THE METALSUCKS MANSION MONKEYS’ TOP TWENTY METAL ALBUMS OF 2009

Axl and Vince really kept us busy this year with all the great stuff coming out, but it was worth it; those guys really feed us THE best bananas money can buy. We’re not kidding… Grade A stuff, perfectly ripe, and full of flavor.

It was tough, but we’ve narrowed down the year’s metal releases to only twenty. Here they are:

1. Slough Feg – Ape Uprising

It doesn’t get any better than this. A successful simian insurrection against a race of enslaving humans? Come on. We love Vince and Axl, and like I said, those bananas are top-notch… but a monkey can dream, can’t he?

That is all.

Sincerely,
Higgins and the rest of the MS Monkeys