I CAN’T THINK OF A GOOD GN’R PUN RIGHT NOW, BUT HERE’S A VIDEO OF AXL ROSE FALLING ON HIS ASS
So Axl Rose slipped and fell while performing “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door” in Bogota last week. And far be it from me to miss an opportunity to point at someone and laugh when they make a mistake. Problem is, I just could not think of a headline for this article that took the word “fall” or “puddle” or whatever and inserted it into the title of or lyrics from a Guns N’ Roses song. Blabbermouth, who posted this originally, used “Falling On Heaven’s Door,” which is pretty good; a commenter on that story made a not-very-clever “It’s So Easy” joke by typing “See me hit puddle… I fall down!”
So fuck it, here’s the video. Axl falls right around 1:18. At least he appears to have a sense of humor about it, which I imagine is considered “progress” in Axl’s world; Vince and I saw him slip just a little at Download in 2006, and he freaked out and threw a fit.
Please suggest your Axl-fall-down GN’R puns in the comments section below.