IN WHICH WE CLARIFIED THE GEOGRAPHICAL ORIGIN OF PANDAS
Friday, March 27th, 2009 at 5:30pm by Axl RosenbergI’ve been trying to download the new Marilyn Manson mp3, “We’re From America,” but navigating that guy’s website is more difficult than getting Rob Halford hard with a naked photo of Christina Scabbia . So, whomever designed that site… fuck you, and fuck your mother.
In other news, here’s what happened in the world of metal this week:
- We spoke to Believer’s Kurt Bachman and Nashville Pussy’s Blaine Cartwright.
- We listened to new releases from Malefice, Millions, I Killed the Prom Queen and Corpus Christi.
- Is this the worst music video of 2009 so far?
- We really like the new Isis song! Seriously!
- The screamo-crunk explosion has begun… and now we wish it would end.
Alright everyone. I know we’re all excited for the weekend, but try not to die of alcohol poisoning. See ya Monday.
-AR
Aaron Turner. Mike Patton. Guy Kozowyk. Steve Austin. Greg Anderson. All influential musicians in extreme music; all influential label heads as well. With Gather Scatter, the debut album by his band Millions, Scott Flaster makes a compelling case for his own inclusion in this hallowed pantheon of multi-taskers. Behind the desk at Chicago’s Seventh Rule Recordings, Flaster has curated a quality roster of abrasive underground bands like Indian, Wetnurse, Light Yourself on Fire and Plague Bringer. Millions turn around and shatter said desk into a whole album’s worth of jagged noise splinters.
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