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TWO AND A HALF EDDIE VAN HALENS

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Eddie Van Halen is apparently going to appear on the shitcom Two and a Half Men this fall. I’m assuming the storyline will have something to do with him confusing the chubby kid from the show with his chubby son.

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Not a Van Halen.

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A Van Halen.

Eddie Van Halen joins a long line of hard rock musicians appearing on terrible television shows, including Anthrax, Slash, and Sebastian Bach.

-AR

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