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Your New Favorite Twitter Account: Poorly Drawn Suicide Silence

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Poorly Drawn SSSo I was sitting at my computer yesterday, la-di-da, when I saw Suicide Silence frontman Eddie Hermida re-tweet some images from another account. The images were, to put it mildly, intriguing, and the handle for the account suggested that there were probably more such images available for viewing. So I went to the account’s home page and found that it is, indeed, a bastion of resplendent illustrations.

“What was the account, @joselyncano?” you ask. Good guess, but no: it was Poorly Drawn SS.

As the name suggests, the account is devoted entirely to very bad drawings of The Schutzstaffel Suicide Silence. And when I say “very bad,” I mean that as high praise — I fucking love these drawings. Here are a few of my favorites:

I do not know the real name of the person behind Poorly Drawn SS, but I do know this: if there is any justice in the world, someday, his or her work will be hanging in the Louvre.

Follow Poorly Drawn SS here. Tweet at ’em and you can even commission an image! And for those of you who don’t like Suicide Silence, fret not: there will surely be a flurry of imitators at some point in the not-too-distant future.

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