PEOPLE ARE STILL OFFENDED BY ALICE COOPER? SERIOUSLY?
In case you didn’t know, Alice Cooper is a lame old man. How lame and old? He plays golf…
…and wrote a book about playing golf…
…and is friends with Pat Boone. Yes, that Pat Boone.
So how is it possible that a church group could still find this 61 year-old boring fart threatening?
