Now Your Children Can Enjoy Cattle Decapitation, Too

Andy Rehfeldt, a.k.a. “The Dude Who Does All the Silly Versions of Metal Songs for Viral Videos,” has released his latest silly version of a metal song for a viral video: a “family oriented” adaptation of Cattle Decapitation’s “Forced Gender Reassignment.” Which is a little weird, because that song was already pretty family oriented. I mean, some of the lyrics in this song are practically lifted right from a nursery rhyme:

Perineal puncturing device also juices the fruit of the human
As force is applied, grinding and winding intestines and
Inside around it like a drill bit – turns anatomy into a visceral swill

See? Just like the stories Pop-Pop used to tell you before bed!

ANYHOOZLE, here’s this completely irony-free version of Cattle Decapitation’s warmest, fuzziest song. Enjoy:

https://youtu.be/wG9a6CxUu1M

[via The PRP]