/791679483 Krispijn Smith

    A bra? Ha! da bra is still in my bag 

  • Aetherjake

    I’d give those titties TWO THUMBS DOWN

    aetherjake@gmail.com

  • Ticklemefuzzdot

    Simba’s life took a turn for the worst after his father died.

  • Maciek

    Rebecca Black – Friday

  • Rclcolumbus

    Team Whorror

    Rclcolumbus@yahoo.com

  • MetalMessiah

    “We’re Ayyyyy-vil”

  • Jantje138

    The Splice Girls – Wannableed

  • Jantje138

    The Splice Girls – Wannableed

  • Marco

    This is your mind on drugs

  • shane t

    queen diamond and debbi filth  guess they robbing the cradle

  • Chimp-0-Neg

    Gaahls just wanna have fun

  • Wayniac

    Hakuna Sathanas

  • Wcifer

    inspired by keith caputo, dani filth celebrates his transition into womanhood

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1508823036 Matt Rafferty

    Hasa diga eebowai!!!

    RiffRaff1979@yahoo.com

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1508823036 Matt Rafferty

    I love the WTF face of Lara Croft in the top right corner, lol

  • Ian

    Lion King ov Hell

  • Zaoisgood

    Gene Simmons looks a lot younger these days.

  • Jim

    You can’t gargle sand.

    • Buttsword

      What’s the difference between menstrual blood and sand, Alex?

  • Johnsergel

    ……Well to be fair…….Who the hell doesn’t like the lion king?

  • Dantera

    Next, on the WB, Sinister, Sinister

  • Dantera

    Next, on the WB, Sinister, Sinister

  • Mordecai

    Not what guys mean by you look great in the dark.

  • Mordecai

    Not what guys mean by you look great in the dark.

  • Mordecai

    Not what guys mean by you look great in the dark.

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.whitener Daniel Whitener

    Boys, Booze, Books and Black Metal : Our First year at College By : Staci and Kelly

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.whitener Daniel Whitener

    Boys, Booze, Books and Black Metal : Our First year at College By : Staci and Kelly

  • hybridofsteel

    “Heeeey gurl! Lemme put my upside-down cross in your pentagram!”

  • hybridofsteel

    “Heeeey gurl! Lemme put my upside-down cross in your pentagram!”

  • hybridofsteel

    “Heeeey gurl! Lemme put my upside-down cross in your pentagram!”

  • Batman

    mosh away, mosh away and never return

    why so serious?

  • Batman

    mosh away, mosh away and never return

    why so serious?

  • http://countbites.wordpress.com/ The Count

    Can you feel the love tonight…

  • http://countbites.wordpress.com/ The Count

    Can you feel the love tonight…

  • http://countbites.wordpress.com/ The Count

    Can you feel the love tonight…

  • DD

    Black Metal Timon and Pumba

  • DD

    Black Metal Timon and Pumba

  • DD

    Black Metal Timon and Pumba

  • DD

    I didn’t know Timon and Pumba were into Black Metal.

  • DD

    I didn’t know Timon and Pumba were into Black Metal.

  • hybridofsteel

    Sharpened claws, poisoned tip manicure. Painted skin, hiding the beast within. Daggered heels, designed to cut your face. No remorse, crushing the human race.

    • hybridofsteel

      Banking on the chance that vince is a hardcore dethklok fan.

    • hybridofsteel

      Banking on the chance that vince is a hardcore dethklok fan.

  • hybridofsteel

    Sharpened claws, poisoned tip manicure. Painted skin, hiding the beast within. Daggered heels, designed to cut your face. No remorse, crushing the human race.

  • Canea

    From deep within the bowels of Hell, Siskel and Ebert continue to hone their craft.

  • Canea

    From deep within the bowels of Hell, Siskel and Ebert continue to hone their craft.

  • Canea

    From deep within the bowels of Hell, Siskel and Ebert continue to hone their craft.

  • Spanky

    Inspired by the picture of Lara Croft in the upper right hand corner: “Womb Raiders”

  • Chris Berseth

    Sadly, even black metal fans are a part of the circle of life…

  • AndrewG

    Disney’s latest photoshoot of Hannah Montana at home didn’t go as well as planned, but further proved that Disney supports satanism … And fat whores

  • Garrett Cypert

    Nothing says “In Sorte Diaboli” like Taylor Lautner and Simba.

  • hybridofsteel

    Hoes in the Throne Room

  • hybridofsteel

    Hoes in the Throne Room

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1139194361 Leo Sludge

    Children of the corn~y 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1139194361 Leo Sludge

    Children of the corn~y 

  • Sthird4101976

    guess it was both of theirs…..time of the month….talk about some red wings….eat up

  • Sthird4101976

    guess it was both of theirs…..time of the month….talk about some red wings….eat up

  • Validemailaddress

    LION KING FUCK YEAH!!!

  • Validemailaddress

    LION KING FUCK YEAH!!!

  • ChuggaChuggaDeedlyDoo

    Invoking in the pig sty

  • ChuggaChuggaDeedlyDoo

    Invoking in the pig sty

  • pony

    “everything i’ve ever seen or heard is about me!!!”

  • pony

    “everything i’ve ever seen or heard is about me!!!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1818773972 Cj Coronado

    Thumbs up for individuality

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1818773972 Cj Coronado

    Thumbs up for individuality

  • Ozzy_50

    Just Got Front Row To Justin Bieber!!!!!!

  • Ozzy_50

    Just Got Front Row To Justin Bieber!!!!!!

  • Lindsey Parks

    thumbs ups? real mature ladies.

  • Lindsey Parks

    thumbs ups? real mature ladies.

  • Czar

    The Stars of 2 Girls One Cup.

  • Czar

    The Stars of 2 Girls One Cup.

  • bongo

    The new make up-kit from Dimmu’s merchandise worked out pretty well.

  • bongo

    The new make up-kit from Dimmu’s merchandise worked out pretty well.

  • Bustenskjold

    “The new Britney album is SOOO Cool!”

  • Bustenskjold

    “The new Britney album is SOOO Cool!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Cleaton/1215874149 John Cleaton

    Lion Krieg

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Cleaton/1215874149 John Cleaton

    Lion Krieg

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Cleaton/1215874149 John Cleaton

    Lion Krieg

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Victor-Senjic/100002561599674 Victor Senjic

    Kvlt Disney

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Victor-Senjic/100002561599674 Victor Senjic

    Kvlt Disney

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Victor-Senjic/100002561599674 Victor Senjic

    Kvlt Disney

  • http://www.facebook.com/killingisyourbusiness Eric Xibir Hill

    These were their expressions after they found out ICS Vortex would perform vocals on “The Circle of Life” in next year’s “Spiritual Black Africa”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/killingisyourbusiness Eric Xibir Hill

    These were their expressions after they found out ICS Vortex would perform vocals on “The Circle of Life” in next year’s “Spiritual Black Africa”.

  • http://twitter.com/exsinner Haris Radzi

    Owh, we so bad ass. We hope this is metal enough to proof you all we are metalhead

  • http://twitter.com/exsinner Haris Radzi

    Owh, we so bad ass. We hope this is metal enough to proof you all we are metalhead

  • http://twitter.com/exsinner Haris Radzi

    I hope my titties are as good as lara croft

  • http://twitter.com/exsinner Haris Radzi

    I hope my titties are as good as lara croft

  • Anonymous

    Fonzie: Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.Potsie: Hey, that’s cool.Richie: Nick Romano said that in Knock On Any Door.Fonzie: I think I said it better.

  • Anonymous

    Fonzie: Like I always say, you live fast, you die young, you leave a good-looking corpse.Potsie: Hey, that’s cool.Richie: Nick Romano said that in Knock On Any Door.Fonzie: I think I said it better.

  • rocknroll1343

    if you burn down a church well make out with you. if you can scream all the songs from the lion king well both fuck you

  • rocknroll1343

    if you burn down a church well make out with you. if you can scream all the songs from the lion king well both fuck you

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Mayse/1122951922 James Mayse

    In a survey, nine out of 19 Metalsucks readers said, yes, they would hit that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Mayse/1122951922 James Mayse

    In a survey, nine out of 19 Metalsucks readers said, yes, they would hit that.

  • Batman

    the fonz would be proud

  • Woop

    >Implying you all didn’t get the biggest erections of your lives

  • Woop

    >Implying you all didn’t get the biggest erections of your lives

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509456060 Andrew Friend

    What has 4 thumbs and a life time supply of corpse paint?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509456060 Andrew Friend

    What has 4 thumbs and a life time supply of corpse paint?

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    whose got 4 thumbs and are getting fvcked tonight? THESE CHICKS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dave-Campbell/1298744154 Dave Campbell

    when keeping it ”real” goes wrong….
     

  • Jeff

    Krystal and Samantha knew there was only one truly hardcore way to finish their Lion King marathon: EAT A FUCKING GAZELLE.

  • David Garland

    Confirmation that Timon, Pumba, and Simba were all VERY tasty.

  • The Minimalist

    From the South Park episode “The Ring”:

    Mickey Mouse: Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to
    you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that’s how
    we can sell sex to little girls, haha! See, if we make the posters with
    little girls reaching for your junk, then you have to wear purity rings
    or else the Disney Company looks bad, haha!

  • Severed

    Satanic Black Metal…It’s totally rad!!

  • Severed

    Satanic Black Metal…It’s totally rad!!

  • hybridofsteel

    Disneycore

  • TOOOOOOOOOOOOOE BOT!!!

    Damn if Jacob doesn’t look exquisite with that football.

  • hATE-er

    The Boinker Sisters…

  • hATE-er

    The Boinker Sisters…

  • Evilives

    The Lion King 2: Samoth’s Pride…..Yeah it’s late

  • Evilives

    The Lion King 2: Samoth’s Pride…..Yeah it’s late

  • Spiral_void

    Father, why have you forsaken these?!!