PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A MEGADETH UNITED ABOMINATIONS LITHOGRAPH

Last week Relapse Records gave us two copies of Abysmal Dawn’s reissued album From Ashes to give away in our Photo Caption Contest. The lucky winners are:

• Ben Alden: “Even though Uncle Ted was out on tour this Christmas, the Nugent family still had their best Christmas card yet.”
• Chief: “Oh good, they renewed Sarah Palin’s Alaska.”

This week we’ve got four large, full-color lithographs of the cover artwork from Megadeth’s United Abominations album, beautifully printed on a nice, thick-stock artist paper. The dimensions of the paper are 20″ x 16″, with the printed area measuring 17.5″ x 9.5″. These things are sweet — check out a photo here — and if you win one you’re definitely gonna wanna frame it so I’ll mail it to you in a cylindrical poster shipping tube to keep it fresh. The instructions to enter, in case you somehow don’t know by now: leave a comment with the funniest caption to the photo below (sent in once again by Jason Solomon). Remember to use a real email address (or post it along with your comment if you’re using FB Connect / Twitter etc).