HE CARES A LOT: HELP FNM’S RODDY BOTTUM RIDE AGAINST HIV
A dude could be kinda defeated and detached about AIDS, as prevention is continually undermined by ignorance (cough religion) and poverty, and a cynic might imagine a potential cure getting suppressed or likewise manipulated for profit. After all, eviler shit has happened before. But Faith No More/Imperial Teen superstud Roddy Bottum does not share your shameful cop-out attitude, you apathetic fuckbag, and is pumping hard against HIV in a bicycle ride from San Francisco to Los Angeles. Holy shitballz that’s 545 miles by bike!
As a lover of life, you can ride 545 nanometers to Bottum’s AIDS/Lifecycle page to help out. Our man is more than halfway to his goal of $25,000 and accepts support in any amount. Shit, bands chisel more than that on Kickstarter to fund their silly records! Even if you chip in a penny per FNM-related smile, that’s at least $15, which in turn will make Bottum smile and shout you out on his Twitter in recognition of your smile-for-smile action. Crank this while you contribute for extra fun!