Mastodon’s Brent Hind Has Massive Wood (NSFW)
There’s no easy segue into this particular topic, so I’m just gonna come right and tell you: Brent Hinds from Mastodon is fashioning a giant cock and balls from wood, as evidenced by these photos from his Instagram account.
Hinds’ choice of, um, hobbies is sure to elicit titters from some of his less mature fans, but hopefully, most of us can appreciate it for the fine piece of hand-crafted art that it is. Someday, I’m sure, Hinds will be buried in France’s famous Cimetière de Montmartre, and someone will create a replica of this massive dong to be used as his headstone.
[via The PRP]