SATURDAY TO BE AN AMERICAN TO

Greetings from jolly ol’ England, where I am proudly representing the U.S. and A. in the men’s 100 meter ejaculation event……wish me luck!

At the time of this writing our nation is currently in the lead with 95 medals (41 gold), followed by the People’s Repubric of China with 82 medals (37 gold), and cheeky Team GB in third with 59 medals (26 gold).  Afghanistan, Bahrain, Hong Kong, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Morocco, Puerto Rico, and Tajikistan are currently embroiled in a riveting 8-way (!) dead heat for last place with one bronze medal each…  Go losers!

If ‘merica wins the Olympics we’re all gonna be like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

But if we LOSE it’ll be more like this:

Let’s go Team America!

-KW