Viral Vomit



Thanks God the United States team was finally eliminated from the World Cup this weekend. For one, it means an end to the annoying Facebook / Twitter / EVERYTHING updates we’ve all had to put up with; I’m relieved to not have to listen to my friends suddenly pretending to be extremely interested and emotionally invested in soccer despite having little to no prior knowledge of the players and the game. And secondly, the U.S. has no business having a good soccer team; we win at everything else, so can’t we just let the rest of the world have this one for themselves instead of mucking it up?

Anyhoo, this video is pretty well done. The best is Jens Kidman’s soccer character. Enjoy.


Thanks: Peter T.

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