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MAYBE THEY REALLY DO HAVE GOD ON THEIR SIDE

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l_6ddbd17e9035042d6fdf0c0818ced6d9.jpgAdd Inhale Exhale to the list of bands- Stryper, As I Lay Dying, Norma Jean, post-born-again-Mustaine Megadeth-you need to feel guilty about liking because of their less-than-sound politics. Oh, how I wish I just felt guilty for liking them because they play totally generic but undeniably catchy screamo like I do with Atreyu!

But no: this is a band who are not only on Solid State Records (home to Norma Jean and Demon Hunter, amongst others) but who have a cross with a serpent on it on their album cover and in their video. No doubt about it: a retarded donkey zombie could rape your little sister, and these guys would think it’s a sin to abort the pregnancy. Lucky for them, they have a gift for pumping out tasty riffs and catchy choruses.
-AR

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