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CUMMING THIS FALL: STEEL PANTHER LIVE DVD HAS A TRAILER!

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Via its awesomely incredible radness, the music of Steel Panther transforms the dreariest dungeon into Party Central, the boringest classroom/post office into Mouthfuck Headquarters, and the lamest town into um the City of Vagina-Stuffed-With-Drugz. And that’s just when blasting from your mortal stereo; pair those jamz with the sights, smells, and frequent nudity of the Steel Panther live spectacle and you’ve got a dozen dickloads of fun, dudes! It’s a concert, yeah, but also a laugh riot (gay bassist jokes = lol x infinity), a strip club (needy randoms expose boobz and bums for popular review), and a stage tutorial for budding bands (dance good, jump great, look awesome).

But sigh, fate is cruel and some haven’t yet experienced a Steel Panther concert event. So it’s vital that the chucklehouse splooge-metal revivalists take their show to every home on earth via the magic of home video! And it’s doubly essential that Michael Starr and gang keep their frequent Fanthers horny between shows!! And triply essential that they scrape up drug money to party with their journalist hangers-on via a painless live release!!! Behold, the forthcoming Steel Panther DVD/blu-ray!

Slated for fall, The British Invasion captures a sold-out March 31 concert at O2 Academy in Brixton, England and (I hope like seven hours of) intimate backstage antics. Audio is mixed in 5.1 surround by ace producer Jay Ruston, who helmed their albums Feel The Steel and Balls Out, so you won’t be able to tell what’s studio-fixed or pre-recorded. My TV is fully erect at the mere thought. Check out the trailer:

-ADF

 

 

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