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WHEN DUDEBRO CHUGS A BEER IN 3 SECONDS FLAT TO AN IRON SAVIOR SONG

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When all of humanity has been obliterated from Earth, aliens are going to discover our planet far into the future, figure out how to extract data from our old hard drives and servers and discover what a bunch of morons we all were. Come to think of it, aliens are probably monitoring our communications systems right now from thousands of lightyears away and laughing their asses off at the inane shit we collectively post on YouTube.

The Deciblog’s got a new post up featuring a bunch of videos that pair metal with beer-drinking, a fine match indeed. But the easy highlights are the videos by The Metal Madman™, a YouTube user of considerable muscular bulk, black tank-tops and backwards hats who prides himself on his ability to drink beer quickly. VERY quickly.

I watched the two Metal Madman™ videos posted on the Deciblog then quickly found myself down the rabbit hole of his YouTube collection. Here’s what got my started, courtesy Iron Savior:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdXDMPHJdog&feature=youtu.be

More “beer chug” videos:

http://youtu.be/tZz2clOVmhE

http://youtu.be/a0W5ZG3aKLo

http://youtu.be/31xlfRzPJFw

Nice Firewind hoodie, brah!

http://youtu.be/ldAEqj2UmBA

Also, you guys… he has a RADIO SHOW! It’s tonight, from 7-10pm EDT and I am so gonna listen.

-VN

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