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LEARN TO COUNT TO ZEHN IN GERMAN WITH OOMPH!

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Though a known entity in Europe, industrial metal act OOMPH! haven’t had much recognition here in the U.S., largely because their lyrics to date have pretty much been in German. After all, Americans can only tolerate one such group at a time, and that group (for some stupid reason) happens to be Rammstein. Still, the forthcoming OOMPH! album Truth Or Dare is intended “for more international success” apparently, as it features re-recorded English language versions of their songs. Good luck with that, fellas.

Though the ridiculous, cliche-riddled video above for “Ready Or Not (I’m Coming)” wont likely win the group many new fans, it will however teach you how to count to ten in German! Right before the chorus comes up, follow the creepy child’s voice and you’ll be on your way to having a toddler’s capacity to recite numbers to disinterested strangers during your next trip to Deutschland.

Who says we don’t teach you stuff around here?!

-GS

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