In Which We Were Honored with a Creepy Wax Statue

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Now, this week’s top stories:

Slayer brought drummer Paul Bostaph back into the fold — and Dave Lombardo didn’t learn about it ’til the news was posted online. We reacted the way we usually do to such bullshit: with satire.
As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis made bail, leading to a Twitter rant from Gwar vocalist Oderus Urungus.
Jason Newsted said that he and Dave Mustaine may cover Metallica’s “Phantom Lord” on Gigantour this year.
Speaking of Dave Mustaine: the new Megadeth album sucks shit.
The Faceless announced that they’re working on a covers album.
As it turns out, Vincent Bennett from The Acacia Strain isn’t just a screamer — he can sing real good, too.
Trent Reznor announced that there will be a new Nine Inch Nails album later this year.
The new TesseracT video features a hot model being attacked by a giant penis monster.
Stone Temple Pilots are suing Scott Weiland for making them work with a member of Linkin Park.
Dimebag has been honored with… a creepy wax statue.

That’s all for this week folks, but we’ll be back Monday with the usual MetalSucks goodness. Enjoy your weekend!

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