SORRY, LADIES AND PARTICULARLY OVER-ZEALOUS MEN: TRENT REZNOR IS OFF THE MARKET

No, Trent Reznor won’t be fucking you like an animal anytime soon: he has apparently tied the knot with some chick named Mariqueen Maandig, formerly of a band I’ve never heard of called West Indian Girl. A half-dozen reader e-mails pointed me to Pink is the New Blog, where photos from the wedding have been posted, and I wanted to re-post them here for two reasons:

1. Romantic wedding photos somehow seem to go against everything Reznor stands for. And to that end…
2. …he looks SO UNCOMFORTABLE in the first, posed photo. I’m not blaming the guy – I’m completely incapable of looking natural in cheesy pictures myself, so I sympathize – but still, kinda funny. Also, why is hand on her ass?

Enjoy the pics.

-AR