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SCOTT WEILAND SIGNS SOMETHING TO BURN TO SOFTDRIVE RECORDS

  • Axl Rosenberg
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Clothes your wife burned on the lawn this week: $10,000.

Cost of your wife’s bail after she was arrested for said burning: $50,000.

Announcing you’ve just signed a band called Something to Burn: Priceless.

-AR

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