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HOW ABOUT ME AND YOU AND YOU AND ME IMAGINE THAT YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP?

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the-stepfather

Yes, that is John Locke on that poster. No, he will not be in the remake, too. He fired his agents and now he has nothing to show for it. Sorry.

Generally speaking, I like Filter very much. And I have a lot of respect for Richard Patrick. I thought that Army of Anyone was awesome. And that dude can really belt it live.

But Filter’s cover “Happy Together” by The Turtles is so bad, only Within Temptation fans could ever possibly enjoy it. (Although, in all fairness, it’s from the soundtrack for the remake of The Stepfather. So at least its pedigree wasn’t misleading.)

It is already my least favorite Filter recording, ever. And, yes, I’m including that terrible song about waking up naked on an airplane. Yes, I know that cute girls like that song. Those same girls like “Semi Charmed Kind of Life.” Disregard them as possible sexual mates.

In conclusion: someone please speed along the process of Scott Weiland having a fatal overdose and let’s get that second Army of Anyone record goin’ already.

-AR

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