In Which We Should’ve Covered Our Hand Tattoos

THE METALSUCKS WORST WEEK PLAYLIST — WEEK OF OCTOBER 6 – OCTOBER 10, 2014

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Here are this week’s top stories:

• Slipknot singer Corey Taylor got a kick out of our exclusive report on Joey Jordison’s dismissal
• Rob Zombie can’t fathom a better occupation than “Rob Zombie’s bassist”
• It’s time to get excited about upcoming albums from Sylosis, Devin Townsend Project, and Revocation. And about indoor pool season. Yep, new metal and the pool. Sweet.
• A least one metal writer is over Djent.
• Past and present Slayer drummers would like to stop discussing each other now please.
• Awesome videos from Schammasch, SchmHighlandsch, and SchMonster Magnetsch
• Y’know that thing Phil Labonte sold you a couple years ago? It sucks, he now says. So … refunds?
• This kid will eventually take away my job. Thanks Obama.
• Old Man Gloom’s new jam is the jam!
• Holy shit so many huge album reviews. First read Anso’s :)))
• Glenn Fricker and more Glenn Fricker! Frickin’ Glenn Fricker!

Dear MetalSucks readers, thanks for partying! What a hilarious few days we’ve shared. Axl and Vince are back Monday :))) Have an awesome wknd!