Now Your Children Can Enjoy Cattle Decapitation, Too

  • Axl Rosenberg

Andy Rehfeldt, a.k.a. “The Dude Who Does All the Silly Versions of Metal Songs for Viral Videos,” has released his latest silly version of a metal song for a viral video: a “family oriented” adaptation of Cattle Decapitation’s “Forced Gender Reassignment.” Which is a little weird, because that song was already pretty family oriented. I mean, some of the lyrics in this song are practically lifted right from a nursery rhyme:

Perineal puncturing device also juices the fruit of the human
As force is applied, grinding and winding intestines and
Inside around it like a drill bit – turns anatomy into a visceral swill

See? Just like the stories Pop-Pop used to tell you before bed!

ANYHOOZLE, here’s this completely irony-free version of Cattle Decapitation’s warmest, fuzziest song. Enjoy:

[via The PRP]

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