CINEMETAL ROUND-UP: NEW VIDEOS FROM THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN, DEMONICAL, CEREBRAL BORE, THE BLACK SATANS, AND 13 WINTERS (BUT NOT FROM OTEP OR DESTROPHY)
I’m going to put approximately as much work into this introduction as Billy Milano does into staying in shape.
We begin today with The Dillinger Escape Plan’s new video, for “Gold Teeth on a Bum.” I really love this song, so I wish I really loved this video. Unfortunately, whomever shot this live footage decided to use the same camera move over and over again starting at roughly the fifteen second mark, and by the thirty second mark, it has become insanely annoying. Rapid zoom in/zoom out. I mean it works the first go-round because it’s in time with the music. Rapid zoom in/zoom out. But then it just keeps happening over and over and over again for no discernible reason. Rapid zoom in/zoom out. Seriously, go get a bottle of something, not even something all that strong, and take a shot every time there’s a rapid zoom in/zoom out. You’ll be dead from alcohol poisoning before the halfway mark.
