Ever wonder what it might feel like if someone were to shove a giant pipe cleaner down your throat and push all your guts out through your anus? Sure you have! Who hasn’t from time to time, right?
Unfortunately, there’s been no way to learn the sensations such an act would cause without dying… until now! Exhumed’s new single, “Lifeless,” replicates all the emotions that would accompany being fatally de-clogged: dread, anxiety, and panic. As a bonus, some of the vocals also sound an awful lot like the intestines forcefully evacuating via orifices not intended for that purpose. Really, the song is just all around gross. I mean that as a compliment.