TINO GUO STEPS TO JENNIFER BATTEN

I appreciate Tina Guo’s skills as a musician, and far be it from me to criticize anyone in gold lamé tights, but this is just not my aesthetic. Note to dudes: Unless your band originated on the Sunset Strip in the 1980s, you are not allowed to use more hair products and make-up than Jennifer Batten would. It’s, like, a law, I think.

Speaking of Jennifer Batten — didn’t she already do a hard rock version of “Flight of the Bumble Bee” like a gajillion years ago?

Weak, Tina Guo. Weak.

-AR

Thanks to Corpse Pus for the Tina Guo vid.