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In Case Anyone Still Doubts that Jay Weinberg and Alessandro Venturella are the New Members of Slipknot…


…a photo of the band’s current tour itinerary confirms it (although I suppose it’s possible that Alessandro has a cousin named Alex or something, har har):

Slipknot 2014 Tour ItineraryThe pic has hit the net courtesy of Norm Costa, a soon-to-be-unemployed drum tech at Susquehanna Bank Center in Camden, NJ. In his defense, it would appear that he had no idea that Weinberg and Venturella’s identities were being kept under wraps:

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How could Costa (k)not know? Doesn’t he ever read MetalSucks??? He’s not one of those fools getting his news from CNN and The New York Times, is he?!?! They only focus on unimportant shit, like world politics. Boooooorrrrrrrrinnnnnngggg.

ANYWAY, this story is about as surprising as the fact that the sun rose this morning, but it seemed worth sharing anyway. I hope you found it informative.

[via Metal Injection]

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