HORNS ARE SO 2004
Our friend Whitney Hess, who runs her own awesome blog that has absolutely nothing to do with metal, sent us the below poster this morning, and it more or less perfectly illustrates my feelings about throwing horns in 2010 (or I guess 2011… might as well get used to typing that now). I mean, we all know that invisible oranges are where it’s at now, right?
Unfortunately, the poster is $75, ’cause, uh, I dunno why. I don’t know who would ever pay that much money for such a thing — probably the same people who’d pay $315 for a candle shaped like a church. This poster is cheaper and even cooler, and for the next twenty-four hours, you still have a chance to win one from us. So get on that.