IN WHICH WE TATTOOED OUR FACE PAINT ON OUR FACE
via The Chive, in case the logo didn’t make that clear
Can someone please try the above but with metal? I don’t really care if it’s death metal or power metal or whatever, just make sure you film it and send it to me. Also, don’t get arrested. Thanks.
ANYWAY, here’s some shit we did this week:
- We debuted new music by Scale the Summit and Junior Bruce.
- We learned about the NBA from God Forbid’s Doc Coyle.
- We spoke to Alex Webster from Cannibal Corpse and Kris Norris from A Cancerous Affair.
- We checked out the latest album from Goatwhore, hardcore 7″s from Losin’ It, Appalachian Terror Unit, and Overlooked, and free releases from Autolatry, Yellow Eyes, Agartha, and Uvikra.
- We were surprised to learn that bands like this still exist.
- We were reminded that Juggalos are hilarious.
- We learned that Greg Puciato is dating the porn star Jenna Haze.
- We also learned that Bill Ward isn’t participating in the Black Sabbath reunion.
Okay, five o’clock! Time to punch out! Who’s got a joint?