VINCE WOULD BE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS AUDIO OF A NEW CAVE IN SONG
Vince is still traveling back to the Mansion from his big Fourth of Jew-ly celebration at our Kentucky Division, but if he were here, I bet he’d be really, really excited about this audio of Cave In performing a new song, “Centered,” in Maine last month. After all, my man Vince is a huge fan of Cave In (most of the time at least). I’m not gonna try and do that thing that that Vince did a couple of weeks ago where he pretty much impersonated me with scary accuracy, because, well, Vince is not a pretentious prick the way I am, and is therefore harder to impersonate. I mean, I could write some latently homoerotic stuff about ejaculation and blah blah blah, but we both do that, so it wouldn’t really count. If this were a studio recording or a live review he’d probably make references to mixing and midrange and all this other shit I only know a little about, so it’s just a bootleg so Cave In get a free pass.
But whatever! A new Cave In song! Whoo-hoo!
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