Posts Tagged ‘stupidity’

FOR $40 YOU CAN WEAR EMMURE BOXING GLOVES IN THE PIT

Thursday, August 27th, 2009 at 10:00am by Vince Neilstein

emmure-boxingFor realz??? Yes, apparently. Part of me knows how retarded this is, but the other part of me thinks Emmure are genuises for knowing their fans are stupid enough to buy into something like this. But stupid fans necessarily implicates their music as stupid, so… joke’s on them. Emmure: music for people stupid enough to buy branded boxing gloves.

-VN

[Thanks: Metal Injection]

JONATHAN DAVIS: STILL A MORON

Thursday, August 14th, 2008 at 10:33am by Vince Neilstein

Apparently Korn frontman Jonathan Davis thinks today is opposite day. In a recent interview with RollingStone.com (conducted by friend of MetalSucks Chris Steffen), Davis muttered this nugget:

“I feel like I’m waving the flag for musicianship, trying to bring back bands that can play.”

In other news, Davis also claims to have invented music.

-VN